[ONGOING VOICE CALL WITH VOLLEYDADDY💦]
" Guess what I'm doing"
"Judging by how happy you sound it's probably something you shouldn't be doing"
"Yep. I'm baking. Our team has a game tomorrow so I'm making volleyball cookies and onigiri for Samu."
"And Atsumu?"
"...I'm giving him the burnt ones."
"Good girl."
"Dude stop that. Don't make me horny while I'm baking that's dangerous."
"Two words shouldn't turn you on."
"It's not just the words. The person who says them."
As you spoke, you couldn't help but notice all the background noise coming from the other end. "Are you watching a movie or something?"
"No. Why?"
"Because I'm pretty sure there's someone dying in your background."
"Oh. I'm out of town for the weekend. And she isn't dying she's fucking on the train. Disgusting."
"Huh? Where'd ya go? And why the fuck are you looking at them? That's weird."
"Shut up. I'm just barely managing to restrain myself from spraying them with Lysol."
"Sir behave yourself."
"I'm trying. I'm on my way to Miyagi. I'm visiting my aunt and some friends."
"INCLUDING BUFF DADDY?"
"Yes, y/n. Including Wakatoshi."
"AVAJWHQL TELL HIM I SAID HI."
"He doesn't even know you."
"Introduce me then bitch. Don't cockblock me."
"He doesn't want you."
"Well we won't know until we try now will we?"
"You really have no shame."
"You know it."
You faintly heard a bit of shuffling, a hissing noise, then a loud scream followed by an enraged 'what the fuck?'
"You sprayed them didn't you?"
"Yes. I have to go now. Try not to burn your house down."
"No promises."
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VolleyDaddy💦
[ 3:15 PM]
Ushijima wanted to send
you a picture
He said hi
I HAVE SEEN TWO
PRETTY BEST FRIENDS
HOLY FUCK
HOW ARE YOU BOTH
SO HOT
WANNA HAVE A
THREESOME????
I'd rather go a week
without showering
Damn okay. This is why you're
the ugly best friend. I'll just fuck
Ushijima then
No.
Why not.
Because I said so.
Are you jealous saku?
No. I just don't want you
to disappoint him.
Excuse me sir but I'll have you
know I am VERY experienced
By that I mean I've watched porn
Disgusting
What? You don't watch
it sakusa?
No, I dont.
Oh you sad sad boy
How do you fix your stiffy
dickies then?
My what?
You know. Your angle
of the dangle
....
When you pitch your tents?
...
Ffs your boners sakusa
A cold shower.
So you've never busted
a nut before?
I am not discussing
this with you.
Whatever happened between me
and my dick is none of your concern.
Omg u haven't. That's kinda sad
I never said that
So you have?
Never said that either
But you never said that
you didn't say that
Ok fine, yes I have
Ooooo
What kind of porn do u watch
The normal kind
That's kinda vague
C'mon be specific
BDSM? Rough sex? Anal?
Threesomes? Two girls one cup?
What is that last one
Ohohoho
You don't wanna know
....
You're gonna search it up arent u
Yes. Simply because you told me not to and
I don't take instructions from a bottom
Suit yourself
Don't say I didn't warn you
Read 3:45 PM
[4:00 PM]
I am, d i s g u s t e d
Who the fuck watches that
And who the fuck gets off to that
I want to throw up
Well would ya look at that
Guess someone should've listened
to me huh
Fuck off
Not my fault you dOnT
tAkE INstrUctioNs fRom a BoTTom
I absolutely despise you
Right back at you buddy
Now show me your porn stash
No.
Aww don't be shy. I won't judge you
I'll even bribe you with cookies
I dont want your burnt
ass cookies
Don't be fucking rude 👜
And I'll have you know
I'm famous for my cookies.
I literally cant make anything
else but I can bake cookies
Ya I'll pass. I don't like sweets
that much .The only ones I can
remember actually enjoying were Atsumu's
The fuck you mean Atsumu's.
Atsumu cant bake
Yes he can. He told me
they were homemade.
Were they fox cookies
Yes
With royal icing?
Yes
Did the foxes have little
chocolate noses
....yes
You're a smart boy.
Connect the dots
Oh for fucks sake.
Can you stop doing that?
I'm trying to hate you
Doing what
Being so fucking amazing
You think
I'm amazing? 🥺🥺
When you're not being a
repulsive horny bitch, yeah
that's probably the closest
I'll ever get to a compliment
so I'll take it
So if I show you I'll
get cookies right
YES
Fine. Small price to pay
[attachment image one]
Wow
Let's fuck
No.
Why not? We like the same stuff
I'll even call you master
I have a maid costume left over from
my last cosplay
Tempting but still no
SO YOU DO HAVE A MAID KINK
Yes.
The short dresses are hot
Who would've thought the great
Sakusa was such a pervert
I'm guessing the whole cleaning
aspect plays a part too
Maybe
You are perfect weeb material
Do you watch anime by any chance?
No.
I am DISAPPOINTED
Tragic.
😃 🔪 🔪🔪
You know what normie
Let's make a bet
Since nationals is next week and all.
If Itachiyama makes it farther
than Inarizaki then I'll dress up as
a maid for you
If we make it further then you
have to dress up like maid Levi
Maid who?
The only man I'd ever let spit on me
You look somewhat similar actually
And you're both temperamental tsundere germaphobes who like degrading people
I have a ✨type✨
No what you have
is a✨ problem✨
Same thing
Now do we have a deal
How short is the maid skirt
Short enough for me to feel the
breeze if I walk too fast
Do you have thigh highs?
A man of culture I see👀👀
I have the ones with the garters 🤩
Deal.
And just to be clear.
This doesn't mean I like you.
I just find your body slightly attractive
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Maybe I should let Sakusa rail you in a maid costume
Also while looking for fox cookies I found these weird-looking mfs
They remind me of Atsumu💀💀
—𝗆𝗒𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖼