Congratulations Anna, you have been given the opportunity to teach everyone in the world anything you want.
Anna: oh this great, I get to teach everyone something, all by myself. In fact, I'm gonna teach something relevant. Something new. The internet, ah. (Singing) the internet is really really great
Just then Faust came out of a barrel out of nowhere.
Faust: for porn!!
Anna sighs but continues singing.
Anna: I have fast connections so I don't have to wait
Faust: for porn!!
Anna: there's always some new sites
Faust: for porn!!
Anna: (roles eyes) I browse all day and night
Faust: for porn!!
Anna: it's like I'm surfing at the speed of light!!
Faust: FOR PORN!!!
Anna: (angrily) Faust?!!
Faust: (singing) the internet is for porn!
Anna: (shouts) FAUST!!
Faust: the internet is for porn!
Anna: what are you doing?!!
Faust: why you think the net was born? Porn porn PORN!!
He then climbs on a lamp post all the way at the top as he sings his final note.
Anna: (Shouts) FAUST!!!
Faust: what?!!
Anna: get down here!!
Faust: okay
He then slides himself down the post and does a summersault over to Anna.
Faust: hey Anna
Anna: you're ruining my song
Faust: oh come on I was just joking around
Anna: can you at least be quiet so I can finish?
Faust: (shrugs shoulders) okay
Anna: thank you, (clears throat and starts singing) I'm glad we have this new technology
Faust: for porn!! (Covers mouth) oop sorry
Anna: which gives us untold opportunities
Faust: for porn! (Bangs himself in the head) oops
Anna: and from your own desktop
Faust: for-(covers mouth)
Anna: you can research browse and shop
Faust: (muffled) mmm
Anna: until you've had enough and you're ready to stop
Faust: FOR PORN!!
Anna: (angrily) FAUST?!!
Faust: the internet is for porn
Anna: (facepalms) no
Faust: the internet is for porn
Anna: eww
Faust: I'm all night honking me horn to porn porn PORN!!
Anna: that's gross, you're a pervert!
Faust: hey, like my father once said, "stöcke und steine!"
Anna: (confused) he said that?
Faust: well actually he first said, "Raus aus dem Zimmer!!" But then he told me all about it.
Anna: you really are a pervert
Faust: hey!
Anna: normal people do not spend all day and look at porn on the internet
A moment of silent occurred and Anna was a bit confused on this. For good reasons obviously.
Faust: (smacks lips) oooohhh?
Anna: (confused) what?
Faust: you have no idea!! (Shouts) READY NORMAL PEOPLE?!!
Lui: ready
Flint: ready
Sparky: ready
Vincent: ready
Faust: okay, all together now
They then all start singing all together.
All except Anna: the internet is for porn!
Vincent: sorry Anna
All except Anna: the internet is for porn!
Vincent: (shrugs shoulders) I masterbate
Faust: all these guys unzip their flies for porn porn PORN!
Anna: the internet is not for porn!!
All except Anna: porn porn-
Anna: (shouts) hold on a second!! Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Sparky keep buying games on stream
Sparky: that's correct
Anna: and you Lui buy things from Amazon.com
Lui: sure
Anna: and you Flint keep selling your possessions on eBay
Flint: yes I do
Anna: and finally, you Vincent sent me that sweet birthday card
Vincent: yep
Faust: oh but Anna, what do you think he did afterwards? (Raises eyebrows several times)
Anna: (realization) eeeewwwwwwwwww
All except Anna: (singing) the internet is for porn
Anna: gross
All except Anna: the internet is for porn!
Anna: I hate porn
Faust: grab your dock and double click-
All except Anna: for porn porn PORN!!
Anna: I hate men, and I hate the internet
All except Anna: porn, porn, PORN!!
Anna: (facepalms) I'm leaving
She then leaves as the boys go up to Faust and lift him up in the air like he's crowd surfing but still facing the audience. Meaning you guys and gals reading.
All: the internet is for, internet is for, internet is for porn!!
Song ends and we now come to a conclusion to this chapter.
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Now just be aware, this whole bit and the bits that are yet to come are not cannon in the elvish tales universe or my fanfic universe in general. This was just something I wanted to do because I was bored. Plus I love that song, for some reason. Also I do not own the song, that goes to its respective owner. Anyways I hoped you enjoyed this bit and I'll see you all soon. Bye bye!!
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