Skulduggery Pleasant gets Fac...

By nowblackarc

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This is just a funny story about what would happen if the Skulduggery Pleasant characters got facebook. All t... More

Welcome to Facebook Skul
Ghanith and Bonechina
Alice (& more Ghanith and BoneChina)
Cool Hair
Fletcher's new gf
Fletcherie
Triple dates
Ghanith Oneshot
Training and the Competition
Fletcherie VS BoneChina
Fletcherie VS Ghanith
Author's Note
Ghanith VS BoneChina
Valduggery Oneshot
Tanguine Oneshot
Fletcher's Loyalty
Dead Men Stories
BoneChina Forgiveness
Scapegrace X Thrasher
Dead Men Stories Part 2
A naked skeleton- Valduggery
Memories
Abbreviations
Boyfriends
A\N
Boyfriends 2 (Sweet Revenge)
Overprotective Boyfriend (Bonechina)
Besties
Breakup 1 (Bonechina)
Break up 2 (Fletcherie)
Break Up 3 (Valduggery)
Break Up 4 (Ghanith)
I always waited for you (Ghanith)
Valduggery VS BoneChina
Fletcherie VS Valduggery
A/N
Drunk bae
Remnant Memories
Truth or Dare?
Secrets Part 1
Secrets Part 2
Fletcher X Tanith
Tfios
Cyberbullying
Hostages
YOLO unless you're Skulduggery
Vilequesse
Parents
Missing Gordon
Drunken Nights
Relationship status
Shopping Days
Merry Christmas!
Books 2 (after reading Skulduggery Pleasant)
The Marriage
The Next Generation
Leather VS Suit
Wear a dress!
Camping!!
Camping!! 2 (Fletcher's Revenge)
Sexter is on
Monster Hunters
Alice the Twelvie
TV series
Sexter is On 2
Overseas Holiday & Important Notice
Epilogue

Books

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Valkyrie: So bored :/

Skulduggery: Hmm...

Tanith: How can you ever be bored when you live in Gordon's house?

Valkyrie: There's nothing that'll entertain me in Gordon's house

Tanith: You're kidding right?! His books!!!

Valkyrie: I've never read those books before

Tanith: You should seriously Val they're my fave ❤️

Valkyrie: Maybe

Tanith: I'm not talking to you until you do Val

Valkyrie: Fine I'll read them starting today

Tanith: You better

Skulduggery: My favourite book is Robinson Crusoe

China: Leave it up to Skulduggery to like the old fashioned books

Skulduggery: Well I happen to have met the author and he was very interesting

Valkyrie: Fair enough. What's your favourite book China?

China: I would have to say the Devil wears Prada

Tanith: The irony...

China: Hm? Just because I can afford Prada it doesn't make me a devil...

Valkyrie: What's your favourite book Fletcher?

Fletcher: uh... You guys actually read?

Tanith: Typical Fletcher

Skulduggery: And you wonder why you lack intelligence

Valkyrie: Tanith I'm reading one of Gordon's books called Skulduggery Pleasant. It's a series with 9 books

Tanith: Never heard of that one before. What's it about?

Valkyrie: Um.... it's about us! Like all of us.

Tanith: Wow really? You have to let me borrow it!!!!

Valkyrie: Sure after I'm done

Skulduggery: Fancy that... a book about me...

A/N: So what are some of your favourite books? Any recommendations? Comment below! My fave books are: Skulduggery Pleasant series (obviously), Percy Jackson series, Hush Hush series, The Book Thief, Eleanor and Park and heaps more! I just finished Looking for Alaska and I cried at the ending :'(

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