Skulduggery Pleasant gets Fac...

By nowblackarc

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This is just a funny story about what would happen if the Skulduggery Pleasant characters got facebook. All t... More

Welcome to Facebook Skul
Ghanith and Bonechina
Alice (& more Ghanith and BoneChina)
Cool Hair
Fletcher's new gf
Fletcherie
Triple dates
Ghanith Oneshot
Training and the Competition
Fletcherie VS BoneChina
Fletcherie VS Ghanith
Author's Note
Ghanith VS BoneChina
Valduggery Oneshot
Tanguine Oneshot
Fletcher's Loyalty
Dead Men Stories
BoneChina Forgiveness
Scapegrace X Thrasher
Dead Men Stories Part 2
A naked skeleton- Valduggery
Memories
Abbreviations
Boyfriends
A\N
Boyfriends 2 (Sweet Revenge)
Overprotective Boyfriend (Bonechina)
Besties
Breakup 1 (Bonechina)
Break up 2 (Fletcherie)
Break Up 3 (Valduggery)
Break Up 4 (Ghanith)
I always waited for you (Ghanith)
Valduggery VS BoneChina
Fletcherie VS Valduggery
A/N
Drunk bae
Remnant Memories
Truth or Dare?
Secrets Part 1
Secrets Part 2
Fletcher X Tanith
Tfios
Cyberbullying
Hostages
YOLO unless you're Skulduggery
Vilequesse
Parents
Missing Gordon
Drunken Nights
Relationship status
Shopping Days
Merry Christmas!
Books
Books 2 (after reading Skulduggery Pleasant)
The Marriage
The Next Generation
Leather VS Suit
Camping!!
Camping!! 2 (Fletcher's Revenge)
Sexter is on
Monster Hunters
Alice the Twelvie
TV series
Sexter is On 2
Overseas Holiday & Important Notice
Epilogue

Wear a dress!

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By nowblackarc

A/N: @ebonyapocalpse gave me this idea although I changed a few things. Sorry I sort of adapted your idea
Valkyrie: What is everyone wearing for the party at Gordon's tonight?

China: The one at Gordon's?

Valkyrie: Yeah

China: I'm wearing this emerald green dress that has sequins. The sequins change colour every 5mins. It's the only one ever made. To complement, I am wearing a pearl necklace with 5-inch heels. I also have a white clutch bag I an taking.

Skulduggery: I'm wearing a suit.

Valkyrie: As expected from both of you.

Ghastly: Eh I have to wear stupid Elder robes. Fully picked out and everything

China: Elder Bespoke, that is no way to talk about your robes

Ghastly: Oh China, if you wore the same robes as me you would be complaining

China: Grand Mage Sorrows please

Fletcher: Can I just wear jeans and a shirt

Valkyrie: I guess. But you should really try a suit. It's meant to be a formal thing

Fletcher: Uh I'll find one somewhere

Tanith: I'm just wearing my usual leather gear.

China: Leather to this party?

Tanith: Yeah what of it?

Valkyrie: Tanith... WEAR A DRESS!

Tanith: I look fine in leather

Valkyrie: You'll look pretty in a dress too

Tanith: But if there's a fight, and I'm in a dress....

Skulduggery: There will be armed Cleavers surrounding the whole area and not to mention the 400 or so people that are coming are all fully-trained in magic.

Tanith: Well then I'll be the weak target at the party

Valkyrie: Even I'm wearing dress!

Tanith: And if you need to fight I'll stand there and laugh at you

Valkyrie: There was a time when you used to be fun

Tanith: I still am, but it doesn't mean I'm going to wear a dress

Skulduggery: Is there any way we can convince you to wear a dress?

Tanith: Nope absolutely no way

Skulduggery: Now you're just being stubborn

Tanith: I don't care if I'm stubborn, I'm not wearing a dress

Valkyrie: You'll look great in one

Tanith: I haven't worn one for 20years excluding when I wore one as a remnant

Valkyrie: Nows a good time to wear one

Tanith: No way

Skulduggery: Ghastly we need your help here

Ghastly: Please wear a dress Tanith. I would love to see you in one

Tanith: I'll think about it

Ghastly: We can match our colours. My tie and your dress.

Tanith: What colour dress should I wear?

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