𝘆𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗶 - 𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐞! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭

「we love cheeseburgers」

we love cheeseburgers

beelzeburger:
are you out of class yet?

L3VI:
lololol beel you actually care
you've only known them for like a day roflmao

beelzeburger:
yeah but they're nice :)

L3VI:
ew no
they're a normie

beelzeburger:
but you like them too
you wouldn't be messaging them if you didn't

L3VI:
BEEL
STOP

y/n:
yoooo guys
i'm out of school
heading home rn

beelzeburger:
hello! :D

y/n:
HIIII BEEL

L3VI:
...
hey, normie

y/n:
AWWW LEVI
YOU SAID HI
even if you called me a normie

L3VI:
don't take it the wrong way
and you didn't even say hi back
anyways
have you watched ruri-chan yet?

y/n:
um
maybe
maybe not?
let's just say
mayhaps

L3VI:
i cant tell whether that's a yes or a no
if you haven't
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
or are you just saying maybe to make yourself look like an otaku?

y/n:
why did all of this otaku stuff come out of nowhere 😭
i'm just trying to get home man

beelzeburger:
stay safe
ok?
maybe you shouldn't be on your phone
especially if you're walking

y/n:
AAA BEEL
don't worry i'll be fine!
i think
uhm anyways-
when will i get to meet the rest of ur brothers??

L3VI:
never
i mean
idk
as long as you don't talk to mammon again
he's an

y/n:
idiot?
i get it lmfaooo

beelzeburger:
i think you could get along with belphie :)

y/n:
who's that
i'm sorry lmao

beelzeburger:
our brother
he's the youngest of us
and my twin :D

y/n:
YOU HAVE A TWIN
omg i dont think i can handle another one of you 😳

L3VI:
lmfaoo they look nothing alike

y/n:
OH-
well
um
pretend i never said anything
haha-
HOW DO I DELETE MESSAGES
HOW DOES THIS APP WORK
IDK ANYTHING
FUCK
HELP

L3VI:
LMFAOOO
tap on the message
just hold it
a trash icon will appear

y/n:
THANKS

beelzeburger:
i already saw the message though
but still
thanks :)

y/n:
hehe np
so irl meetup when 😳

L3VI:
where do you even live??

y/n:
oh-
um.
like exact location-?

L3VI:
NOPE
i dont wanna know anymore
i was asking for your city or state or whatever
we live in tokyo

y/n:
ohh
well lets just say
maybe meeting up irl is gonna be difficult 😄

L3VI:
honestly
im glad
1. i dont wanna meet up with a normie
2. mammon is an idiot. hes gonna infect you with his stupidity

y/n:
EXCUSE ME??
I AM. OFFENDED.
YOU JUST CALLED ME A NORMIE?
HAVE YOU BINGE WATCHED THE ENTIRE SEASON OF TBHK?? OWN THE MANGA COLLECTION??

L3VI:
been there
done that
i've watched way more anime
own way more manga
i've binge watched one piece in one sitting

y/n:
...
i have been defeated.

L3VI:
ANOTHER WIN FOR LEVIATHAN

y/n:
tbh i kinda forgot your actual name was leviathan-
im used to calling you levi

L3VI:
you're acting as though we've known each other for so long

y/n:
i mean we've sort of already talked a lot-
ngl you guys are making this app actually fun

L3VI:
i still wish i got the contact info of that other TSL fan

y/n:
shUSH i'm speaking
ahem
i thought this app was gonna be dumb
and stupid
but i met you guys :)
and you're actually fun

beelzeburger:
that's really nice :)

L3VI:
beel where did you even go??

beelzeburger:
i went to the kitchen

L3VI:
WAIT
DID YOU EAT THE AZUKI-TAN CAKE I HAD
IN THE FRIDGE

beelzeburger:
what?

L3VI:
NO
IM GOING TO CHECK RIGHT NOW

y/n:
i am observing
i have no idea whats going on tbh

L3VI:
BEEL.
STAY IN THE KITCHEN.

beelzeburger:
ok
belphie's heree

y/n:
YOUR TWIN?
I WANNA TALK
TO HIM
send pic 😳

L3VI:
nope
we gotta leave

y/n:
why tho-

L3VI:
B6E
BYE*

y/n:
omg he said bye too 😍