Príbehy: Asparagus

In a world where a smurf on steroids wants everyone to eat his fucking apples and do his fucking exercise... there is one villain which only wants one form of exercise...

It's been a while hasn't it ,':) Veggietales is one of my main interests again and I keep thinking about them, so here's a cute scenario and more that I came up with + a...

As the gray clouds darken above, in your car you casually turn the radio knob, going through several frequencies as you wait for the traffic light in front of you to tur...

When the pilot of Brianne's plane suddenly had a heart attack from eating too many twinkie-like snacks over the forest, an amazing survival story unfolded.

K, so like this book includes tweets I've sent to Asparagus and rants about her. So if you're gonna try to be smart and defend her in this, gtfo.

*RAUNCHY WARNING* Read this short story and fall in love with the hot boys of Hogwarts.

Everything you need to know about the Bread religion :3

by me

Here is why Arzaylea is a bitch and I hate her :-)

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Emojis

Imagine being given the gift of sight; the ability to peer into the world beyond, where the souls of the dead walk. Lingering in the very place you live, roaming amongst...

In order to fit on the pack Joan must prove that she has what it takes April fools

I did a Christmas song generator