𝘆𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗶 - 𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐞! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭

「2d waifus」

connecting...
connected you with L3VI!

L3VI:
and then
the lord of corruption
wait
NOOOOOOO

y/n:
huh??
what happened??

L3VI:
I WAS HAVING A CONVO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
AND THEN I GOT DISCONNECTED :(
and now I'm here with you...

y/n:
how the hell do you get disconnected then randomly connected with someone else lmao
skill issue tbh

L3VI:
stfu
and i forgot to add them to my contacts :(
we were talking about TSL

y/n:
relatable tbh
also
ummmm
what's TSL-

L3VI:
YOU DON'T KNOW??
you better get ready for a crash course
1 hour long

y/n:
1 HOUR LONG??
no thanks tbh, i'll pass

L3VI:
ugh
that was the only person i connected with
who also liked TSL

y/n:
lmao i only connected with one person so far
he was rude but fun
his stupid older brother took away his phone or something
idk what happened

L3VI:
ROFLLL
that just happened with my brother
he got banned from using the app by our older brother
he was using it to scam people lololol
he's so stupid

y/n:
the person i connected with also wanted to scam me lmao
not scam
he just wanted money
must be twins or something
but anyways ummm-
what does TSL stand for?

L3VI:
THE TALE OF THE SEVEN LORDS
IT'S AMAZING
YOU SHOULD READ IT

y/n:
ngl i'm surprised you didnt suggest a one hour crash course
i'll make sure to check it out
maybe

L3VI:
NO
YOU MUST CHECK IT OUT
ALSO WATCH RURI-HANA
THE MAGICAL RURI-HANA: DEMON GIRL
I LOVE RURI-CHAN SO MUCH

y/n:
okay easy there buddy
demon girl??
what's the plot lmao

L3VI:
she's a demon girl who goes to the human world to learn more about humans
AND SHE GAVE UP HER TRUE FORM JUST TO LEARN ABOUT HUMANS
I LOVE HER SO MUCHFFRUJBDNJS

y/n:
woah buddy chill
i can tell you love her
BUT HONESTLY?
that's exactly how i feel
with my anime husbandos and waifus

L3VI:
EXACTLY
YOU GET IT!
2D GIRLS > 3D GIRLS

y/n:
I AGREE
honestly i think we need to go touch grass...

L3VI:
ROFLLL no
i stay holed up in my room all day
that's the life of an otaku
i'd just rather play games and watch anime
my brothers make fun of me for it
especially my stupid brother

y/n:
which one?
you just said you had brothers lol-
more than one brother

L3VI:
you know
the stupid one
scamming people
stupid mammon

y/n:
WAITWAIT
HOLD UP
DID YOU JUST SAY MAMMON

L3VI:
that's the name of my stupid brother
he makes fun of me for being an otaku
but he's way more idiotic than I am ROFLL

y/n:
dude
that's the person i connected with
last time
his name was mammoney

L3VI:
lololol of course he named himself after money
you actually talked to him??

y/n:
yeah before your stupid older brother banned him from the app
i was actually having fun ngl
i wanted to save him to my contacts
i joked about meeting up with him irl

L3VI:
lol no
he's way worse in person
he's always trying to steal my wallet
or selling our possessions
HE TRIED SELLING MY RURI-CHAN FIGURINES

y/n:
whart
what*
the
hell
okay nvm i get it now
anyways this was a nice convo
mind if i add you to my contacts?

L3VI:
um
only if you let me give you a crash course on TSL
i'm gonna transform you from a normie
into an otaku

y/n:
lmao you got it
alright, i saved you

L3VI:
COOL
sorry for the caps
i'm gonna disconnect now

y/n:
alr!!
cya,
um
what's your name lmao
i realized i never asked

L3VI:
leviathan
but people usually call me Levi

y/n:
OHHHH okokok
then
bye levi!

you grinned to yourself as you disconnected, your thoughts preoccupied with the conversation you just had now. levi was fun to talk with, and you hoped to talk with him more.

maybe ask him for mammon's contact information?
just kidding... unless?