Narrator: A few years ago.
America: Hey guys it is America and I will be teaching you on how to catch Hawaii.
Hawaii: Reeeeeeeeeee
America: First you hide from said Hawaii *Hides under the couch*
Hawaii: Where did you go?
America: Then you pick her up and take her where she needs to go.
Canada: Who are you talking to?
America: No one I am just teaching my fans how to catch Hawaii.
Canada: You mean your imaginary friend, and aren't you a little young to have a blog.
America: 1. Hawaii is real! 2. I am old enough!
Narrator: it eventually started a war with pillow fights the end