Oh boy, Shouta is salty! The moment I came back to him and Mom, he told mom to go home, used his scarf as a leash and wrapped it around me, and forced me home. The moment we got back, he pushed me on the couch.
"I honestly don't know why I haven't expelled you yet." Shouta groans, glaring me down.
"That's what everybody is asking," I tell him, laying back.
"Brat. I want you to give me a reason why I shouldn't expel you here and now." I look up at him, making sure to look at him in the eyes.
"I have already proven to be a valuable asset as a hero due to my skill-set. I have proven myself to be reliable when needed to be. I have a high level of unpredictability, meaning you don't know what could happen to me after you remove me from the class. I'm already a target for the League of Villains, so if I join them, I could take this whole show down in one fell swoop." Shouta sighs.
"At least you're serious about it. However, you can be a danger to heroes as well with how you act. You don't show the level of professionalism you should."
"Couldn't that be an advantage? Bad people expect heroes to act a certain way. Heroes can become predictable whether we like to admit it or not. Also, your hero costume looks to the point that people think you're a hobo instead of a pro-hero, so..." Had to pull out that card again.
"I guess? The only reason you aren't expelled is that you have shown that you can take things seriously when needed to be. Outside of that, I bet if someone put a gun to your head that you would be making jokes."
"I would tell them to pull the trigger!" I say way too happy.
". . . I'm going to hope that's a joke and move on. I'm still going to punish you. I could care less what Nezu says. Let's go." Shouta stands up, keeping the scarf leash on me as we leave.
"Hold the phone, where are we going?"
"You'll see." Shouta then starts running, forcing me to run with him. Thank God I decided to stay in shape.
"Shouta, I know you want a cat, but your apartment doesn't allow you to have any. I can build you your own CAT if you seriously want a cat." I tell Shouta as we arrive at our location.
The Fucking Pet Store.
"We're not here for that," Shouta responds, entering the store, dragging me along. He leads us to the section with the collars before picking up a black collar with paws, " Move your hair." Hold up, what?
"What the fuck, why?" Without a response, he pulls me over to him to lock the collar around my neck. It takes everything not to flinch because we both know I hate being touched in general, let alone the neck. He tugs at it before he grabs a leash, attaches it to the collar, removes the scarf from me, and holds the rope. Oh God, I see so many problems. He drags me over to the kennel section, picking up the largest kennel and setting it on the ground.
"Get in."
"Do I get the rainbow collar instead?"
"No."
"Then, no." The next thing I know, I'm on the ground and being shoved the kennel, "WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS?!"
"If you're going to act like a troublesome brat, you're going to be treated like a cat." Um, I see so many faults in his plan if the cops don't come first.
"Okay, then?" He heads to the food section to pick up three cans of Fancy Cat Food with two bowls for food and water after he gets me out of the kennel. We then head to the counter, receiving a weird look from the cashier. It doesn't help the poor boy has to walk around to scan the collar on my neck and leash, " Like what you see?"
"Um..." The cashier blushes as he stutters.
"Izuku, shut up for five seconds." Shouta glares at me. I don't think he understands.
"You were asking for it the moment you brought us here." He doesn't bother to respond to that. After we pay for the items, he forces us to leave. I sincerely hope we run into cops because that will be funny to see how he gets out of that situation. Shouta drags us into a new store that happens to be a costume store. Of course, I could care less about that right now, so I pull out my phone to text the group. The man is too focused on whatever goal he has anyway.
I'm Fucking Bored So I Created This Chat
Izuku: Alright, everyone is home, yes?
Everyone thumbs up Izuku's comment except Izuku.
Aoyama: You know how to make the night sparkle, moi!
Izuku: I hope so, darling!
Iida: Izuku, What were you thinking?
Izuku: That it was the fourth of July?
Iida: I can't help but worry about your mental health.
Momo: I have to agree with Iida.
Izuku: I don't think there is a problem.
Iida: How did you get the fireworks?
Izuku: Dark web.
Kaminari: I've been trying to get to that place for years! Help me, Izuku!
Izuku: Sure thing, son.
Kaminari: Thank you!
Iida: I should really report you.
Izuku: The worst they can do is put me in a mental hospital, and I can escape that easily! Can't be much harder than a police station!
Tokoyami: Where true darkness lies.
Iida: What!?
Izuku: The truth! Oh yeah, so Aizawa saw what happened, so if he asks ya'll how ya'll knew that was going to happen, just say you didn't and that I told you just to meet there.
Momo: And how do you know that?
Izuku: He found me and wrapped me up in his scarf like I'm a fucking child.
I slip my phone back in my pocket as we arrive at a particular section of the store. It has fucking headbands with cat ears and tails. Shouta picks up black ears and a tail, forces me to put them on, so I avoid stomach bruising, and we pay them. As I leave, I get back on my phone, keeping a close eye on the unaware man in front of me.
Kaminari: We need to save dad Kirishima Sero!
