ayye guys here are a bunch of phan oneshots I've written. mostly because I'm bored and Dan and Phil are pretty cool.
PLEASE LEAVE SUGGESTIONS BECAUSE IM SOMETIMES NOT VERY CREATIVE SO HELP PLEASE
Who cares anyway?! Aren't there like nico and will who are like super gay all the time?!
(i've never read percy jackson so idk about that but) TELL THAT TO ZEUS THAT HOE HAD A LOTTA CHILDREN AND A LOTTA WIVES
Omg I just pushed my shoulders back, flapped my hands and squacked. Now imagine what that looks like 😂😂😂
When you have a friend named Sophie that you obsess over Phan with
W8 is this happening before Percy? Cause you know, there's Percy, Thalia, Nico & Bianca & Jason so like tf is his problem
When my nickname is sofi (people spell it Sophie) and I obsess over phan almost every day