Humor Stories

New Parts Every Day! - A loyal servant to King Gessler will stop at nothing to please his beloved master, even orchestrating a malevolent plot against the young son of Gessler's greatest enemy - William Tell. A humorous retelling of the legend of William Tell from the point of view of Gessler Gessler, who loves and serves the infamous tyrant Gessler.

This is a collection of Percy Jackson one-shot or short story fanfiction that just randomly came to my mind.

I show the brainrot pictures to everyone that approached me. Let see if they actually target audiences or not. This is AI generative chat.

The random story created by a high school group called the Noviters (English version)

One sunny afternoon, Kyle finally received the long-awaited admission letter and came to Hogwarts, the thousand-year-old prestigious school. Kyle's life here is very fulfilling. In addition to studying every day, he also uses his spare time to grow vegetables and flowers, or go to the dark underground secret room to provide psychological counseling to a small animal that has been abandoned for a thousand years. He also doesn't have anything to do with the changes in Hufflepuff. Those poor naive and loyal puffs. Disclaimer: I don't own anything. This is not meant to infringe on J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter

𝐄𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋 (𝐚𝐝𝐣.) ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 ──── ୨୧ ──── ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀Now, sitting here beside Niall, I realize he doesn't know that. He doesn't know that I carry that song like a bruise. He doesn't know why I felt the need to change the subject so bad on Friday night when he played that song by the fire. He just knows me as the girl who laughs when he tickles her and spins on gym mats. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀And maybe that's... okay. I'm much more okay with him seeing me as that kind of person, because to him I'm not broken or bruised. I'm just normal. I've never been normal before. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀Because for the first time in a long time, the memory of Micah doesn't hurt as much. It's still there - it always will be - but it feels softer around the edges. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀Niall shifts beside me, his voice breaking through the haze. "You ever get that feeling like... you're right where you're supposed to be?" ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀I look over at him, his face flushed, eyes tired but bright. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀"Sometimes," I whisper. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀He smiles faintly. "Yeah. Me too." ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀We lie there a little longer, not saying much. The lights flicker slightly overhead. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀I believe, that everything happens for a reason. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀I am meant to be here. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ For some reason.

Adventure time with freddy and new charecter Plushchica

A true story about an ordinary school day that slowly turned into the start of something unexpected. A diary-style retelling of moments, friendships, chaos, and the small shifts that change everything without you realising

Welcome to planet Talvaris, your generic isekai world where magic, dragons, and voluptuous female elves come to life. Everything here is as beautiful as the goddess Celes envision it, if you just ignore the slavery and racism on the corner. Unfortunately, managing a beautiful fantasy world costs divine power. Thankfully, divine power can be charged by the Talvarians' prayer. And nothing beats the high-quality prayer of a Talvarian during the act of killing or being killed. That's why the occasional demon invasions are needed, oh and the OP otherworlder hero is also needed to tone down the invasion. Nobody wants the sweet Talvarians to get wiped out, right? But this time the Goddess's office makes a mistake. Alex Solomon is not a teenager, not handsome, and definitely not a Japanese. He is just a regular pot belly millennials who spend most of his time looking at the screen every day, just like the one who reading this now. Totally doesn't meet the goddess's standards. Hence, the beautiful but angry goddess cursed Alex Solomon to become an orc and banish him to the Demon Kingdom with nothing but a ability to access Earth internet. Follow the story of Alex Solomon and the demonfolks on their journey for revenge by building world peace and freedom around the magical world of Talvaris with the help of M1 Abrams tanks, F-16, and a couple of good old cruise missile

Jem has already a lot going on- whether at home or at school.

Aloya Shefrin~ Model terkenal, hot, dan penuh keyakinan. Tapi ada satu masalah besar... dia langsung tak pandai bahasa Inggeris. Impian jadi model antarabangsa? Kuburkan saja. Orang ejek dia bodoh? Lantaklah. Hidup mesti terus. Hidup mesti fun. Tapi segalanya berubah bila dia terserempak dengan Halil Qausar, lelaki serius, dingin, dan penuh rahsia. Aloya cuma nak minta nombor telefon, tapi jawapan Halil hampir buat dia pitam. "Nak minta nombor telefon awak boleh?" - Aloya Shefrin "Boleh, tapi ada bayaran. Satu digit nombor harga dua ribu. Nombor telefon aku ada 11 digit, jadi kau kena bayar aku 22 ribu." - Halil Qausar "Ahh melampau!" - Aloya Shefrin "Kalau melampau, sila berambus." - Halil Qausar Tersentap? Memang. Tapi itu tak halang Aloya untuk terus kejar misi peribadinya. Buat bekas kekasihnya Hendry, menyesal seumur hidup. Rancangannya? Gunakan Halil sebagai 'kekasih gelap sementara'. Plot revenge yang konon-konon genius. Tapi masalah muncul bila hati sendiri mula goyah. Halil tak sama macam lelaki lain. Lelaki itu kasar, direct, dan langsung tak pandai memujuk. Tapi kenapa Aloya makin terjatuh? Dan bila kita jatuh cinta... Segalanya tak lagi dalam kawalan.

