Characters: America, Canada, Germany, Poland, Russia, Australia, New Zealand, Britain, Finland, Iceland
America, writing a letter to Santa: Dear Santa, i'm writing to let you know that i've been naughty.
America, still writing: And it was worth it, you judgemental bastard
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America: Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person alive
America: the next day, I woke up in a box
Canada: nobody knew why that happened
Canada: It's Christmas and you know what that means?!
Russia: Everybody is going to try to kill each other at the dinner table?
Germany: The sweet release of death?
America: Getting drunk and crying in the bathtub?
Poland: The fact that I will only get coal from Santa?
Canada: ... I was going to say "ugly sweaters competition", but you know what? We're going to therapy.
Australia: If somebody wants coal for Christmas, but they've been bad, does Santa give them a gift, or do they win either way?
New Zealand: Not this again.
America: Hold on. He has a point.
Russia, to Germany: Your Christmas gift this year is... me. That's right! Another year of friendship, your membership has been renewed.
America: Do all your Christmas shopping drunk out of your mind so you're also surprised when they open your gifts!
Russia, grumbling: i hate the holidays!
Poland, putting a santa hat on his head: merry christmas, Russia!
Russia, reaching for hat: you wouldn't care then if i-
Poland: don't ruin christmas for me!
Russia: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the door and fight me like a man.
Poland : oh no, i wonder why there's mistletoe hanging above us ! i guess we have to kiss now
America : *holding the mistletoe on a stick above Poland and Germany*
Germany : if you just want a kiss you can say-
Poland: *sweating* i don't know what you're talking about JUST KISS ME
America: You know what they say, now we have to kiss under the mistletoe
Russia:
Russia: America, that's a lettuce leaf
Australia: Christmas is cancelled
Canada: You can't cancel a holiday
Australia: Keep it up and you'll lose New Years too
Canada: What does that even mean?
Australia: That's it, New Zealand take New Years away from Canada
Australia: Who came up with the song "I want a hippocampus for Christmas"?
Australia: That's so stupid!
Australia: You could ask for anything, but you want an animal that can kill you in at least ten different ways?
Australia: You should ask for an animal that could kill you in only one way!
Australia: like a spider!
Russia: Christmas gets so much harder as you get older.
Russia: "What do you want for Christmas?" I don't know.
Russia: A sense of security, mental stability.
Russia: A nap would be nice
Canada: What's wrong?
America: If I die on Christmas, will I be a Christmas spirit?
Canada:
New Zealand: still very badly want a christmas romcom where the real santa falls in love with a mall santa
Canada: It's Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Germany: Merry crisis.
Poland: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
America: Hoe hoe hoe.
Canada: Guys, please.
America: snow got me feelin some type of way
Russia: It's called hypothermia
America: Finland told me it was the Magic of Christmas
Finland: I hope I get run over.
Iceland: Awww! Come on, it's Christmas! Get in the spirit!
Finland: I hope I get run over by a reindeer.
Canada: Hey, America. Happy holidays!
Poland: I brought some cookies!
Germany: I brought some presents.
Russia:
Russia: I'm just here.
America: Well, maybe you can help me hang the stockings!
Russia: Why would I wanna hang a sock?
Germany: It's almost time to switch from my regular anxiety to my fancy christmas anxiety
America:
America: What does that even mean?
Russia: It's better not to question it
New Zealand: If I'm bad, Santa gives me coal, right?
Britain: Yeah...
New Zealand: But coal is bad for the environment.
Britain: True.
New Zealand: So if Santa gave me coal, that would put him on the naughty list.
Britain: I guess.
New Zealand: Which means he can't get me coal. Which means I can be as bad as I want.
Britain: Santa needs a lawyer.
America: *puts various different spices on the table*
Canada: what are you doing?
America: *ignores him and continues putting spices on the table*
Canada: wha-
America: *holds up his finger to shush him*
Canada:
America:
Canada:
America: 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨
Merry Christmas everyone!!! I hope everyone had a great Christmas, I know I did. My family got me flags of Finland and Iceland so that's why they made a guest appearance!
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