5SOS Text Messages |bromances...

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Just a collection of all the 5sos text messages all rights reserved. copyright © 2014 | radioactive-pizza More

Ashtons Boner ::ot4::
Calums hair ::ot4::
You are beautiful to me ::muke::
Insecuritys And Sexual Thoughts ::ot4::
Dirty Sext ::malum::
Winding and Grinding ::mashton::
Best Talent Ever ::muke::
Stupid Dream Boy ::lashton::
Incoming Call ::cashton::
Monkey Business ::ot4::
Here I Come ::cake::
2am ::malum::
Confessions of A Drunk ::mashton::
Fish Tales ::lashton::
Sicky ::cashton::
Confessions of A Drunk pt2 ::mashton::
See You In 5? ::ot4::
See You in 5 pt2 ::ot4::
Request?
Disney Adventures ::malum & lashton::
School Boredom ::lashton & malum::
Tummy Troubles ::muke::
Cutie ::mashton::
Put On A Show ::lashton::
Whipped ::muke::ot4::
Crush ::lashton::
Perfection ::muke::
Where Is He? ::ot4::
Cheeky Cheeks ::ot4::
Insecurities Go Away ::cashton::
Im Not Obsessed ::ot4::
P.E. Clash ::malum::
Thank You! (A/N)
Where's Luke? ::ot4::
Vma Talk ::ot4::
Drunk On Love ::muke::
Healthy Relationship ::muke::
Hairy Situations ::ot4::
(A/N) PLEASE READ
Baby Daddy ::cake::
Sausages ::ot4::
All About That Curve ::cake::
Sick ::ot4::
Want You Back ::muke::
Requests?
Songs ::ot4::
Date Plans ::mashton::
20 facts about me (:
Kinky ::ot4::
Fanfictions ::ot4::
Where's Michael? ::ot4::
Suck It ::malum::
Stupid Dream Boy pt2 ::lashton::
Nuggets ::cake::
Baby Talk ::muke::
Words of Wisdom ::mashton::
Costume Ideas ::ot4::
Workout ::cake::
Last Piece ::cashton::
Brb and Request?
Knocked Up ::ot4::
Little Balls Of Fur ::ot4::
Im Yours ::lashton::
Sext? ::lashton::
Not Quite Bi ::cake::
Rumor Has It ::malum::
Tutor Boy ::muke::
Rumor Has It pt2 ::malum::
Rings, Stabbing, Food ::ot3::
Tutor Boy ::muke:: pt2
Tutor Boy ::muke:: pt3
Tutor Boy ::muke:: pt4
Make The Sex? ::cake::
Love Doctors ::ot4::
Get Better Soon Ash
Bully Lover ::lashton::
.... ::cake::
Mailman ::muke::
A/N THANK YOU!!
Pills ::malum::
Fingers Up My... ::ot4::
Sometimes We Need Cuddles ::ot4::
Request Please?
Not As Planned ::lashton::
Horror In Our Lives ::muke::
....
Luke's Pregnant?! ::ot4::
Tattoo Wonders ::ot4::
Not My Nudes ::ot4::
Frozen Adventures ::ot4::
You Ready To Party? ::muke::
Give Me Hope ::mashton::
Tutor Boy ::muke:: pt 5
Trade Off Men ::ot4::
A/N Book Ending?!?
I Need You Right Now ::mashton::
Dr.Fluke ::muke::
New Co-Owner !
All Dogs Go To Heaven ::cake::
Pick up lines ::Malum::
Best Fans In The World ::ot4::
My New Fanfic
Larry Stylinson, Bitch ::ot4::
Bye Guys....
What If ::ot4::
Once You Go Black ::lashton::
Till' I Fall Alseep ::malum::
Say You Love Me ::malum::
New Single ::cake::
Say You Love Me pt2 ::malum::
Little Princess ::lashton::
Ship Me ::cashton::
Need Cuddles ::malum::
Grey Days ::cake::
First Word ::muke::
Giving up Pt 1 ::ot4::
BALD ::ot4::
Pizza Sex ::cashton::
Don't Leave Me ::ot4::
Don't Leave Me ::alternate ending::
(A/N) THANK YOU
Happy Birthday! ::ot4::
Dont Question Love ::lashton::
Can't Love ::mashton::
Scratches ::ot4::
Yes, Officer Pt.1 ::ot4::
Giving up Pt 2 ::Ot4::
Yes, Officer Pt.2 ::ot4::
All About That Bass ::cake::
Puns ::mashton::
Wrong Number Pt.1 ::??::
Wrong Number Pt.2 ::??::
Wrong Number Pt.3 ::??::
Wrong Number Pt.4 ::??::
Wrong Number Pt.5 ::??::
Wrong Number Pt.6 ::muke::
You Suck ::muke::
Say It ::malum::
Dinner Problems ::malum::
Acronyms ::Cashton::
Fuck marry kill ::Cake::
Fall Back Into Place ::muke::
Happy Birthday 5sos!
Request (a/n)
Stupid Idea ::cashton::
Louder ::ot4::
Mood Swings ::ot4::
Here I Come Pt.2 ::ot3::
Feel Better ::ot4::
Sorry Won't Cut It ::cake::
Model ::malum::
Remember? ::lashton::
Never Leave Us ::ot4::
Don't Do It ::ot4::
Be Right There ::cake::
Short Hiatus A/N
12 Days Till Christmas ::malum::
11 Days Till Christmas ::mashton::
10 Days Till Christmas ::cake::
9 Days Till Christmas ::lashton::
8 Days Till Christmas ::muke::
7 Days Till Christmas ::ot4::
Booty Had Me Like ::muke::
Never Stop Loving You ::muke::
Fanboy Pt.1 ::ot4::
6 Days Till Christmas ::cake::
Fanboy Pt.2 ::ot4::
Save You ::muke::
Not My Nudes Pt.2 ::ot4::
Ruin Me ::lashton::
5 Days Till Christmas ::malum::
Fanboy Pt.3 ::ot4::
Fanboy Pt.4 ::mashton::
4 Days Till Christmas ::cake::
Sick Love ::mashton::
The Feels ::lashton::
3 Days Till Christmas ::malum::
2 Days Till Christmas ::cake::
Fanboy
Awkward Sext ::malum::
1 Day Till Christmas ::mashton::
0 Days Till Christmas ::ot4::
Hello To You Too ::malum::
Gossip....boys ::lashton::
Paper Walls ::mashton::
Tease ::muke::
Throw It Away ::lashton::
Insanity pt 1 ::Cashton::
It's A Date ::cake::
The Princess and the Prince ::cake::
Happy New Year!
Evil Toilets ::cashton::
I Miss Her ::ot4::
Waitress Please ::lashton::
You Can Have Him ::mashton::
Dick Pics ::lashton::
I Love You ::malum::
Forever And Always ::ot4::
The End

