.....hi.
........SORRY FOR THE LEATE UPLOAD!!!!
Well...I think it's late...is it?
Eh, I can't remember, anywho!!! My little brother hid my charger somewhere and it's taken me almost the whole week to find it!!!!
So, this shall be another crazy insane chapter!!!!
Psychopath, out!!!!
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(Lian's POV)
"Wow, there's already quite a few people here." I whispered to Naruto who was eyes wide.
"A FEW PEOPLE?!?!?! WE'RE PROBABLY THE LAST ONE'S HERE!!!!" he yelled at me.
"Sasuke!!" cooed Ino who hugged Sasuke around the neck from behind.
"Hey Ino." I greeted.
"Where's that billboard brow Sakura?" she asked, arm slung over Sasuke's shoulder to his displeasure.
"She's getting special one-to-one training with Kakashi-sensei." Naruto replied.
"Too weak for the Chuunin Exams?" Ino smirked. "I knew it."
I glared at her, "Yeah, but I wonder why you're here, I mean, she is stronger than you..."
Naruto and Sasuke both stared at me in shock.
....what? You too?!
*sigh* well, I can't have people bad mouthing my team mates can I? I hate it!!! They say things bheind their back just because they've got no balls to say it to their face!!! Cowards!!! That's what I call them!!
"Hmph...well, you know what!!" Ino was cut off by the loudest sigher in the world sighing!!! A.K.A Shikamaru!!!
"What a drag..." he sighed.
"Shika!!" I cheered and hugged him.
"Hey Lian." he smiled lazily ruffling my hair. I swatted his hand away and scrunched my nose up.
"Hey Lian." Choji grinned while stuffing his face, "Wanna chip?"
"Please?" I asked 'posh'.
He put the back in front and I took two.
".....put one back." Choji growled.
"W-what do you mean?" I asked sweatdropping.
Choji put his hand out and I put the smaller one in it.
"Good." he grinned.
Tip 1: never mess with Choji and his food. Never ends nice.
"Hey, look who it is!!!" Nat cheered making his way over to us with Gwen and Den bickering behind him.
"Hey bro." I bro hugged him quickly, "What're they agruing about now?"
"Still the dance off." Nat sighed.
I sighed and walked up to them.
"Look, guys, it was a draw, deal with it!!" I cried.
"No, you know I won Lian!!!" they said in union which they growled at. "STOP COPYING WHAT I SAY!!!!!!"
I sweatdropped at them along with Nat.
"I-I-I'll just leave you t-to it then..." I said and backed away.
"Hey guys!!" Kiba cheered with a doggy grin.
"Hey Kiba!" I grinned and snatched Akamaru. "Hey boy, sup?"
"Give him back!!" Kiba whined and tried to get Akamaru back but I place my foot on his stomach and stretched my arms out with Akamaru in them.
Akamaru seemed to be quite amused by our actions. Probably because he can't really understand....what? He seems normal!!! But then again....he's got Kiba as an oawner....never mind...
Akamaru was taken out of my hands and handed back to Kiba by Shino.
"Aww." I pouted "Meany..."
Shino just patted my head and I grinned while walking over to Hinata.
"Hiya Hina!!" I smiled.
"H-Hi Lian." Hinata smiled shyly.
"Pst." I whispered.
Hinata walked over a litte, "W-what is it?"
"See Naruto?" she blushed at his name making my mouth go into the shape of an 'o'
"Never mind?" I grinned evily.
"L-L-L-L-L-Lian.....p-p-p-p-pleae d-d-don't d-do anyth-thing." Hinata whispered.
I nodded and walked over beside my team mates.
"Well, look at this. All twelve rookies." Kiba grinned then turned his gaze onto Sasuke, "These exams will test our strength, to see who's the better ninja..."
"You trying to say something Kiba?" Sasuke asked glaring.
"Why would you ask that?" Kiba wondered.
I stepped inbetween them and blinked.
I stepped in front of all the genin and with Naruto beside me.
We both turned our heads to look at each other with blank faces then nodded. We turned back to the silent genin in front of us the broke out into our grins.
"I'M NARUTO UZUMAKI!!!!"
"I'M LIAN TITEN!!!!"
"AND WE'RE GONNA BEAT YOU ALL!!!!!" we finished with a grin.
"BRING IT ON YOU MOTHA DUCKAS!!!!" I added with a smirk that said 'uh huh, that's what I thought'
Nearly all the genin were glaring or giving me an amused look.
"LIAN!!!!
"NARUTO!!!!"
our rookie friends yelled at us from behind.
"Get the blondey then the little pipsqeak!!!" a random person said.