Sero: In case you haven't noticed, Izuku got himself stuck with one of the scariest teachers ever!
Kirishima: You have to admit that it is manly as hell.
Jiro: That is just stupidity.
Kirishima: He did give us a good show. I can join the mission.
Izuku: I'm good, I can outrun him.
Kaminari: What about your parents?
Izuku: Link (It's a picture of Izuku holding up a middle finger with his tongue out. The collar is still on him with a leash attached. Cat ears on.)
Ashido: Izu, what is with the collar!?
Izuku: I'm being forced to wear it. It's punishment.
Ashido: It's cute! You should wear it often.
Izuku: No idea how I feel about that.
Izuku: Oh shit, gotta go, later!
Izuku is offline.
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So, you may be wondering what the hell Shouta is doing with his life now that he tied up a little boy? Geez, that sounds wrong. Someone needs to throw me off a cliff and leave me there. Anyway, he forced me to sleep on the floor last night.
Thank above, I wash that floor every day.
This morning, Shouta dragged the kennel into the corner of the classroom and forced me in there with the collar and everything! Then, he leaves! It doesn't help that he decided to take away all electronics and made me work out twice the amount than usual. The worst part is that there is a sign on it that says 'Leave Izuku here. He has been bad. No electronics for him either. - Aizawa.'
"Izuku, what are you doing in a kennel?" Iida asks since he is the first one in here. Thinking about it, he looks off. He did last night too now that I think about it. More drawn-back. Yes, I can notice this shit.
"Apparently, this is the punishment for last night," I respond back, trying to get comfortable.
"Isn't there a better way to do this?"
"Probably."
I will say that the reactions are amusing. Most of the students pull out their phones to take a picture with me flipping them off as they do so. This leads to a lashing from Iida, but oh well. I then realize Shouta had put a can of Fancy Feast with water. I know it's supposed to be a joke and I'm not supposed to eat it, but I'm considering it now.
"Hey, is it healthy for me to eat this?" I show the can to the class.
"Yes, you damn nerd," Bakugo responds. I think he would say yes either way. I look to the rest.
"I don't know, maybe?" Kaminari tells me. Welp, I have my way out. Shouta enters the class. Somehow, we're already seated. Well, except me.
"Before I start, did any of you know what Izuku was going to do last night? I saw most of you in front of the gate." The class pales. I told you so! They all shake their head," Thought so. His punishment may seem subtle, but that's only because he would probably break himself to prove me wrong." The sad part is that he's right. He continues," Onto the main topic, everyone here has internship ships coming up in a couple of weeks. Some of you have offers, but it would take too much time to go over each of them, so I'm just going to show them on the board." With the click of a button, a board appears out of nowhere.
"Someone update me of what's on the board. I can't see."
"No one sent you offers, Izuku," Shouta tells me bluntly. The reality check I needed!
"Hold up. Not only did Izuku make his own weapons, but he also won the first two rounds! Why would no one want him? He is manly as hell." Kirishima asks.
"They don't want to get in trouble for getting the quirkless brat hurt. Furthermore, my ways at the festival were reckless, not something a hero would look for. I appreciate the sentiment, though." I tell him with the lack of my usual emotion. Everyone turns to the kennel in surprise. Shouta continues his speech.
"Normally the numbers are more spread out, but they were looking for specific people this year. For those with offers, I already sorted through what would be best for you, and you will choose from there. If you didn't receive an offer, you will still be going on an internship. Some agencies are looking to accept students. You will have a week to decide who you will be going with. Choose something that makes sense. For now, you will be coming up with your hero names. You can change them later one, but know that it can stick with you permanently, so don't do something stupid. I suck at this kind of thing so-"
"I'm here to help you decide on a name that matches you!" Nemuri interrupts as she slams the door open, looking over the class.
"She will decide if your name will stick or not. I'm taking a nap. Izuku, you're going last, and I have to approve because I don't trust either of you with your hero name." Shouta states. DAMN!
"Where is Izuku?" Welp.
"Meow, bitch," I say from my kennel. Nemuri notices before bursting out laughing, overriding the comments about no cursing.
"My God! That's your form of punishment, Aizawa?! It looks like something else completely." This causes everyone to blush except a lucky few, including me, as I clap slowly.
"Midnight, you can say bondage." Shouta shows us his most disappointed look. Don't worry; it's normal!
"This is why I don't trust you two." He pushes the kennel away, causing me to fall to my side as the kennel flips. He jumps in the sleeping bag and passes out.
Nemuri passes out boards to everyone except me because there is simply no way for me to access it before we get ten minutes to come up with something.
I have plenty.
I don't want to be next to the hobo, so I scooted the kennel to where I can see the front since we are presenting our names. In return, I get a glare from Shouta, and I can hear a couple of chuckles here and there. Of course, we have the chihuahua.
"Deku, shut up." Bakugo glares at me through the kennel.
"In case you haven't noticed, I'm in a kennel. Furthermore, I'm too fucking short to reach the ceiling." I snark back.