Opinions (A/N)

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By radioactive-pizza

Okay so this is basically the same thing I put in the last chapters a/n but I delete it by accident but a lot of ppl commented on it and I thought we could go into a full discussion:

"Who in 5sos is gay, bi, straight ect?"

Alright so I put down something totally different in the last thing, but here is what I really think.

ALSO THESE ARE MY OPINIONS! FEEL FREE TO VOICE YOURS BUT IMA THINK WHAT I THINK ALRIGHT? OKAY? GOOD.

Let's start with Luke:

Alright I feel like Luke is the gayest in the band. I can see him dating a girl but I see him loving a man? So I would say he's at least bisexual. I feel like he leans more towards men though. Like during sex with a girl I picture him really awkward and timid, but with a guy i would think he would be a lot more like...open. And I mean that in a non buttsex kind of way people. Ya nasty.

But moving on to the actual sex part I have 4 words for you...

Luke. Is. A. Bottom.

But yeah overall I feel like Luke would be more comfortable with a guy. I could be wrong, I could be right. But none of us really know anyway sooo

What do you think about Luke?
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Alright moving on to Michael:

Now excuse me for my lack of knowledge but I'm not 100% sure what pansexual is but I'm about 89% sure Michael is pansexual. From the over all knowledge I have on what pansexuality is, I feel like Michael is pan.

If anyone wants to try and fully explain what pansexual is then pls do :-)

I would say he's Bi but he kinda has a carefree personality and he's really fun and I just think that he would get it on with everyone. He's seems like the person who doesn't really care what you are gender wise... If he loves you ten he loves you.

Also I think that Mikey can be a top and a bottom. I feel like he would top during straight sex of course but he would also top in gay sex but enjoy it more as a bottom.

Again, thoughts on our little Mikey?
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Next is Calum:

I feel like Cal is bi curious. Like he likes sex with girls but he also like sex with guys. He just wants to experiment with both but over all it think he prefers women. (Think back to the snapchat incident... He sent those to a girl)

In gay sex I think he would be both a top and a bottom. Switching roles and shit.

But yeah not a lot of stuff happening with cal. He's a pretty laid back guy

What do you guys think?
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Last but not least Ashton:

Good fucking lord. I don't know what to think of this dudes sexuality! One minute he seems straight than the next he's gay! Like wtf dude. I wanna say he gay like flat out gay no question about it but I don't know!

He's dated girls before like that jasmine chick or who ever and Gemma (supposedly). But I just picture in my mind him with a guy. Like he seems like he try's hard to be straight. Like he doesn't like band cuddles... Probs because he doesn't want to get carried away and never let go of them.

He seems like he tries to distant himself away from the band when it comes to love and affection. And we all know no one can resist cuddles from 5sos members so why the hell he got to deny it?!

But overall Ashton is really just a lost cause. I don't know if he's gay or straight or somewhere in between.

Anyway

Gay sex he would totally bottom. I'm gunna use Luke as an example here:

We all know Luke got really broad shoulders so I think Luke would top in lashton even though that disregard what I said about Luke being a bottom... Ashton's got sort of a smaller frame so he would better under someone.

What do you think?
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Alright one more thing!

I THINK THEY ALL GO GAY FOR EACH OTHER AT LEAST WHILE THEY ARE ON TOUR. I MEAN YOU CANT ALWAYS RELY ON YOUR HAND. SOMETIMES YOU MAY NEED A FRIEND JUST TO COME SUCK YOU OFF.... BUT WHO KNOWS!
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Alright I'm finished with all my opinions and shit. I'll update in the morning when I wake up but yeah.

Comment your opinions. Do you agree? Disagree? Tell me why.

Bye my little pizza slices! I lub chuu! <3

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