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Estonia: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss on the lips. What do I do?
Sweden: punch him in the stomach!! Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him
Denmark: tackle him
Norway: dump him!
Finland: No to all of those!! Just ask me to lean down!!!
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Sweden, to his brothers: Now you better be going to bed at a reasonable time! Don't make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight!
Denmark: don't threaten me with a good time!
Sweden: last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker
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Norway: YOU—
Norway: *glances at Iceland*
Iceland: want me to leave so you can say bad words?
Norway: that would be much appreciated
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Denmark: Sweden, I would like to give you some advice
Sweden: ...alright
Denmark: if you see a door marked "push," pull on it. It's not directions, it's a challenge
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Finland: Imagine being under six foot tall. Couldn't be me
Estonia: You take that back!!!
Finland: I couldn't hope to be that cute :)
Estonia: ... You're forgiven.
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Norway: what are you thinking about?
Finland: either murdering someone or killing myself
Norway:
Norway: alright
~~~
Iceland, trying to convince Greenland to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Norway: And grumpy!
Denmark: And oblivious to reality!
Greenland:
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Iceland: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Denmark: 'Prettiest Smile'
Norway: 'Nicest Personality'
Sweden: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Finland: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
~~~
Iceland: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Sweden: Nope, absolutely not.
Norway: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Denmark: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Finland: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Greenland: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
~~~
Iceland: Time for plan G.
Sweden: Don't you mean plan B?
Iceland: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Norway: What about plan D?
Iceland: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Denmark: What about plan E?
Iceland: I'm hoping not to use it. Finland dies in plan E.
Finland: I like plan E.
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Denmark: We either die free, or die trying!
Greenland: Are those the only choices?
~~~
Norway: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Norway: *turns around and helps Iceland through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Iceland.
Iceland: Okay.
~~~
Norway: Sweden won't wake up, what do I do?
Finland: Did you try kicking them?
Norway: Yes.
Finland: I'm out of ideas.
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Iceland: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*
Greenland: Where did you get that?
Iceland: My pocket.
Greenland: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Iceland: Skills.
~~~
*Finland drunkenly wanders around the house and Greenland is drunk on the couch*
Iceland, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Denmark.
Denmark, going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*
~~~
Iceland, mad: you ruin everything!
Greenland: You're welcome.
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Iceland: I'm very scary.
Sweden: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Iceland: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Sweden: And small.
Iceland:
Iceland: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
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Finland: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Sweden: ...Your what?
Finland: My friends.
Sweden: Are they saying "friends"?
Iceland: I think they're being sarcastic.
Denmark: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Finland! All of your friends are in this room.
Finland: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
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