❝Not everyone can be a perfect 10 you know. ❞
❝I've noticed. You're living proof of that. ❞
In which (y/n) accidentally texts the
wrong number asking for fashion advice.
An eccentric basketball player meets a
temperamental germaphobe.
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UNKNOWN [9:00 AM]
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wHY What the fuck made you think that spamming ME of all people at the ass crack of dawn was a good idea
Do you not enjoy breathing?
I don't actually
You're disgusting Literally the most annoying fucker I've met
I will absolutely be taking that as a compliment
I still don't know why you're texting me
Because we're friends. I thought we went over this already
And when did I agree to this
When you didn't block me
Text me this early again and I will
Ok daddy Im sorry
Do you ever stop that
no never Being horny is my sole personality trait
I've noticed
So can I finish my song?? I bet ur uncultured ass doesn't even know what song it is
Welcome to the black parade My chemical romance
That song is so fucking old that I'm pretty sure everyone knows it
