-~- wow thanks for making me feel like an idiot on the last chapter guys
WAIT FIRST- AnAustralianKiwi gave me the fucking most hilarious thing and I just HAD to feature it
Germany: someone once told me non-binary people don't exist
Germany: but I found this thing in the closet...
Germany: *opens closet*
Italy: I like bread :]
I just— omg I literally laughed out loud when I read that so thank u for that!!
Anyway back to your regularly scheduled program
Venezuela and Ecuador slowly turning around after feeling a presence behind them:
Ecuador, breathing a sigh of relief: Oh, Colombia, it's just you.
Venezuela: We were afraid it was somebody important.
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Peru: Ecuador! Look at this cool rock I found that reminded me of you!
Ecuador: ..... It's shaped like a dick.
Peru: As I said, I found a cool rock that reminded me of you!
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Colombia: the odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Venezuela: i would say infinitesimally
Ecuador: and I say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
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Venezuela: listen up, siblings of mine!
Ecuador: call us by our names. we hAVE NAMES! ECUADOR AND COLOMBIA
Venezuela: I'd rather not. If I named you, I'd get attached.
Colombia: ...the fuck-
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Colombia: there's nothing sadder than cold hot chocolate
Ecuador: yes there is, cold hot chocolate with ketchup in it
Colombia: I'm going to pretend you didn't say that
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Ecuador: you're being a little harsh
Venezuela: thanks, that's good to know. I was trying to be extremely harsh so i'll make sure to crank it up a little
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Uruguay: FIGHT ME YOU NERD ASS BITCH
Bolivia: wh-
Paraguay: at least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone
Uruguay: im sorry would you rather me ask: "dost thou wish to engage in a duel, my good bitch!"
Paraguay, pulling out a foam sword: ah yes. To the death, I presume?
Bolivia: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck—
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Peru: *stubs his toe* SWEET BABY CARROTS
Peru: wait, I'm home alone. I can swear for real
Peru: *sucks in a deep breath* HIJO DE PUTA—
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Argentina: while that is understandable...
Peru: i think I hear a 'but' coming on
Argentina: no 'but.'
Argentina:
Argentina: however—
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Chile: you know, you don't have to use chopsticks
Peru, trying to pick up his drink with chopsticks: no, no, I can do it
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Uruguay: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I'm actually bi.
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Peru: you know, I've always wanted to be one of those edgy bad boy types.
Chile: mhm.
Peru: but I'm just too soft and nice
Chile: yeah, I can see how that would complicate things
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Bolivia: How dare you criticise a national treasure!
Argentina: National treasure? You're a regional trinket, at best.
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Genie: You have 17 wishes.
Argentina: Isn't it normally 3??
Genie: Well yeah but *gestures to South America as a whole* lot of issues here.
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Argentina: you know, you actually do have a fair point.
Chile: please don't agree with me. It makes me uncomfortable
VOUS LISEZ
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