𝘆𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗶 - 𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐞! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭

「wrathful」

brothers and one non-brother

L3VI:
bro
y/n
are you home??
I'm bored
i wanna play games

mammoney:
levi
please
can you shut the fuck up
for once
you're like that chihuahua
always yappin

L3VI:
LMFAOO
says you mammon
"omg lucifer can i borrow your credit card pls"

mammoney:
I'M NOT LIKE THAT
you suck

L3VI:
i'm not your mirror mammon loll

asmobaby:
oh my!
an argument!
well, i shouldn't even be surprised

y/n:
DW GUYS IM HOME LMAOOO
well i got home a while ago but i wanted to watch the argument

belphie:
typical of you

y/n:
omg stfu
where's dia

asmobaby:
maybe doing student council work?

beelzeburger:
hope he doesn't overwork himself
like lucifer

y/n:
beel you're so sweeeet

belphie:
he probably will
idc though
it's diavolo, after all

y/n:
bro why do you even have beef with diavolo-

belphie:
...long story.

y/n:
oh.

L3VI:
y/n play games with me NOW

y/n:
BROSKERS CALM DOWN
anyways im so excited for the video call tomorrowwww
imma talk to another random person hehehehe

mammoney:
I swear
you're high sometimes

beelzeburger:
on food

mammoney:
stfu beel

beelzeburger:
no

y/n:
THIS IS WHY I LOVE BEEL
anyways hehe byeeeee

belphie:
i'm going to say it
you
are
annoying

beelzeburger:
belphie...

y/n:
bro istg you're the next mammon

belphie:
...you didn't have to say that.

mammoney:
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

y/n:
GOTTA RUN BYEEEEEEEEEE

you tapped on your favorite, so-familiar button yet again. you just realized how it had been a few days since you tapped on it. you smiled, recalling how you first met mammon, then levi. gradually, everything began unraveling.