Fate Two families. One tragedy. Endless consequences. The Scott Brothers built their empire on secrets - illegal trading beneath a mask of wealth and charm. Eleanor and Katherine live to heal others, yet find themselves entangled in the darkness the Scotts created. And the Wilsons? They've lost everything - a wife, a mother, their peace - and now, they want revenge. But fate has other plans. When Victor Wilson, a man broken by loss, falls for the gentle Dr. Susane Scott - the sister of his enemy - love turns into both a weapon and a cure. As betrayal and forgiveness blur into one, these families must face the truth: sometimes destinyr doesn't destroy us... it brings us together. "Fate" is a darkly emotional tale of love born from chaos, revenge undone by compassion, and strangers becoming family against all odds. ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡ ★★★★★★★★★★★ ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡ After a long time I'm giving a short to writing I hope y'all enjoy reading.

Welcome to ToonTech Unlimited™, where job scopes shift daily, HR is a chatbot named Pluto, and interns secretly train AI to survive the madness. Taffy just wanted a quiet internship. Instead, she got chaos, a possibly sentient coffee machine, and an AI that's rewriting her life - and her novel. Corporate life? More like Ctrl + Z your expectations.

My heart pounded as he leaned in close to my face. My chest heaved as I struggled to catch my breath, feeling his warm breath on my skin. "You'll come to my room yourself soon," he smirked. "I will not," I grunted. "You will," he growled, releasing my wrist. "I hate you!" I cried, walking toward the exit. I wiped away my tears with my palm. I need to stay strong to find my brother. "Hate me more!" I heard his voice yell as I left the room, consumed with immense pain. ➽───────────────❥ Tara Divan, a sweet and kind-hearted woman with a fairy-like innocence, faces an unwanted situation: a party to celebrate her impending divorce from her husband, Ishaan. Ishaan, who suffers from intermittent explosive disorder, is seen by many as an uncontrollable "ogre," but the truth of their relationship runs deeper than anyone knows. While they outwardly express hatred for each other, they share a profound, hidden love that only their hearts understand. Tara plans to leave Ishaan's life before the divorce is finalized in 30 days. However, while packing her belongings to move out, she accidentally takes his diary with her. This diary holds the key to Ishaan's true feelings and emotions. Will Tara open it and finally understand the depth of his love, or will she walk away without knowing what her heart has longed for? His Diary and Her Love is a touching journey through love, misunderstanding, and the courage to rediscover what was once lost.

Can a murderer go to Heaven? Or is it instant "Destination: Hell?" Join the characters of this dark satire series in the Episode 2: "The Murderer"

just a thing where i put some stuff to vent out

This is Volume Three. You can subscribe to the first two volumes on my homepage. The Most Reckless Ninja in the Shinobi World Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, while everyone else was striving to become stronger, Shinomiya Aoba found himself entangled with the "Multiverse Death-Seeking System." "Unplug the oxygen tube of a terminally ill old man." - Except, that "oxygen tube" was actually connected to the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path. "Hit Kaguya Otsutsuki with a Thousand Years of Death and record it." - Facing such an overwhelmingly powerful entity, this mission was pure insanity. "Self-destruct alongside Deidara." - Every single mission pushed him straight to the brink of death. With limited strength, Shinomiya Aoba had no choice but to brace himself and charge ahead. Yet, in this relentless cycle of seeking death, he forged bonds with like-minded companions and encountered countless formidable foes. Time and time again, his reckless stunts left those around him utterly dumbfounded, questioning: "This ninja doesn't seem that strong... so how is he still alive?" In this world of ninjas filled with both peril and absurdity, Shinomiya Aoba embarks on a hilarious and death-defying journey, taking his "Death-Seeking System" to the absolute limit. Watch as he treads further down the path of reckless abandon-only to grow stronger in the face of certain doom!

