Percy. Annabeth. Luke. The vengeful boyfriend, the punk with problems, and the pretty princess.
(They are mortals in this fanfiction (Well, some of them)! Making this an AU!)
Goodbye Earl. Well, Luke technically.
Mary-anne can be Thalia.
Annabeth is Wanda.
Now all that's left is for the girls to kill him and by a road side stand and sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam.
YESSSSSS AN AMAZHANG UPDATE!!!! (seriously you are an amazing writer)