Mikey: you still alive ?
Lukey: yes.
Cal: soo....
Cal: how did it go?
Lukey: I don't really want to talk about it....
Ash: babe common just tell us x
Lukey: fine.
Mikey: full detail please
Lukey: fuck you
Cal: come on tell us!
Lukey: well she came into my room, and I sat there on my phone. She kinda just kept staring at random objects in my room...
Lukey: then she got up and started doing this weird Irish jig thing and flapping her arms like a bird, all while making weird chicken noises...
Cal: ......0.O
Lukey: it gets worse
Lukey: she then took my phone out of my hand and started singing a song she had made up
Lukey: "if you're gunna send nuuuuuuuuds, you better nooooot send it to your mooooooothhheerrr."
Lukey: and "I can't believeeeee my little baby is sexuallyyyy activeeeeee"
Mikey: oh
Lukey: yeah, then my dad came in and he was wearing this weird pink track suit (don't ask me where he got it?) and started thrusting into the air making grunting sounds
Ash: that's disturbing....
Lukey: Yeah and I thought everything was over with when they just left the room but I realized my mom still had my phone so I went downstairs to get it and then I saw what they had did
Mikey: what's did they do??
Lukey: they printed out the picture like 50 times and hung it up everywhere. In the living room, the kitchen, the bathroom....
Lukey: not to mention I went into the kitchen today to get lunch and I found pictures still in the fridge.
Ash: wow
Mikey: your family is really uhh...
Cal: weird
Cal: strange
Cal: deranged
Mikey: the list goes on and on.
Lukey: it was horrible
Lukey: THEY BARELY BLURRED OUT MH PENIS
Ash: I'm sorry babe
Lukey: They think this is like funny or something because when my brothers came home today they played "pin the sensory bar on the nudes"
Ash: what's that?
Lukey: it's like pin the tail on the donky...
Mikey: ohh
Mikey: oh wow
Cal: I mean I guess it could have gone worse...
Lukey: doubt it
Ash: it's alright babe, at least you didn't get in actual trouble
Lukey: oh no I did.
Lukey: they sat me down and had an actual talk about how I shouldn't be sending pictures like that even to Ash. Then they said they were going to be checking my phone and messages and shit
Mikey: that sucks...
Ash: I'm sorry I got you in trouble
Lukey: no it's alright Ash. I just should have been more carful
Cal: this whole thing is still kinda funny though
Lukey: I hope you send your mother nudes Calum.
Cal: I already have to wank with her name on my hand...
Mikey: I told you that was a bad idea...
Cal: I was just trying to be sentimental
Lukey: .....anyway.
Lukey: I also can't go to any of the school games because I'm grounded so I won't be there tonight
Mikey: oh wow, that's harsh
Lukey: I know :-/
Mikey: well... we will be thinking about you... you know... while we live it up after the game at Jackson's awesome party
Lukey: go suck a dick you asstwat
Mikey: gladly ;)
Ash: Michael, be nice.
Ash: I'm sorry babe, am I allowed over?
Lukey: I don't think so
Ash: well then I'll skip the game and party and we can have a cute skype date like all those cheesy couples do
Lukey: that sounds nice :-)
Ash: I love you Lukey x
Lukey: love you to ash
Cal: ew
Cal: love is gross
Mikey: .......
Mikey: bitch
Cal: I love you though Mike
Mikey: mmhm sure -.-
Cal: just shut up and come suck my dick
Ash: gross :/
Mikey: be over in 5