pardon my language but what the fuck!? my story got deleted!!! i give up this happened to me twice.
fanfiction.net is better then this crappy site. & i still use this piece of shit.
In dr. oobleck's class, said doctor is teaching about ignorance. Ruby tries to sneak into the class quietly. He caught ruby & told her class is nearly over.
Ruby: don't we all go to class together?
Jing: yeah but this ruby is kinda irresponsible. She's acting like a 10 yr. old.
Ruby tried to tell him a lie but dr. oobleck's super speed got him in her face & he gave her detention for 1 day.
Jing: this parody is ruby being late. I have no idea why chibi ruby is always late.
Yang: this I gotta see.
the next day... dr. oobleck's was teaching when ruby comes in with a poor disguise lying she's an exchange student & being late is how she gets to class in her country.
Weiss: that's a poor disguise.
Blake: whats chibi oobleck's like?
Jing: super-fast & is in love with the importance of books & coffee.
Yang: so his a coffee freak.
Jing: yeah...
Dr. Oobleck's super speed to the disguise ruby greeting her. But he knew it was ruby & rip her disguise off. Oobleck's gave her detention, 2 days.
Ruby: what is chibi ruby doing getting herself late?
The next day... as dr. oobleck's teaches his class ruby is climbing outside the class room to the roof. But dr. oobleck's notices her. He told his class he'll be right back & super speeds out.
Blake: wow ruby, chibi you has the worst luck.
Ruby lowers herself with a rope in the class room just above her team mates. She brags how oobleck's is no match for her cunning & stealth. Look again girl, oobleck's was behind her with a rope holding a coffee mug. He gives her detention & counts to 3 days as he spun ruby. She got dizzy & feels sick.
Nobody couldn't help but laugh a lot.
The next day... ruby dugs underground & makes it to class on time. She's a bit crazy too.
Ruby: wow she has lost it.
Weiss: you said it.
But then she notices the classroom was empty except for oobleck's reading a science magazine. Turns out its Saturday & she has detention. Ruby almost shouts a bad word until the next episode came up.
Everyone couldn't help themselves but laugh that ruby forgot the day.
Yang: wait a minute, ruby where did you learn that word?
Ruby: you, dad & uncle qrow. You guys shout really loud & I heard it nearby.
Yang feels like hitting herself.
In the dining room, yang was trying to get Weiss's attention but she was on her scroll ignoring yang. Yang wished Weiss was like Phyrra, a nice girl.
Yang: yeah phyrra's nice. & your ice.
Weiss: yang that was terrible & we can't start a conversation since all you talk about is hair products & bumblebee.
Nora walked by carrying a glass of milk overhearing what yang said. "That's not always a good thing." Nora said & took a long sip of milk.
Ruby: being nice isn't always a good thing?
Blake: some people take advantage of nice people.
In the living room, jaune had a book of 1 liners he wants to use on team JNPR during fights. & he told all of them to Phyrra who is looking twitchy. Nora rise behind the couch looking at Phyrra. Phyrra look like she was about to blow but she told jaune is very creative. I think she passed out. Jaune just looks bashful & Nora shakes her head & continues to drink her milk.
Ruby: I see what you mean.
Jing: jaune means well but...
Girls: I think we get it.
Cinder is teaching an evil class to neo, roman, mercury & emerald.
Weiss: wait! When did she get a license to teach?
Jing: bad guys don't need license this is illegal.
Blake: makes sense.
Yang: but isn't roman older than cinder?
Jing: yes but his less responsible Huntsman.
The girls get it.
Roman & neo are only there because the class is insulting his indignity. Then mercury fires a spit ball at him. Neo & emerald giggled.
The girls couldn't help but giggle as well since they hate roman.
Cinder got their attention, she's teaching them about bobby traps. Mercury finds the trap funny.
Yang: but isn't-
Jing: mercury is kinda stupid here. He set the ball off.
The girls "oh" in realization.
Cinder demonstrates that the trap is a delicate process. You just have to stick a dynamite on the cake & disguise the dynamite as a candle.
Ruby: how is this evil?
Jing: I don't know, wasting good food?
She asked if her class has questions. Mercury is hungry. But the question is about the cake. Neo puts up a sign: is it gluten free? Roman doesn't like cake & proposed to use flan. But cinder got angry on how they can booby trap really soft pudding.
Weiss: how can you booby trap flan?
Jing: I don't know, put a water proof small bomb?
Mercury laughs at the flan. Cinder asks the class if there are questions on the booby trap cake. Emerald doesn't actually see how this trap will work. Cinder got angry & made a demonstration on how the trap works. Emerald interrupts her & points out the trap was gonna blow.
Blake: you know in hindsight she should have just explained how it will set off.
Jing: chibi cinder is a literal hot head. The real cinder is manipulative, cruel & evil.
So the cake exploded, cinder walks out covered in it. She said she hates teaching. Prof port can relate, his also covered in cake.
Yang: but prof port teaches about Grimm.
Jing: I have no idea what happened to him.
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