Alaska: Is it just me or does laughter show too much emotional weakness?
~~~
Texas: I wonder why i keep getting arrested.
New Mexico: i don't know, maybe because you keep doing illegal things?
~~~
Michigan: Tomorrow is garbage day.
Ohio: I can't believe they have a whole day dedicated to you.
~~~
Georgia: Florida, are you causing a kerfuffle?
Florida: Yes. Sometimes a moment calls for a kerfuffle.
Georgia: No! No moment calls for a kerfuffle! You know my feelings on this!
~~~
Iowa: I'm *in singsong* born to be mild.
Nebraska: *mediocre guitar solo*
~~~
California: Can we change the channel please? This movie is so unrealistic.
Oregon: ...this is the news.
California:
California: Oh my god-
~~~
Georgia: What are you doing?
Florida: Offering moral support
Alabama: You have morals?
Florida: No, but I support those who do
~~~
Kansas: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Washington: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Arkansas: Not when you're playing with Missouri, it's not. He puts words like "ephemeral". And I put "dog".
~~~
Florida (Man): I used to wear bikini tops. I stopped because they kept falling off
South Carolina: yeah... No one knew why that kept happening.
~~~
California: True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.
Florida: Why would the movie eat my popcorn?
Florida: Never mind, I get it.
~~~
Alabama: i like your pants
Mississippi: they were 50% off
Alabama: i'd like them 100% off
Mississippi: a store cant just sell free stuff
Alabama: that's not what i-
Mississippi: That's a terrible way to run a business.
~~~
Indiana: i think you owe me an apology
Ohio: I'll give you an apology in hell!
Ohio: i actually dont know what this is about
Ohio: sorry i took such a hard stance
~~~
Virginia: *walks into the room*
West Virginia: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Virginia: Oh, so this is what you were planning in secret?
Virginia: I thought you were planning to kill me.
~~~
Oregon, to Florida: Thank you for pre-slicing the oranges for me. You didn't have to and you did anyway and that was cool of you
~~~
Texas: I hate him.
Florida: *Hugging alligator* Texas look!
Texas: But I also love him.
Florida: California I have a knife!
~~~
America: i think Florida has rabies.
NASA: what makes you say that?
America: uhhh..
[flashback to last night]
America, kicking down the door: WHY ARE YOU ALL SCREAM-
Florida, foaming at the mouth: *tosses New Jersey across the room like a ragdoll*
America: whAT THE FUCK-
[end of flashback]
America: i have my reasons.
~~~
Georgia: did you have a plan?
Florida, with a broken arm: i thought the adrenaline would kick in. it did not.
~~~
Alabama, having an existential crisis: do I even exist?
Mississippi: can i touch you to prove that you do?
Alabama: bro
Alabama: that's incest
Mississippi: i
Mississippi: i'm going to beat the shit out of you
~~~
America: for safety purposes I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you have to react. Okay?
Arizona: ok
Utah: sure
America: I've broken into your room! Give me all your money if you want to live!
Arizona: bold of you to assume I have money
Utah: bold of you to assume I want to live
Florida, in the room for some reason: bold of you to assume this is my room
~~~
Florida: *excitedly points to the night sky* !!!
Georgia: ???
Florida: *EXCITEDLY POINTS TO THE NIGHT SKY, MORE VIOLENTLY* !!!
~~~
Alabama: Hide and seek is such a shamelessly horny game.
Mississippi: Do I even want to know why you say that?
Alabama: You get hunted like a wild animal, and get fucked when they find you
Mississippi: Alabama who tf taught you how to play hide and seek
~~~
New Jersey: Y'know, atoms never touch each other. And, since we're all made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives.
New Jersey: So to answer your question America, no I did not punch New York-
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