Snark Stories

Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fucking stu...

With deliberate slowness, Nine lifts his hand, carefully placing a tiny dandelion behind Tommy's ear. "There," he murmurs, softly brushing his knuckles against...

Rick wakes to the hazy memory of Carl crying beside his bed, Shane placing his grandmother's blue vase filled with flowers onto the bedside table and an omega peering do...

Klaus drags the tips of his fingers from the middle of Zero's chest down to his soft stomach. "Purr for me," he murmurs hotly, equal parts commanding and posse...

mxb! Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fuckin...

Libraries. Textbooks. Inappropriate flirting & sarcasms. Also, Meredith Grey sucks at studying, Addison Montgomery helps. F/F. Meredith Grey/Addison Montgomery. Rated E...

Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there.

Star Guardian Lux has been having a hard time at school, and an even harder time on the nightly patrols. Honestly, she just wants to be left alone for a while. Too bad E...

A short story collection Compleated The Gingerbread Princess: Hansel wants to make gingerbread, but he has to deal with a storm and a spoiled princess. The Holid...

Months after their last encounter, Haytham and Connor Kenway meet up again to discuss a peace treaty between the Assassins and Templars. The men had everything set in th...

Hi, I'm Sienna Moore, I'm eighteen and until three moths ago I was living my best life in New York City. It was pretty goddam brilliant. I had a bright red, little Jagua...

It's hard for a human experiment to trust. To feel like they belong. But they DO have a home. They ARE loved. Frankenstein does his best to make them understand that. B...

So if you are an insane little book owl like me, even the smallest things have to tick you off. I mean, c'mon? Lazy writers: Avada Kedavra. Plot Holes? Crucio. I've grow...

Trying to cope with the loss of the only person close to his family, his godfather, and the guilt that came along was hard enough. With a few ugly truths disclosed at th...

In the middle of WWIV, 4 teenagers must work together to uncover the origin of the country who started the war. Running across forests, hiding in cellars and using robot...

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hogan's Heroes or anything related to them in any way! Nor do I make any money from this. Two enemies are forced to spend time together. With bot...

Circa 2007 I've tried my hand at writing basic scripts in the past before this attempt, but they fizzled out very quickly. I became impatient with writing the directions...