Ash: alright I'm adding him now...
Luke: hello?
Ash: Hey Luke
Luke: what's up?
Ash: nothing really
Ash: those other idiots in the chat are my friends
Cal: hellooo
Mikey: hi
Luke: hi Ashton's friends!
Cal: Helloo, I'm Calum but you could call me cal
Luke: Alright :)
Mikey: I'm Michael but you can call me Mikey
Luke: k, I like you're name dude :)
Mikey: thanks, I got it for my birthday
Ash: *facepalm*
Luke: haha didn't we all?
Mikey: oh yeah I guess hah
Cal: so Luke, darling. How did you meet our sweet little ashypoo?
Luke: ashypoo? XD
Ash: shut up you dick
Cal: oh hush
Ash: you've said "oh hush" like 30 times in this convo
Cal: anyway, Luke back to the question
Luke: oh right, I was kinda just walkin down the street and I ran into him and knocked him over and then somehow we became friends
Ash: My ass still hurts from falling
Mikey: sure ash, that's why your ass hurts
Luke: lol
Cal: so do you knock over a lot of people?
Luke: not really
Luke: but I was at the mall today and I ran into this hot guy and he had like bright red hair
Cal: oh really?
Luke: yeah, we talked for a bit but I had to go to school so I had to leave
Cal: did you get a picture of him
Luke: no lol, but he took a picture of me "when I wasn't looking"
Mikey: how could you tell
Luke: his flash was on.
Ash: ..... Wow
Ash: what an idiot
Mikey: oh yeah, I'd hate to be that dork
Luke: yeah lol but he was really cute, he was all flustered and smiley. I wish I would have gotten his number or something
Cal: oh yeah well... Better luck next time
Luke: yeah I suppose
Mikey: just curious
Mikey: on a scale from 1-10 how hot was the guy?
Ash: r u serious rn
Mikey: just answer the question Lucas
Luke: ugh probably like 9.8
Cal: oh that's good looking
Luke: yeah haha
Cal: I have another question
Luke: uh alright
Ash: oh lord
Cal: on a scale from 1-10 how much did you want to put him in handcuffs and fuck him?
Ash: Calum!
Luke: 9
Mikey: OH DAMN!
Luke: I kid you not, he was very attractive
Ash: who knows maybe he'll be at the mall again tomorrow @ 12:45 in the food court
Luke: .....um okay
Luke: how are you so sure?
Cal: yeah Michael how can Ash be so sure?
Luke: I'm so confused
Ash: that "hot" guys is actually Michael
Luke: wait are you serious?
Mikey: heh hi....
Luke: no you aren't him. You can't be
Mikey: why can't I be?
Luke: send me a pic of yourself
Cal: what kind of pic? *wink wink*
Mikey: *image attached*
Luke: holy shit
Luke: that's you!
Mikey: yeah haha.....
Luke: well this is awkward.
Mikey: a little
Cal: it wasn't awkward when you told me and ash that you wanted to have kids with him
Luke: you said that?
Mikey: that's weird isn't it??
Luke: a little but i don't mind
Mikey: alright when I just need to tell you something. It may be weird by I'm gunna just say it so I get this off my chest and then we can go back to normal
Luke: alright....
Mikey: YOU ARE SO FUCKIBG HOT JESUS AN OH LORD I WANT TOU TO FUCK KE SO HARD AND FUCK I REALLY LIKE YOU AN YOU HAVE A FUCKING LIP RING! DID YOU KNOW THAT HUH? I IT IGH IT LOOKS DO FUCKIN GOOD JESUS SHITT I FUCKING CANT AND YOU MAKE ME ALL HOBY AND HAVE MY BABIED PLEASE!¡!¡
Cal: HAHhHahahhahaha
Ash: I'm so sorry about him Luke
Luke: oh no it's fine really. I really want to fuck you to soo
Mikey: holy hot damn
Mikey: I think I'm having a seizer
Ash: hahah
Mikey: my mom came in to see if I was okay
Luke: you're so funny Mikey
Mikey: ugh
Mikey: don't call me Mikey anymore
Luke: why? :/
Mikey: call me the man of your dreams ;)
Luke: alright babe XD
Mikey: OHHHH SHIET
Mikey: GUYS HE CALLED ME BABE
Ash: I'm aware yes
Cal: HEY LUKE! YOU KNOW ANY HOT FIREFIGHTER MENS?!
Luke: only my brother Jack but he's not hot
Cal: send me pic
Ash: you are so thirsty
Luke: *image attached*
Cal: GIVE ME HIS DIGIts!
Cal: THAT MAN IS SEXAYYY
Luke: ew no
Luke: Mikey is sexy
Mikey: no lukey is sexy
Ash: why am I not sexy :(?
Mikey: you're sexy babyycakes
Cal: oh yeah you're the sexiest ashy
Ash: yay!
Luke: hey guys I gotta go, Ive got school
Mikey: aww alright
Luke: its alright babe, I'll see you tomorrow @ 12:45 in the food court
Mikey: asjkgfkajh
Ash: Talk to you later luke
Luke: will do :) bye
Cal: wAIT I NEVER GOT YOUR BROTHERS DIGITS!
Luke: bye Calum.
Mikey: bye lukey xx
Luke: bye sweet heart x