Guess who's back?
Back again?
In a fucking hospital!
Okay, if the place didn't look like the light was going to claim me and pull me into heaven only to realize that I'm in the wrong place, I would be fine! But nope, everything is fucking white! I'm not being racist. Everything is literally white! No, I'm not blind, either! I guess I should get on with the actual story.
When I wake up, I'm bound to the bed? What the?
IS MY DREAM OF BEING TORTURED BY TODOROKI FINALLY COMING TRUE?
Nope.
Damn it.
I open my eyes to the ugly-ass white to tries to suffocate me. It's like BE GONE, ANGELS!
Maybe I am going more psychotic with each incident.
"Should have known you would wake up in a mere couple hours." I look to my right to see Nemuri? Shocker there. Thankfully, she looks like an average person, so I have some sanity. I see her press a button as I continue the conversation.
"Keeping your standards low on me now? Damn, that hurts."
"They gave you a day after you, I don't know, electrocuted yourself! What were you thinking?"
"I thought that God decided that I would ruin his world and tried to take me, but he said nope and threw me back down in misery. Also, did you bind me, and if so, release, please? If you're going to bind me, at least have Todoroki in here." Well, that snapped her out of her serious mood quickly because she bursts out laughing for a moment.
"Glad you're following your mom's example." Nemuri's mom now? I dig it.
"I learned from the best."
"But seriously, the hospital actually bounded you since they were afraid you were going to do something."
"They were right there because I would be walking out of the room and heading to McDonald's for a big mac or something. Like, my germaphobe standards are lower than my food needs right now." The truth as I rarely eat out. I will. I am reluctant about it most of the time.
"I don't mean leaving. I mean more like attacking them." What the fuck?
"If I wanted to attack them, I would have taken over the world already five years ago! Does that mean my mental state is being looked over?" Wait a minute, " Why are they worried about that, anyway?" She looks at me, surprised.
"What do you remember?"
"Electrocuting myself."
"Hold up. So you don't remember what happened between that and now?"
"Wait, something happened?" My gawd, are my drinking days coming back? Nemuri looks over me as if looking for an indicator that I am lying. Before she can continue, a male doctor walks in.
"Hello, Midoriya. My name is doctor (some bullshit I won't remember). How are you feeling?" He asks, pulling his clipboard out. I forgot I'm in the hospital for a reason. I see my shoulder wrapped along with my thigh, but they don't hurt. Probably because I have too strong of a pain tolerance.
"Like my hopes and dreams are shattered because I'm bounded, yet I'm not getting fucked by him...well, anybody hot!" Nemuri has to cover her mouth to keep from laughing as the doctor looks disappointed at me.
Accurate feeling.
"Are you dizzy or in pain?" The doctor asks. I would like to say he just ignored my mental state. Write him up!
"No. Can I be released from these bounds?"
"No, not until we get the say-so." He starts checking over my vitals.
"When can I get out?"
"Tomorrow evening if everything goes well. What is the last thing you remember?"
"Hold the fuck up. You have to at least get rid of the bounds soon." I ask twitching. I grip at the ones on my wrist to try and rip them. Dumb idea because it hurts with the arm that is injured. Fuck whatever.
"This is for the safety of others."
"If I wanted to hurt people, I would have already!" If I wasn't tied like a dog, I would be much calmer. But putting an ADHD person in this? Fucking horrible idea!
"What is the last thing you remember?"
"Electrocuting myself." He looks at me suspiciously. He writes it down and leaves without another word, " They aren't going to do a mental exam, right? I could trick them either way." I ask. At the same time, I start thrashing to try to wear off some unwanted energy.
Nemuri sighs as walks over to the side of the bed, " I don't know. Shouta is working on it-" I cut her off.
"How is he?" I know he probably only got a graze, but I want to be sure. She has the nerve to laugh at me! I glare at her with all my might. I am not making an All Might joke before you dumbasses ask.
"Of course, you would worry about him. He didn't want you to be left alone, so he called me and remained at your side except in surgery. He only got nicked on his cheek." I feel like I would have noticed that. Maybe I was too out of it. I appreciate that he called Nemuri in though, because I would be in the asylum by this point.
Not that I will ever say that.
"Dadzawa."
"Yes, continuing with my earlier statement before someone decided to interrupt me!" She glares at me, " He is working on it. He has to do files and all that, so he will probably be back within the hour if it all goes well. However, I believe we have more important matters to discuss." She pulls out her phone, looks up something, comes beside me for me to see, and presses play.
The video is Stain saving me from Nomu, but then he faces the cameras and states his philosophy. Next, he does the presumably scary shit where he lets the demon haunt his body, changing the whole aura of the field. I felt Nemmy shivering beside me, but I didn't react.
It looks fucking cool to me.
Somehow, I come in, knock him over, and pin him. I do my little version of the speech, but that isn't the important part.
The important part is that I'm doing the same thing that he did with his aura but with green eyes. By the end, I can say...
"I look fucking badass!"
"Is that seriously what you got from this?!" She screams at me. I guess there is more to it.
"Stain's my secret dad."
"I know you mean it as a joke, but they're doing blood-test too see if you are." What? Are they that stupid?
"The point? It's not like he would have had any influence in my life anyway. That's like blaming a baby because his or her father is a villain."
"You're right. However, right now, they think that what you two did is a quirk. They are testing for a quirk factor as well." I growl. I'm at my breaking point already!
"Now they worry because they think I possibly have a quirk? Am I not dangerous enough as is with what I can do?! That is an ability, not a quirk!"
"Izuku, I need you to calm down and take deep breathes. You're freaking out, honey." Nemuri asks gently. I sigh before I do what I'm asked. I'm still twitching and tugging at the kinky shit. However, I need to start thinking logically.
"Sorry, Nemmy."
"Sweetie, you're fine. I would be doing the same thing if I was in your position. I'm not going to tell you to rest because you probably can't right now."
"No shit, Sherlock."
"Hey, I'm just saying!" She goes quiet for a moment when I decide to analyze the room," You're not thinking of escaping, are you?"
"Strongly considering. Oh, before I continue with finding out this room, how's Iida?"
"He's fine. He just got out of surgery a little while ago and is resting."
"Well, he better rest for a long fucking time because I'm going to punch him in the face when he wakes up."
"Expected." With that, I look around the room. I can tell this is a special room because there are no windows and the doors are locked. Ya-hoo-yay. Bitches. I take note of the camera with its light on. Damn, that whole conversation was recorded. Wait, if this is an observation, that could throw me off. I glare at the camera before looking around the room. Nothing else besides the stupid medical equipment that I could probably hack somehow.
Too bad, they decided to bind me.
"Izuku..."Nemuri picks up the conversation again.
"I want to be prepared in case they try to arrest me. I'm not going to jail. The place is disgusting! Might want to distract me before I act on it." With that, we have our conversation about random shit that comes to mind that isn't too bad. Well, in our terms.
That means mostly about dating and sex!
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I hate being tied down. This place fucking sucks. It has been almost an hour, and my arms and legs are starting to go numb due to the weird position. Like, I'm a hyperactive person! I need to move! I feel sorry for Iida's brother for having to sit in a hospital room for so long. Top that off with his little brother gets himself almost killed over stupid revenge, and that must be hell.
I'm still salty with Iida. If you're going to do revenge, have a fucking plan, at least especially when they have killed pros before! He's going to be hit with pain and suffering when he is up.
Anyway, I'm finally getting my drama when Shouta enters with Hizashi along with a dude with a dog head in a suit, though I think I know who he is.
Funny how I am tied like a dog right now, and he isn't.
Beside him is what I presume to be a bodyguard. I haven't even escaped the bounds yet! You don't need a guard! I will find a way eventually, but not right now! Shouta and Hizashi stay back as the dog steps forward.
Call me stupid, but right now, he reminds me of the same dude from Power Rangers S.P.D. that I based CAT off of. Basically, one of the main characters looks like him. The difference is he is more like an actual dog instead of being all blue. I guess I should be serious.
"Hello, Midoriya, woof. I believe we have worked together alongside Principal Nezu of UA on cases before due to your keen intelligence. It is a pleasure to finally meet you." More like Nezu taking my experience, but that works too.
"You must be the Chief of Police for Hosu. It is a pleasure to meet you, as well. May I ask why you have come today?" Yes, I can be professional. I need to be if I want a chance to get out legally.
"As you may know, we have managed to capture Hero Killer: Stain due to your help in knocking him out. Woof. In extension, you also fixed the problem that you have previously mentioned in the case: the media. When you made your speech, you were able to overshadow Stain's beliefs and prove him wrong, meaning, woof, the damage has been minimized due to your quick thinking. However, that has brought a new problem upon yourself: your sanity. Woof.
