Omg you guys have probably been wondering where the hell I've been, probably like 'Bitch update!"
This book obviously won't be updated as much as my oc book, but I will still write in it, don't worry.
The reason for this random update is I've been reading a lot on ao3 and its hard to find a au sans fic that isn't the same as the other. -_-
Same boring nicknames and reads is always in Vanilla's world.. I doubt I'll turn this into an actual book since I have a problem with finishing them.
Oh well, enjoy!
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"Error what the hell did you do!?" Ink yells, looking at the mess of codes and timelines.
The glitched out skeleton rolls his eyes. "I got bored."
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You and Sans were very close, you were always together when ever you could be. You and him would babysit Frisk, he'd even visit you at work, trying to get free mustard to which you deny him every time.
Papyrus even trusted you to watch over Doomfanger and her kittens. Yes, he kept all three of them.
"SELL THEM!? WHAT KIND OF SICK BASTARD SELLS THEIR CHILDREN!?" Was all he said about the matter, refusing to give up the puff balls.
Some people even thought you and Sans were dating with how close you two were, you'd sit in his lap and he'd lay his head in the crook of your neck. It was normal for you guys.
It never occurred to you that he'd have the slight chance of having a crush on you. It would explain a few things. Especially when his magic would flare up every time you laid on his lap.
But, your one true moment of peace was disturbed one night as you cuddled up to the stout skeleton next to you. A loud crash was heard as the ground shook, even Papyrus' china cabinet fell over from the vibrations.
Doomfanger's tail got big and puffy as she ran to hide under the couch.
"WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT!? SANS! DID YOUR FAT ASS WALK DOWN THE HALLWAY AGAIN?" Papyrus screamed from on top of the stairs with terrified kittens in his arms.
Sans' eye flared a bright red in alert, his shoulders tense as he stood up to look out the living room window. "No boss. Some f*ck head's probably wrecked their car drivin' like a stupid ass. Imma take a look outside."
You sat on the couch with your knees to your chest, your body still shaking from the sudden loud noise.
Papyrus took a seat next to you, handing you one of the kittens to calm you down, his arm around your shoulders while you two waited for Sans to come back.
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"What the f*ck is this? Some kind of monsta pile?" Sans narrows his eyes, fists clenched tightly in his coat pockets.
He stared down at the pile of look a likes, his golden tooth gritted with his hot anger.
He kicks one of them with his boot. "Ay, Wake the f*ck up you blue bitch. Why the f*ck is your dumbasses here!?"
The softer version of him stood up and cracked his neck from being piled on but many other skeletons. He stands with his hands in his pockets lazily. "Heya Ryder."
Sans' eye twitches. "Shut ya trap. Why are ya here, Vanilla!?"
Vanilla shrugs his shoulders. "You tell me, were you messing with your machine again?"
Sans crosses his arms. "No f*ck face. I haven't, piece of shit never does anythin' but spark and shock the hell outta me."
Vanilla yawns. "You should have me take a look at it, maybe we can sort out this mess. Blaine, you come too."
One of the taller skeletons who was slightly hunched over nodded and walked over with a blue ball of energy attached to his leg. "Sure."
"HELLO RYDER! ITS NICE TOO SEE YOU AGAIN! I SEE YOU FINALLY MADE IT TO THE SURFACE! YOUR NEW HOME IS LOVELY!" The bandana wearing one smiled brightly, making Sans almost gag.
"Shut up Blu, ya givin' me a skullache." He hisses back, ignoring the glare that Blaine was giving him.
"GREETINGS MY BROTHERS EDGY COPY!" Vanilla's brother announced his arrival as he skipped up the the rest of the group.
"Listen assholes, there's a human in there, leave her alone of I'm breakin' your f*ckin' jaws." Sans growls, left eye flaring to prove a point.
Many eye lights looked up or down at him and they all simply nodded.
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE BACK AGAIN!? I DON'T WANT THAT LAZY SHIT IN MY HOUSE!" Papyrus fumes in anger, stomping his studded slippers.
Vanilla grins. "Nice to see you too, Archer."
"NOT YOU! THE OTHER LAZY SHIT!"
Blaine shrugs his shoulders and tosses himself onto the couch lazily a orange sucker in his mouth.
Blu had already made himself comfortable in the kitchen, looking through the pantry with an apron on.
"DON'T TOUCH MY MASTERPIECE! GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS AWAY FROM MY MENACING PANTRY!" Papyrus runs in after him.
"I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE NO ONE IS HURT! I SHALL RETURN!" Creampuff smiles worriedly and chases after his hot topic copy.
"So, where's that human of yours?" Blaine asks, propping his legs up on the coffee table, his red sneakers thrown to the side.
"Yeah, is she a Frisk?" Vanilla asks.
Sans rolls his eyes. "Hell no, Frisk is a kid here y'all are nasty. You can come down here now Dollface."
With cautious steps on your tip toes, you make your way down the stairs, lifting a brow at the multiple skeletons in the living room.
Sans' collar was around your neck, making Vanilla chuckle slightly. However, they didn't know that you would borrow it most of the time since it looked cool.
You stopped and stood next to your Sans, his arm wrapped protectively around your waist. He sent a glare to the two skeletons in the room.
"Y/n, this is Vanilla and Blaine.. My stupid ass cousins who came outta nowhere. Shit heads, meet Y/n." Sans says, his voice a little more gruff than normal.
Vanilla sends you a lazy half wave, disappearing then reappearing in front of you. His ivory eye lights gave you a feeling or reassurance.
He was very much like Sans, just slightly shorter and slimmer with a comfy looking blue hoodie, faux fur around the hood.
"Ice ta meetcha kiddo." He smiles casually, with his left hand out. You shake his hand with a giggle.
"Ice to meet you too Vanilla." You smile, making his cheeks turn a little cyan.
Blaine sent you a half smile. "Ryder was right, you're a cute one. Way better looking than a Chara or Frisk."
Your cheeks flush slightly, making Sans growl.
"IS THAT THE HUMAN?!" A sweet voice yells, and a small blue ball dashes out of the kitchen, only to tackle you into the floor.
He was way more shorter than you and Sans, sporting armour with a bright blue stair lined bandana. His legs were on either sides of your hips, his arms crossed as he looked down at you with bright blue eyes, pupils being stairs like the badge on his chest.
"Oh my god.." Your smile widens as you pull him into your chest, hugging him tighter then you've ever hugged anyone before.
His chubby cheeks flushed a light blue from being shoved in your bosom. Yet, he didn't seem to mind, judging by little muffled giggles of 'mweh's'.
"You're so damn cute!" You squeal kissing his face over and over. Sans just looked at you in jealously.
"Dollface, that's.. Um... Blu, he's Blaine's brotha'."
Blaine just chuckles and sits on the floor next to you both, his hands in his pockets with his legs crossed.
"WHY IS THE HUMAN SUFFOCATING BLU?" Creampuff asks, pointing down to the two of you.
"How long are they staying?" You ask, still squeezing the blueberry with no mercy.
Sans shrugs his shoulder. "No idea, a while."
You squeal turning Blu to sit in your lap, burying your face into his spicy smelling bandana bow.
Sans sighs. "Well, let's see how this goes down."
End..? I have no idea if I'll actually turns this into a story or not.