Skulduggery Pleasant gets Fac...

By nowblackarc

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This is just a funny story about what would happen if the Skulduggery Pleasant characters got facebook. All t... More

Welcome to Facebook Skul
Ghanith and Bonechina
Alice (& more Ghanith and BoneChina)
Cool Hair
Fletcher's new gf
Fletcherie
Triple dates
Ghanith Oneshot
Training and the Competition
Fletcherie VS BoneChina
Fletcherie VS Ghanith
Author's Note
Ghanith VS BoneChina
Valduggery Oneshot
Tanguine Oneshot
Fletcher's Loyalty
Dead Men Stories
BoneChina Forgiveness
Scapegrace X Thrasher
Dead Men Stories Part 2
A naked skeleton- Valduggery
Memories
Abbreviations
Boyfriends
A\N
Boyfriends 2 (Sweet Revenge)
Overprotective Boyfriend (Bonechina)
Besties
Breakup 1 (Bonechina)
Break up 2 (Fletcherie)
Break Up 3 (Valduggery)
Break Up 4 (Ghanith)
I always waited for you (Ghanith)
Valduggery VS BoneChina
Fletcherie VS Valduggery
A/N
Drunk bae
Remnant Memories
Truth or Dare?
Secrets Part 1
Secrets Part 2
Fletcher X Tanith
Tfios
Cyberbullying
Hostages
YOLO unless you're Skulduggery
Vilequesse
Parents
Missing Gordon
Drunken Nights
Relationship status
Shopping Days
Merry Christmas!
Books
Books 2 (after reading Skulduggery Pleasant)
The Marriage
Leather VS Suit
Wear a dress!
Camping!!
Camping!! 2 (Fletcher's Revenge)
Sexter is on
Monster Hunters
Alice the Twelvie
TV series
Sexter is On 2
Overseas Holiday & Important Notice
Epilogue

The Next Generation

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A/N: This is continued from the previous chapter and is set after the marriage. Check out the above photo it's a really cute one of Ghanith! Anyway the photo doesn't belong to me...

Tanith: I'm pregnant

Valkyrie: Omg how many weeks in?

Tanith: If my calculations are right then it should be 3weeks in

Valkyrie: Have a baby bump yet?

Tanith: You don't get a baby bump when you're 3 weeks in

Valkyrie: Oh... I can't wait to see you hobbling around with a baby bump

Tanith: I love you too Val

Skulduggery: Any tests for the gender?

Tanith: Nah I have to be at least 18weeks in before I can get an ultrasound

Skulduggery: You can get a Sensitive to look into that for you instantly

Tanith: I'll wait. I don't really want a Sensitive looking into my body

Skulduggery: I remember when my wife was pregnant...

Ghastly: I can't believe we are about to have our first kid

Tanith: Despite the cramps, I think it will be worth it

Valkyrie: It will be Tanith

Tanith: Any name suggestions?

Skulduggery: Skulduggery Bespoke

Ghastly: I don't think I could call anyone else Skulduggery but you

Skulduggery: Glad to hear it. Well then... how about Taylor? That way you don't have to worry about whether it's a girl or boy

Tanith: Taylor's nice. Any other suggestions?

Valkyrie: Isn't she going to have to take her own name anyway?

Ghastly: Yeah but she still needs a given name

Valkyrie: How about Sarah if it's a girl?

Tanith: Hm... Well we've got more than 7months to figure out a name.

Valkyrie: Let me know when you find out if its a boy or a girl

Tanith: Will do

Ghastly: I am so excited

Tanith: I will have a little kid that will call me mum. And I'll have to put her to sleep and help her tie her shoelaces and drive her to school every day

Valkyrie: You're sending her to school?

Tanith: Duh. Just because she's born into a magic family it doesn't mean she doesn't need an education. I want my daughter to be able to read and write

Valkyrie: Well she'll probably send her reflection or something. I might even help her summon her reflection

Tanith: And if she does I will ground her for life. And if I hear you've been trying to convince her to ditch school, I will also lock you up

Valkyrie: Haha Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough

Tanith: Oh I am more than hard enough Valkyrie

Valkyrie: She can learn to read and write through a reflection.

Tanith: I went to school. Ghastly went to school and so my child will go to school

Valkyrie: Magic school?

Tanith: No. Normal school

Valkyrie: You know I never imagined you as a strict parent

Tanith: Nor did I but hey, you learn something new every day

Valkyrie: What about magic?

Ghastly: What about it?

Valkyrie: Are you going to teach your child it?

Tanith: Well...

Ghastly: It'd be hard to keep it a secret

Tanith: If they are capable of magic I guess....

Valkyrie: Yay another member to our team!

Tanith: But I swear to God if a vampire or anyone else tries to harm my child I will kill them

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