When you faced Stain, you used the same ability he did. You inflicted fear upon the public around you, including the strongest of heroes. Woof. We have already done a blood test to confirm that you are not related to, woof, Stain in any way. We also did a quirk-factor test while you were still out to show you have no quirk factor. You are allowed the choice to reveal the results to, woof, the public, or remain quiet. Everyone here knows you can, woof, weigh the advantages and disadvantages.
Finally, woof, the credit will be placed on you as a cover for Iida as he illegally used his quirk. The markings match those of what your batons can inflict, and Eraserhead does not want to be recorded. As you never used a, woof, quirk, and you were with your sensei, everything you did was legal. You will not get in trouble for your actions. Iida's sensei, woof, Manual, will lose his teaching license due to negligence. Iida's punishment is he will, woof, not receive credit in helping to capture Stain as long as he doesn't mention he was involved. For, woof, your hard work, I would like to thank you personally for being willing to make the sacrifice. Are there any questions?"
Oh boy. That is a shit-load of information. However, I do have significant questions.
"What name have I been put under?" If it's my real name, I can work with that. If it's my hero name, I will need to change it.
"It has been placed under your real name, woof." The Chief of Police states. Hallelujah, I can still be Tech-Sass!
"That I can work with. If it was under my hero name, I would have to change that with my costume because that is shown in the video. I assume you have tried to take the video down, but people keep posting it back up?" I would have rather stayed in the dark about the whole situation; however, life has other plans. You make do with what you have.
"We have, yes, woof. There is not much we can do about it."
"That's expected. There are simply too many copies to do something about it. I would like for the information to be released as everyone already knows that I am quirkless and that I am not related to Stain. Being quiet will be too suspicious. I would like to mention that you should keep an eye on the League of Villains. The leader tried to take Stain's credit but was obviously overshadowed. Finally, is my mentality still being questioned? If not, can I be released from these bounds, please?"
"Your point of the League of Villains will be taken into consideration. As for your mentality, you are deemed safe. The doctor should be here soon to let you free. I assume that is all you have?"
"I will message you with more details if I come up with any later. For now, yes."
"Thank you for your cooperation. We are interested in seeing what kind of hero you become. Goodbye, Midoriya." With that, the Chief of Police walks out, and everybody around me takes a deep breath as they walk to the side of the bed. Hizashi is there the fastest, leaning over to give me a hug. I suck it up as I can take a bleach bath later. He can relate to this bullshit. I didn't even realize I am trembling till now. It probably looks unprofessional, but oh well!
"What are you doing here, Hizashi? I thought you had a show?"
"I did! It's after now. Then I learned that you were being tied, so I had forced my way here to fight with Shouta to get everything done as quickly as possible. They were going to wait till morning!" I pale at that.
I would have destroyed this place by morning. I get free of Hizashi, and I look over at Shouta. He looks tired as fuck. More so than usual. He sighs, walks over, and pulls me into a hug as well as gently as possible.
"Shouta? Damn, you need sleep." He pulls back at that and looks me over while still leaning over me.
Weird relationship.
"I'm sorry. I tried to work quickly, but they were stubborn." He states, running his hand through his hair.
"You did your best. Snap the fuck out of it." This boy sighed, shaking his head.
"Damn idiot. Why did you think it was a smart idea to electrocute yourself?" This question again?
"Well, if I happened to die at the moment, maybe I would have turned into Frankenstein!" Before he can complain, Nemuri cuts him off.
"Don't bother asking. He gave me a completely different answer." Shouta pinches the bridge of his nose.
"Of course, he did."
"Bitch, I'm right here!" Hizashi chuckles at the whole scene, knowing I'm trying to forget this mess, "What time is it?"
"Two in the morning," Hizashi states while the two discuss what happened while Shouta was out.
"So party time!"
"I think most people are asleep at this time."
"Yet here we fucking are! Think I can get out early?" The two cut their conversation at that comment. Both Nemuri and Shouta glare at me.
"No, you brat. You need to rest." Shouta tries to shove in my head.
"Shouta, we both know that ain't fucking happening. The moment I get out of this, I'm walking out of here. This is driving me insane as is." I am as serious as I can be.
"I want you to think for a moment. You got electrocuted. Sure, it didn't do major damage, but you managed to burn your injuries, which made the operation harder. Better safe than sorry."
"Better safe than sorry my ass. I don't care. I want out of this hell." Before Shouta can continue, Hizashi becomes the barrier.