The more you hate, the more you love. Meet Zach. The leader of HIT4! He is the guy na mayroong cold personality, arrogant, and obsessed at himself. Isa siyang popular varsity basketball player sa loob ng university. Ubod ng ka-cute-an at ka-kisigan. Maraming humahanga sa kaniya. Lahat ng mga kababaihan ay gusto siya. Halos nasa kaniya na ang lahat. Papa niya ang may ari ng school na kanilang pinapasukan. Which is the Elite International University. The popular school in the whole world. Chendrix, Danrel, and Brixzain! Sila ang best friend ni Zach simula pa noong bata pa sila. Isang araw ay magugulat na lamang ang binatang nagngangalang Zach dahil sa makakahanap siya ng katapat niya. Makikilala niya ang babaeng magiging kaaway niya. Walang iba kundi si Madelight. Madel for short. Paano kung ang mortal mong kaaway ay siya mong magiging mahal? Siya ang magpapabihag sa puso mo? Handa ka bang magbago para sa kaniya? Handa ka bang mabago ang buhay mo ng dahil lang sa kaniya? Magsasakripisiyo ka ba dahil sa biglaang pagdating niya? Subalit paano naman kung sa pagdating niya ay may kabaliktaran? Sa pagdating niya ay siya ring magkakagulo sa pagitan ng magkaibigan na sina Zach at Chendrix. Susugal ka pa ba? Magpaparaya ka na lang ba? O iyong ikukubli na lamang sa hangin para lang walang masirang bagay na pinaka iniingatan mo? Paano? Paano? Dahil ba sa... Pag-ibig? Dahil ba sa maganda siya? Dahil ba sa gusto mo talaga siya? O dahil nga ba sa... To be continued!

'A very interesting book to read, when did it happen though? Why was it hidden? Is there any connection of this to the current situation of earth? Was there any reason for this to happen?' Such questions flooding through the mind of our MC, thinking and finding out the solutions for the situation of his surroundings. Take your time reading this, and I hope you will like this humble creation of mine. Although created out of boredom, I will put effort on creating this. Hope you like this (●'∀｀●)

Park Jimin - India 🇮🇳 ka sweet, emotional, rasgulla-addicted 😋 ladka bilkul ready nahi tha shaadi ke drama ke liye. Par uske parents ne uska rishta fix kar diya Min Sungho se, jo upar se gentleman, par andar se full money-minded tha.😈 Sungho ke liye shaadi = paisa, power, business deal. Jimin ke liye shaadi = pyaar, trust, simple happiness. Min family India aati hai rishta pakka karne... aur unke saath aata hai Min Yoongi 🥶 Sungho ka younger brother. Quiet, cold, zero-nonsense, aur Hindi ka ek shabd bhi nahi samajhne wala. Jimin: "Main rasgulla lau?" Yoongi: "Is that... a person?" Jimin: "...Bhai tumko Hindi sikhani padegi." Jimin ko Yoongi irritating lagta hai.😖😖😖 Yoongi ko Jimin "too loud."🤯🤯🤯 Dono ek dusre ko pasand nahi karte... Tabhi hota hai twist of the century 😳😳😳 Shaadi se kuch din pehle Sungho bhaag jata hai. Kyoon? Kyuki usse ek "better business deal wali bride" mil gayi. Min family ke liye yeh beizzati ka issue ban jata hai. Solution? "Shaadi hogi toh Yoongi aur Jimin ki hogi." Yoongi: "...WHAT? I didn't sign up for this." Jimin: "Maine toh bilkul sign nahi kiya!" Forced marriage shuru hoti hai - language barrier, cultural clash, nonstop fights, aur beech-beech mein woh intense, unexpected moments jinse dono bach nahi paate. Jimin ko lagta tha Yoongi cold hai... par dheere-dheere usse samajh aata hai ki Yoongi actually Sungho ke ulta - sincere, loyal, aur dil ka achha hai. Yoongi ko lagta tha Jimin too much hai... par phir usse samajh aata hai ki Jimin hi woh warmth hai jo uske saalon se freeze hue dil ko pighla sakti hai. Enjoy the rollercoaster ride of Park Jimin and Min Yoongi wedding 💍💍💍 "Jab kimchi met rasgulla"