I don't know why I have these, but... take them I guess
Characters: China, Japan, Russia, North Korea, South Korea, America
China: Today is a good day for death.
Japan: I don't want you to die!
China: Oh no, not me. Today is a good day for America's death.
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Russia: South Korea sees the glass as half full while North Korea usually sees it as half empty. That's why they make such a good team.
Russia: But on the other hand, I usually drink out of the bottle
Russia: China wonders why it has to be a glass
Russia: America would rather have a soda
Russia: and Japan usually drops the glass and breaks it.
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China: I just ended a four year relationship.
Japan: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
China: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*America and Russia fighting from across the room*
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Japan: *sitting in a cardboard box*
Japan: I'm taking the cat's advice and hiding in here from the hardships of life
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Japan: There's no 'i' in 'team', but there is one in sushi!
South Korea: ...So you're not going to share.
Japan: I am not going to share.
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South Korea: Hello, NK. Made anyone cry today?
North Korea: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30
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China: I've noticed we've slowly begun to fade the "B" out of our bromance
North Korea, on one knee: I would hope so, I'm literally proposing right now.
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Japan: you know, you guys are the best thing that's ever happened to me!
North Korea: We're the best thing that ever happened to you?
Japan: Yes!
China: ...I'm starting to feel a little bad for you
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America: Hey
Japan: Yeah?
America: Do clothes in China say made around the corner or something?
Japan:
China: WHAT THE HECK
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America: "ooh, look at me! I'm China, and I fold my clothes before putting them away!" i bet you chew your food before you swallow it, too
China: well, yeah...
America: pathetic
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