"Leave Izuku be. Let him get out first and see the damage. You are trying to hold down the most hyperactive kid in the world. It's torture." Thank fucking GodGod Hizashi relates! I start focusing on my breathing. The room goes quiet. After too long, the doctor from earlier comes in and removes the torture devices. The moment the final one is undone, I jump off the bed shakey. The moment I land, I bounce on my tippy toes while rubbing my hands together. If I am supposed to feel something, I don't right now.
"Sir, you shouldn't be up yet-" The doctor tries to start as he tries to get me back in the bed, but I cut him off with a growl.
"Try being tied down for no fucking reason. Waking up like that. You're lucky I didn't have a panic attack, or else I would have ruined your hard work." Harsh, but that's honestly the truth. Hizashi walks up to me and takes my hands to look at the palms. Oh, I broke skin! I'm surprised I didn't smell it. I guess my panic was stronger. I look away because I don't want to see that shit. The doctor sighs, grabs some nearby bandaging, and sterilizes it before placing a bandaid on both palms.
"Is this a common occurrence?" The doctor asks.
"If I get tied up more often, then yes. Otherwise, no." I snap back. I know I'm being rude, but I absolutely hate being in one place. You can't blame me for being on edge, " When can I get out?"
"As you are showing no signs of pain and are healing well, you can leave now. Your guardian will sign you out- hey, you have to be signed out first!" Like I'm waiting for that shit! I walk out of the room, completely ignoring the doctor. I can hear someone hot on my heels, but I don't bother to slow down as I figure my way through the hospital. I take a guess that it's Hizashi as he is probably the only one I'm willing to deal with right now. Shouta has to sign me out, and logically Nemuri would stay with him.
"Izuku, wait! You have to change first!" Hizashi runs up beside me to show a bag of what I presume is clothes. I guess hospital clothing is inappropriate unless I'm picking people up, huh? I take the bag, walk into the nearest bathroom, and remove the hospital outfit before putting on my own through gritted teeth.
Oh, so now I feel the pain! Yup, expected!
I manage to get my boxers and shorts on because I can do that shit one-handed with some pain. Thankfully, Stain didn't hit the knife in the knee. It still hurts, though. The shirt I have a couple of problems with because I can't lift my arm. I bite my tongue to make sure I don't curse as I don't think I should in a hospital. I don't need a new ghost after me at the moment.
"Zuku, you need help?" I hear Hizashi's worry outside the door. Well, I'm not getting anywhere anyway, so might as well.
"Please?"
"Do you have your pants on?" Oh yeah, we don't need him getting in trouble for that.
"I do. Get in here." I unlock the door, and he comes in, locking the door behind him. He flinches at the wrapped shoulder, but the dipwad laughs at the position my shirt is in.
"Help me, you dick!" So much for keeping the ghost away.
"Hey! There is no need to be so rude about it!" Hizashi laughs out as he starts fixing the shirt for me to make it possible. I can tell you this isn't my shirt because it has a cat on it.
Shouta is an ass. Hizashi laughs at my distaste for the shirt.
"He couldn't get your case open, so he had Nemuri go to the store and pick something up. He specifically asked for the cat. Don't worry, we already got it cleaned for you." Oh yeah, my case requires a code because I was afraid Shouta would break in and try to take all the shit I wasn't supposed to have on me. I needed the silly string in my life!
"Good. Shouta doesn't need to be in there."
"What do you have in there, bombs?"
"Please! Hacking security to let me through with that would be a bitch!" The possible ghost is probably questioning my sanity.
"I have no idea then, little listener. You need help with socks and shoes?"
"Shoes, yes. I don't want socks."
"Why not?"
" I'm afraid they will rub against the bandages." We manage to get the shoes on before walking out to see Shouta and Nemuri waiting outside of the restroom. I do catch Shouta smirking at me as the asshole would.
Though let's be honest with ourselves for a moment: I just want out of here. I don't care if I'm limping now because I can feel pain. Thank GodGod nobody tries to get me in the wheelchair, or else I would have a fit.
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So we are out of the ugly heaven, and I have no idea where we are! Too bad, CAT isn't with us to help or my phone as it was sent back to the hotel. I just started walking in a random direction and hoped we get there.
"You have no idea where you are going, do you?" Shouta asks tiredly.
"No. I'm just looking for a Mcdonalds or KFC or something."At least I am honest. With a sigh, Shouta walks up behind me, grabs my shoulders, and turns me to face across the street. What is across the road, you may ask?
The real fucking heaven.
A fucking KFCs.
Thankfully, nobody is on the road because it's too early in the morning. I dash across with sparkles in my eyes with no regard for my safety.
FUCK PAIN!
LOVE FOOD!