I just discovered how much I love the Nordic countryhumans so I made a shit ton of quotes
Characters: Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland, Estonia, Greenland, Russia
Sweden: hey how about I-
Finland: no
Sweden: but I-
Finland: no
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Estonia: do you think a girl can propose in a relationship??
Iceland: you wanna marry Finland??
Estonia: no I just... I'm asking for a friend
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Finland: no more Star Wars
Norway: why?
Finland: because I'm tired of getting hit in the head with a fucking LIGHTSABER
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Denmark: so was that a no?
Sweden: no
Denmark: so was it a yes?
Sweden: no
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Estonia: ...hi
Finland: hi
Russia, screaming in the background: JUST DATE ALREADY
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Iceland: uwu
Norway: OwO
Sweden: TwT
Denmark: -w-
Finland: what the-
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Finland: for the last time, NO
Sweden: but you keep saying life isn't real so why won't you let me die?
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Norway: *walks into the kitchen*
Finland: *standing in the middle of the kitchen downing a bottle of vodka*
Norway: awh I wanted to blow up the kitchen.
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Estonia: it's ice skating season!
Finland: ok have fun
Estonia: who said I was going alone?
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Sweden: okay bee, Denmark is allergic to bees, so you know what to do
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Norway: merry Christmas!!
Finland: *scowling and drinking a bottle of vodka* don't tell me how to celebrate Christmas!
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Sweden: how would dinosaurs react to the modern world
Denmark: idk eat people probably
Norway: get a reasonable job
Finland: they wouldn't they're extinct
Iceland, in a dinosaur costume: *crying in the corner*
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Russia: ...hey Finland?
Finland: *on the chandelier* what?
Russia: why are you on the chandelier?
Finland: 1 2 3 1 2 3 DRINK
Russia: wha-
Finland: 1 2 3 1 2 3 DRINK
Russia: Fin-
Finland: *rocks on the chandelier* IIII'M GONNA SWINGGGG FROM THE CHANDELIERRRR
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Iceland: *singing quietly to himself* don't stop. Believing.
Sweden: I won't I promise.
Finland: I stopped years ago
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Iceland: I'm Iceland.
Greenland: I know, you've told me I'm not sure how many times
Iceland: ...hi I'm Iceland
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Norway: BREAKING NEWS *rips newspaper in half*
Sweden: interesting...
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Finland: *downs a whole bottle of vodka in one sitting*
Sweden: how are we related?
Finland: well you see-
Sweden: I don't want to hear your reasoning
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Norway: would you kiss your best friend for 50 dollars or your enemy for 100 dollars
Finland: I expect my 150 dollars tomorrow
Norway: ...?
Finland: *walks over to Russia* Rus I need a favor
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CountryHumans Incorrect Quotes
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