*Private Chat between Dexter and Saracen
Dexter: Hey
Saracen: Hi Dexter
Dexter: So uh how you been?
Saracen: Good you? I heard you killed a couple vampires the other day
Dexter: You heard right
Saracen: Are you busy tonight?
Dexter: Yeah sorry man, I've got this thing
Saracen: This thing?
Dexter: Family stuff
Saracen: Um you're single, not married and you don't have any kids unless you've adopted. But that's out too because then there would be rumors about it
Dexter: Fine, I admit it, I don't have family stuff
Saracen: Then what it is?
Dexter: Private Stuff
Saracen: C'mon
Dexter: I thought you were meant to know things
Saracen: I do. And I also know that you're free tonight
Dexter: Then why did you ask me?
Saracen: Just cuz...
Dexter: What do you want Saracen?
Saracen: Do you wanna have dinner tonight. Together? It's on me.
Dexter: Sure. Is it like a Dead Men get-together? (A/N: Cough date cough)
Saracen: I guess...
Dexter: Can Skul make it?
Saracen: I haven't asked
Dexter: I'll ask if you want
Saracen: Actually Dex...
Dexter: Yeah?
Saracen: I was actually kinda hoping that it'd just be the two of us.... you know....
Dexter: Oh... uh ok then. I feel really stupid now...
Saracen: So are we still on for tonight?
Dexter: Definitely. Actually I was sorta hoping it was us two as well. But I didn't really think you were into me like that
Saracen: Why wouldn't I be into you?
Dexter: I don't know. You tell me. What's not to like? I've got the abs, the amazingly good looks, the reputation and the awesomeness. It's kinda like a combo.
Saracen: I think you're getting a little ahead of yourself.
Dexter: What are you wearing tonight?
Saracen: It's a secret. What are you wearing?
Dexter: It's a secret
Saracen: Surprise me.
Dexter: I will
Saracen: Kidding. I already know you are wearing that black suit with that purple tie.
Dexter: How the heck do you know?
Saracen: Are you really asking me that?
Dexter: Oh right... you KNOW things
Saracen: Mhm. And now you just changed your purple tie for the blue one
Dexter: Damn
Saracen: And now you're looking out the window to see if I'm spying on you
Dexter: Are you?
Saracen: No, I just know things
Dexter: Do you know EVERTHING about me?
Saracen: Nope.
Dexter: Then what do you know
Saracen: I just know that I am very much in love with you.
A/N: I don't know why, but I loved writing this chapter. Sexter all the way!