Canada: you may be asking, "how did Canada manage to get his foot stuck in that chair?"
Canada: *slightly baffled and trying to get out* well guys, Canada doesn't know either
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waiter: and what can I get you?
Canada: I-I'll have the, uh, the pa- pancakes-
Waiter: nice choice!
Canada: April f-fools, I'll have an o-omelette
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Canada, looking at a jar of candy: oh! Is this one of those "guess how many candies are in the jar" challenges?
Canada: easy!
Canada, now with his mouth full of candy: zero
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America, whispering to Australia: Canada's been acting like the self-deprecation police all day.
America: I haven't gotten the chance to insult myself all day
Australia:
America: that's why I grabbed you and barricaded us in my room, so I can have the chance to just get one insult out.
America: i hate mysel-
Canada, banging on the door: OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
America and Australia: *confused scream-crying*
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America: You know we can't keep it
Canada, holding on to a duck: Yes, but have you thought of this? I love him
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smol canada: roar :з
British: this child has stolen my heart is this legal?
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Canada: physically, yes, I could fight a bird.
Canada: but emotionally? Could you imagine the toll??
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Canada: you have to pick your battles!
Canada: wAIT NO PUT SOME BACK THATS TOO MANY
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Canada: my stomach growled super loud in French omg
Canada: I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French it growled in French class I apologize
Australia: bonjour
New Zealand: le growl
America: hon hon hon feed me a baguette
Canada: why do i even talk to you
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Canada: Not to be vague but not again please
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