Beans Stories

12 Thursdays, 1 bitchy Walmart worker, and 1 bubblegum boy. [Short Story #25 // Humor #153] // don't read this, iT SUCKS ASS //

I just threw this together with my friends. yep.

(This takes place in a human au of Rango. Also Rango is a girl here. This takes place after the movie.) After not seeing Rattlesnake Jake for 2 years, Sheriff Ranga decides to invite him over in Mud to celebrate Christmas.

This is my first x reader i have ever made so i hope it is alright for my first. Oh...i almost forgot.. You Shouldnt Have Done That .. ... .... Sorry.. I had to xD

It isn't like I MEANT to bump into the school's bad boy with my piping hot caramel frap. And ruin my favorite brown leather jacket. -- It all started when Fallen Ringers, a 17 year old girl who's priorities revolve around the basics- Sleep, food, and surviving in a world of clichés, accidently spills her caramel frap all over the school's bad boy. Revenge are all Talon thinks about when this accidental incident happens. Well that and getting something to cure these burns. - #ProjectGiggle #ProjectBadboys

After discovering a secret involving the legendary Milk of Paradise, Mitchell "Mitch" Allen and his husband and lifelong lover, LL Cool J, embark on a quest to gain eternal salvation.

B E A N S

just one-shots

hey sexies

no don't ask I said don't shut up I need some serotonin like really bad.

Good slurp

A woman strolled by with her dog on her leash. "Hi, ma'am. Would you like to donate your unwanted feelings? It's free! All you nee-" Hopeless. I sat back onto my old friend and lay down my mauled sign, the heels of the woman clacking on the concrete floor.

Part one in my trilogy of Smol Bean stories. Enjoy!

it's like jack and the beanstalk and thanks to those who read the story. sorry because I just made a story right now

because the romantic tension was unbearable i got queerbaited by goddamn killer bean movie why did I sit through it all just to get disappointed I'm not ok my therapist will hear about it please god why was i born they had so much potential together and could have fled the country to keep killer bean safe from the shadow beans why didn't this happen in 2021 so I'm gonna write the ending we all wanted

-Requested are closed- One-shots for OoO s2