Cracktreatedseriously histórias

(Aka the Tomalongadingdong™ fic) It was a normal day for Harry. He woke up, made breakfast for his relatives, ate some leftovers, and went out to do the chores set for h...

Casita was created to protect her inhabitants. It's a purpose she takes very seriously. So she takes matters into her own hands to save Bruno, whose gift is tearing him...

Two sisters, they are the polar opposites of each other. One was kind and one was cruel, one was smart and one is.. Sigh.. Not that bright. Cinder, even though the oldes...

"A Potter, a Weasley, and a Muggle-born in Slytherin. That's a pretty odd combination, don't you think?" Amazing cover by Khabootea

Tommy, born in a royal family, was soon to be 16, and with his avian genes, the whole kingdom expects him to gain wings like the rest of the family, will he? This is a w...

''i love you... ...no you don't,, Stefan and Damon have suppressed their feelings for each other for too long, They don't realise that love is a funny thing, lines are b...

"Tom spared a moment to wonder when he had mistakenly become a brood mother to all these Purebloods. He was supposed to be a Dark Lord. Budding Dark Lord's did not...

NOT DISCONTINUED! I fully intend to keep writing but I lack the time. I think about the plot every day. Seriously if you want spoilers, message me. (4 April 2024) --- ...

Summary: It's been over five years since Voldemort's defeat when Harry Potter gets pushed through a portal and falls into the Great Hall of Hogwarts. This wouldn't be a...

Quirks come in a variety of ways. Sometimes they are plain and easy to understand. And sometimes they are twisted and strangely powerful. And sometimes they are so stran...

"Do you accept this humble burden?" Luz demanded. "The burden to protect those who cannot protect themselves?" The princess stood for a moment. Her s...

Aoi Zenin sometimes thought he shouldn't have been born. His journey to being a first-grade sorcerer half- assed, and now he was stuck with his asshole cousin, Toji Zeni...

Regulus knows three things very well from the duration of his life: 1. There's no escaping the sun, which translates to there's no escaping James Potter. 2. That he's a...

'Killua glared at him. "We know what YorkNew is. What the fuck is 'New York' ? Is that like some copycat version of YorkNew?" Aizawa was done, so fucking don...

This book was created as an attempt to push out my thoughts and ideas I've had for too long about Xkour Skylines (Gacha World) and its inhabitants. Its MADNESS as my bra...

Welcome to Ouran Academy! You are a "commoner," welcomed into Ouran because of your amazing brains! Once you meet the host club, they can't help but fall for y...

which me do you want? or in the midst of battle something totally unexpected happens

Is this CrackShip being treated seriously? Yes, yes it is. And by the title itself, you should know what's in store.

So this is basically a one-shot or whatever of Nico, Thanatos, and Hades dealing with all the souls that Thanos sent to the Underworld, only for them to come back to lif...

I had a weird dream and needed to write it down. There have been rumors about a pair of ladybug earrings making rounds across town, as well as a suspicious number of peo...