𝘆𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗶 - 𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐞! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭

「emergency!」

"damn it..." you exclaimed out loud as beel disconnected from the chat suddenly. perhaps it was for the best, as your lunch ended in a few minutes or so.

right as you were about to head to your next class, you got another notification from the yumihiki app. it was a message from levi. you quickly opened it.

L3VI:
EMERGENCY
I REPEAT
EMERGENCY!

y/n:
HEY LEVI
i was just about to head back to my classes lmao
wtf happened

L3VI:
BEELZEBURGER

y/n:
what?
i was just talking with him-
do you know him too?

L3VI:
HE IS MY
BROTHER
YOUNGER BROTHER

y/n:
WHAT THE FUCK
bro how do i keep on encountering you guys
istg
please give me at least one person who's not one of your brothers
I MEAN I LIKE THEM (and beel's pretty hot ngl-)
but you guys are like
the only people i've chatted with on this app 😭
it's been 2 goddamn days
not even

L3VI:
i didn't even know beel had an account
i just saw his phone
do you have him saved to your contacts?

y/n:
yeah i do actually

L3VI:
make a group chat 
and add us
right now.

y/n:
what
how do i do that lmao
idk how this app works
the only button i've ever pressed was the 'start chatting' one 💀

L3VI:
go to contacts
click the little icon in the corner
you can make a group chat with the contacts you select

y/n:
little icon??
you mean the cog?
i see it now

L3VI:
we'll talk there

L3VI disconnected from the chat

you did just as levi said, making a group chat with all three of you guys. you were still wondering how you already managed to run into three of the brothers from the same family.

L3VI, beelzeburger, and y/n group chat

y/n:
wtf is this shitty name
hold up

y/n has changed the group chat name to anime fanclub 😍

L3VI:
that's better
but

L3VI has changed the group chat name to one otaku, two normies

beelzeburger:
what about cheeseburgers?

beelzeburger has changed the group chat name to we love cheeseburgers

L3VI:
BEEL
my name idea was better

y/n:
OH MY
EVERYONE STFU
let's just keep it as this
beel is pure anyways
i love him sm

beelzeburger:
thank you :)

L3VI:
what about me??
is it because i'm an otaku :(

y/n:
NOOOOO
ILY TOO LEVI
anywayssss
where's mammon?
mammoney??

L3VI:
lolol i dont have him added to my contacts

beelzeburger:
me neither.

L3VI:
nobody wants him here anyways

y/n:
awwww
i do tho 

L3VI:
this gc is better without him
anyways

y/n:
why did you even wanna create this gc lmao

L3VI:
um
tbh
idk
i just thought it would be cool
since you already know me and beel
and mammon but he doesn't count lmfaooo

beelzeburger:
wasn't he banned from the app anyways?
lucifer banned him

L3VI:
yeah loooool
he's still using it though
he doesn't care

beelzeburger:
oh..

y/n:
as expected lmao
i mean i barely know him but yk

L3VI:
are you gonna collect us like pokemon now?

y/n:
wdym-

L3VI:
well
you already met me and beel
and mammon but again, he doesn't count loll
what if our other brothers use this app?

beelzeburger:
should i ask belphie?

L3VI:
NO
not yet

y/n:
yk levi
you consider me a normie
but yet here we are
talking like friends
and i've already met two of your brothers sooo
even if we're online friends

L3VI:
SHUT UP

y/n:
ok ok 🙄
im surprised our conversation even lasted this long
gotta go 
classes
see you guys!

L3VI:
see you ig
normie

beelzeburger:
bye :)