Pick-uplines Geschichten

── b.katsuki ff did i just kissed my phone? a blonde immediately falling in love with a very liberated lady. . . . . boku no hero academia text-fic status: on-going ©cat...

" hey rin, if you were a dementor, i'd become a criminal just for your kiss! " sirius smirked inwardly as he read the note. he was such a g...

[See you don't look like a stalker but I don't really know what they look like, I assume kinda gross and not nice and you look nice, really nice not nice as in kind, tho...

Read the title. Contains Stray Kids & TXT ships. All ships included (underrated ones too) It's a boring and flop book just to inform! I'll mention the band name and ship...

Reminder: some of the pick up lines are made by the author and some came from the internet/commercials/television : may be tagalog or english

The lines that made us squirm,yearn for more,lived the dream to meet our own tailor made Christian Grey.. At Random are some of the best lines from the trilogy..:)

I have a really terrible sense of humor so I decided to make this book for fun. So here's a book of bad jokes, puns, pickup lines, and quotes that might actually make yo...

When Judaline gets a call from her college's latest soccer star, she doesn't expect him to be a goof. But self-proclaimed goofball, Caleb White makes it his mission to i...

Bored, Jeon Jungkook mustered the courage to talk to his crush, Kim Taehyung, a cold hearted boy no one dares to talk to. He uses cheesy pick up lines to get attention...

A pretty quick story of a boy who found his crush's number and decided to risk it and text the boy of his dreams. But what happens when Harry receives a text from an un...

Welcome Potterheads

𝑫𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅-𝒂𝒊𝒅? '𝑪𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝑰 𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖... Everyday there was a small note in his locker. One...

quotes and book cover aren't mine

»in which a popular boy sends cheesy pick-up lines to school's innocent(?) nerd« [no translations] ©-jimineral

the title pretty much says it all *wiggles eyebrows* {discontinued}

"Is that a mirror in your pocket?" "Uhhh-" "Cause I can see myself in your pants!" "..." In which Jungkook tells Taehyung a chees...

Going to Baked Bliss is a constant routine for Clementine Hayes, what she didn't expect to see is a note card with a number on it about a "moping Spencey" on t...

Unknown Hey. Wanna Be My Girlfriend?? Me Excuse Me!!! Unknown Oopsie Wrong number... Me Nice Trick I know guys like you do stuff like this purposefully Unknown But I did...

"you got the wrong number buddy." "so no head?"

Ok so it came to my conclusion that there is no book about greek mythology pick up lines So I decided to make one Warning This pick up lines are smooth af