Brazalia - Brazil x Australia and Zealarus - New Zealand x Belarus
Characters: Brazil, Australia, New Zealand, Belarus, Canada, Argentina
Australia: I had a bad dream, can I sleep in your bed tonight?
Brazil: Sure, why not.
Australia, getting into the bed with Brazil: Aw, thanks. I'm Australia, by the way.
Brazil: Nice to meet you. Good night!
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Australia, after watching New Zealand and Belarus being oblivious to each other's feelings: If only they could see what's right in front of them.
Brazil behind him with a Notice Me sign: Yeah, if only...
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Australia: My love for you is like the sun. Burning passion.
Brazil: Oh yeah? MY love for you is like the ocean! Deep!
Australia: Oh really? MY love for you is like space! ENDLESS!
New Zealand: I can't believe I have to live with you.
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Canada: I cant believe that you've decided to move in with each other
Brazil: why? We're both mature adults.
Australia: yeah! Just yesterday we purchased a vegetable.
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New Zealand: Name a Disney song, I bet I can sing it.
Belarus: What's Disney?
New Zealand:
New Zealand: Thank you for this blessing
New Zealand: come on we're going to watch all of them
Belarus: we're going to watch songs?
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Australia: I had a crush on someone once and I didn't know how to handle it, so I put heart-shaped confetti on their bed
New Zealand: Wow.
Brazil: That's so funny! Once I went to my bed and I found it covered with heart-shaped confetti.
Australia: How fun! I have to go water my dog now.
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Australia: hey if you ever get married can i be an important role in the wedding?
Brazil: i don't even-
Australia: like the groom
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New Zealand: happy birthday, baby
New Zealand: *hands Belarus a donut*
Belarus:
Belarus: I thought you're going to give me the D?
New Zealand: I thought donuts began with 'D'?
Belarus:
Belarus: i did not sign up for this
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New Zealand: hey Aussie, are you- OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Australia: ...nothing
Brazil: ...we're working on a project
New Zealand: I'm not the best at doing schoolwork but I'm pretty sure kissing your best friend isn't a vital stage
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Australia, sighing: Man, Belarus is so pretty. I'm sure she wakes up that good.
New Zealand: actually, she has the WORST bedhead, and she drools on the pillow. It takes her like an hour to get up
Australia:
Australia: what
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Brazil: stop saying "I'll see you in hell," it's just making plans with you're enemies
Brazil: instead say "I'll see you in hell and won't even stop to say hi"
Australia: you won't even say hi??
Brazil: no, when I see you in hell I'll kiss you
Australia: aw :)
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Brazil: This is my partner, Australia
Argentina: Partners in crime, or partners as in dating?
Australia: we're actually going for all three types
Brazil: ? what's the third type?
Australia, putting on a cowboy hat: pardner
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Australia: I need some advice
New Zealand: Love advice? I'm the expert!
Australia: says the guy who couldn't ask Belarus out even after she kissed him.
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Brazil: I wanna take you somewhere
Australia: where and why?
Brazil: anywhere, because I like spending time with you
Australia, confused: but I don't have any money?
Brazil: It's a date. I'm asking you on a date.
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Belarus: I'm not cute! I swear the next time someone tells me I'm cute I'm going to-
New Zealand: you're cute :)
Belarus: ...kiss them...
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Canada: uhm, Aussie? Why are you covered in glitter?
Australia, covered in glitter: I started dating Brazil
Canada: that doesn't explain anything?
Australia: neither did he.
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Australia: I hate Brazil!
New Zealand, intrigued: really? What did he do?
Australia: He thinks that because he's smart and friendly and good at futbol, and has a cute smile, and nice chest that he can do whatever he wants!
New Zealand: ...what do you want to tell me?
Australia: that idiot stole my fairy bread!
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Australia, on the verge of tears: I will do anything for you two to confess your love
New Zealand, already dating Belarus but hasn't told anyone: anything?
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Brazil: did you steal my shirt again?
Australia, wearing a futbol team shirt that's too big for him: why do you ask?
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Belarus: *gets a papercut* ow, got a papercut
New Zealand: OKAY THIS IS NOT AN EMERGENCY! WE JUST NEED A BANDAID! STAY CALM!
Belarus: ...I am calm?
New Zealand, sobbing: IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY BABY!
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Brazil: I hate it when people ask me if I'm still gay.
Brazil: like, what do they expect me to say? "no, not anymore, my gay card expired last week and I haven't gotten around to replacing it?"
Australia: I'd never let you forget your gay card, babe.
Brazil: whew, thanks
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New Zealand: I'd die a thousand deaths for you.
Belarus: please don't, my necromancy is pretty rusty and I don't want to be without you
New Zealand:
New Zealand: I'd live a thousand lives for you
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Someone: New Zealand's kind of cute...
Belarus: kind of?? KIND OF?? There is no half-assed "Kind of" about New Zealand! You better remove that "kind of" before I remove your kindeys!
New Zealand: baby, it isn't that big of a deal
Belarus: it is to me :(
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Australia: hey Brazil, wanna compare hand sizes?
Brazil: sure!
Australia, holding Brazil's hand: Wow look they fit perfectly!
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