My eye twitched and I vivibly froze.
Nobody moved.
My friends were frozen in fear.
"Nobody.....and I mean nobody..........CALLS ME A PIPSQEAK!!!!!" I screamed making half of the genin in front of me fly back and hit the back wall. "UH HUH!!!! AND STAY THERE YOU UGLY MOTHER FUDGERS!!!!!!!!"
"Hey, stop it you." a nerd said coming up to us. He hand glasses on, spiky white hair (not as cool as Kakashi's of coarse) and wore purple....he had a weird chakra....it's...repelling me!!!!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!
"Why should I? They called me a pipsqeak!!" I whined pouting.
"Because, you're gonna make yourself a target." nerdy guy said.
"HO!!" Gwen yelled gaining everyone's attention.
"Get anywhere near the red head" Den said.
"AND WE'LL POUND YOUR FACES IN!!!!!" Gwen and Den yelled.
"I know important people as well, that can get you kicked out of the exams and our village for atleast six months." Nat added with his notebook out which he for some reason always carries about with him.
"....you just ruined it Nat." Den and Gwen said sweatdropping causing my best friend to go into anime tears.
"I remember being just like you." the nerd said 'smiling' down at all of us.
"Nah, you couldn't of been as awesome as us." I stated with a nod of the head.
"Naive little rookies aren't you? But I guess you can't help it." nerdy shruged.
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"STOP CALLING US....ME SMALL!!!!!" I yelled at him.
He's almost twice the size of me for crisps sake!!!
"Who the heck are you anyway?" I asked.
"I'm Kabuto-"
"The nerd." I finished for him, causing some of my 'rookie' friends to snigger.
"I'm not a nerd." he growled.
"And I'm the tallest one here." I said sarcastically.
Kabuto just grunted then turned to every other group....the rookie gang!!!! and smiled. "You've already made an impression on the other teams, look around."
I looked round and noticed loads of people were glaring at us.
The rookie gang either looked detiremend or scared.
....oh me? Yeah, you guess it, I did something completely different.
"WHAT YOU LOOKING AT?!?!!?" I asked giving them the finger to which Naruto and Kiba shoved down again.
"You're one of a kind aren't you?" Kabuto asked me.
"Got that right." I said nodding then realised what he meant by that, "COME AT ME BRO'!!!!!"
"Well, I hought I might as well give you guys a little hand." Kabuto said, bending down and laying out a deck of cards.
"....where did you keep them??" I asked.
"These are my, ninja info cards." Kabuto stated with a card in front of his nerdy face.....ignoring me.
"And where do you keep these..." I snatched a card and put it in front of my face like he did, "Ninja info cards?"
"Give me that." Kabuto glared while snatching it out of my hands.
I pouted, "Meany..."
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........WE DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!
Kabuto!!! Please shut up!!!!!
...oh, hi!!! Yeah, Kabuto won't stop talking!!!! It's unbelievable!!!!
He's not only a nerd, but a stalker.
He knows everything about us with them damn cards!!!!! He probably knows what size of bra Sasuke uses!!!!!......Sakura.....that's all I'm gonna say.....
"Anyone else you want to know about?" Kabuto asked.
"Yeah!!" I cheered and stepped forward, "The thing it it's a sensei."
"Still got the info." Kabuto said. "Name?"
"Um....Fido I think it was." I nodded, remembering the dude from the party taking his students away.
Kabuto's eyes seemed to widden a little but I noticed....seeing as I'm the awesome ninja!!!
He shuffled his cards and did a single nod and was suddenly blown away by these random Sound ninja!!!!
"WOOO!!!! YOU RULE!!!" I cheered, "KILL HIM!! KILL HIM--Heey!!!"
Naruto and Nat grabbed my arm while Den and Gwen covered my mouth with Shikamaru standing in front of us and Choji by his side, so nobody could see this scene....
........I shrugged and stopped trying to yell.
"LISTEN HERE!!!!!! THERE SHALL BE NO FIGHTING TILL I SAY OTHERWISE!!!!!!" someone familiar yelled.
"W-who're you?" a random genin asked.
"Me? I'm your worst nightmare. Ibiki Morino!!"
I broke out into a huge grin and let out a large cheer.
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WOOHOO!!!! Epic upload or WHAT?!?!?
.....don't you DARE say what!!!!
Anywho? Lian meets Kabuto!!!!
.....I don'tthink he likes her...do you?
Eh, no on likes Kabuto though!! Not even Orochimaru!!!
The snake pedo shall be showing up in the next two or three episodes....uploads to come!!!! :D
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