Ghastly: Not funny Fletcher!
Fletcher: What? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Ghastly: You're the only Teleporter in the world! It has to be you!
Fletcher: I am really special aren't I?
Ghastly: Do you wanna explain why I ended up in the middle on the bloody Sahara desert in the middle of the night?
Skulduggery: Or maybe why I open my eyes and I'm sky-diving?
Tanith: Well I was on a goddam boat-trip to a stupid island in the middle of nowhere
China: I was in Antartica in my pyjamas...
Fletcher: And I saved you all. Thank me!
Tanith: I am going to kill you for this
Skulduggery: You're a bad sport. This is all about getting revenge after camping right?...
Fletcher: You bet!
Valkyrie: Fletcher Renn!!!
Fletcher: Ya Valkyrie :)
Valkyrie: Seriously... a museum?
Tanith: What happened Val?
Valkyrie: Fletcher here decided to teleport me to a museum with all these skeletons. And I got so confused. And I thought that they were Skulduggery and.. I thought they were going to start talking to me. And so I talked to them and they didn't reply and...
Skulduggery: Not your brightest at 3 o'clock in the morning are you?
Tanith: Haha I can just imagine you talking to a pile of bones
Skulduggery: Sorry to disappoint but I'm the only talking and living skeleton around
Valkyrie: Anyway then I got out of the museum to find Fletcher with a stupid grin on his face
Fletcher: :)
Valkyrie: Come to my house now!
Fletcher: Why?
Valkyrie: You better
Fletcher: Why would I when I know you're going to spend an hour telling me off
Valkyrie: Come now!
Fletcher: You think you have so much authority when you're angry, it's kinda cute
Tanith: Wait... you think Valkyrie's cute?
Skulduggery: I'm going to have to disagree there
Valkyrie: Cute wasn't really what I was aiming for... but anyway...
Skulduggery: FLETCHER!!!!
Valkyrie: Oh god, what did he do this time?
A/N: Also, this chapter is dedicated to Doctor-nye cuz they are awesome and always extremely supportive of me/my writing. He also suggested the idea for this chapter :)