"You know what I'm talking about. I thought you were supposed to be the genius here."
"Oh, a guessing game?! Hmm, let's see. You want me to reach up and kiss you somehow to shut your mouth?" The few brave souls in the room burst out laughing. This means my children Kaminari, Sero, and Kirishima plus Nemuri are laughing because we're stupid souls.
"DEKU!"
"What, you want something more special? I can sing you a song?" The next thing I know, the cage is kicked HARD, "Excuse me, but no! No kicking the class pet! Meow!" Nemuri steps in, forcing Bakugo back to his seat.
"Settle down, both of you. You're like wild animals." She states as she walks back to the front.
"You're not wrong. I'm a cat." I say, grabbing my fake tail and whipping it as a cat would. Nemuri shakes her head, face-palming.
"Are you kids ready?" Everybody nods, " Alright! Who wants to go first?"
"Me, Madam Midnight!" Aoyama struts up to the front like a movie star (I need lessons) and flips his board around, " The Shining Hero: Can Not Stop Twinkling!" Imagine trying to say that.
"Shorten the can not to can't, and I will approve." That is still too long in my opinion.
"Yes, mois!" He shortens the name before going back to his seat.
"I want to go next!" My wife Ashido says as she walks to the front, spinning her board around, " The Ridley Hero: Alien Queen!"
"Like those scary things in the movies?! Absolutely not!" Midnight, I'm getting mixed messages here. It doesn't help I have to deal with Shouta as well. Pretty sure he will deny all my names. Anyway, I'm too lazy to show the whole interaction, so here is your list of students and their hero names in order. I guess I can give my opinion on them as well.
Aoyama Yuga: The Shining Hero: Can't Stop Twinkling - Too fucking long. Also, isn't there a movie called the shining about killing people or something?
Ashido Mina: Pinky - Simple and cute, though I like her original name more.
Tsuyu Asui: Froppy - Fucking adorable.
Iida Tenya: Tenya - Uncreative as hell. Like, there are so many names. He could have been Mustang or Sonic! Kind of ruins it.
Uraraka Ochacho - Uravity - Simple and cute.
Ojiro Mashirao - Martial Arts Hero: Taliman - Alright then! Not much to say there!
Kaminari Denki - Stun Gun Hero: Chargebolt - Sounds flipping cool.
Kirishima Eijiro - Sturdy Hero: Red Riot - His hero name is based on the old hero Crimson Riot. Not much else to say, though Midnight did tell him that he would have to have high standards because of how well the hero did. He's willing to accept the challenge!
Koda Koji - Petting Hero: Anima - Too much cuteness!
Sato Rikido - Sweets Hero: Sugarman - I can see the kids loving him. Reminds me I need to head over and make some cookies with him. His quirk is a representation of me, except I'm just hyper as hell.
Shoji Mezo - Tentacle Hero: Tentacole - Cool sounding. Thinking pokemon still.
Jiro Kyoka - Hearing Hero: Earphone Jack - I just realized, what is up with students putting what type of hero they are in front of their hero name? Seems inconvenient! Anyway, I stick with it.
Sero Hanta - Taping Hero: Cellophane - I kind of don't get it, but alright.
Tokoymai Fumikage - Jet-Black Hero: Tsukuyomi - That is one name I probably will not remember, but okay!
Todoroki Shoto - Shoto - Fucking damn it.
Hagakure Toru - Stealth Hero: Invisible Girl - Sounds like an old superhero to me before quirks were around. Not sure.
Bakugo Katsuki - UNDECIDED - Okay, so he tried to go with 'King Explosion Murder' and 'Lord Explosion Murder,' but that shit ain't going through! Imagine telling your kids when they ask who you are (not that he should have any). Oh yeah, I'm fucking King Explosion Murder! Yeah, that would create some traumatized kids because we are mentally getting weaker over generations! Like, I'm surprised we can joke still!
Skipping over me.
Mineta Minoru - Fresh-Picked Hero: Grape Juice - Yeah, you're fresh-picked, alright. Probably picked from the point of being wine. Shitty wine.
Momo Yaoyorozu - Everything Hero: Creati - I can roll with it.
Now with all that out of the way, time for my grand entrance!
"Aizawa, wake up. It's Izuku turn." Nemuri states, walking over to the man to kick him awake.
"What the hell? What?" Shouta glares her down.
"Izuku's turn."
"Dang it...alright, let's get this over with." When he sits up, he looks over to find an unusual sight, " Izuku, did you seriously eat what's in the can?"
"Yes. I'm a hungry boi. Do I get out now?" Yes, I am eating the fancy feast. Shouta sighs before unlocking, and I immediately jump out, "FREEDOM- FUCK!" I forgot I had a leash. He drags me to the front while throwing the board and marker at me. I write down my name before showing it to the class."Graphite," I state. Nemuri is hiding her laughter as I grinned darkly. Some of the students look scared for my life.
"I'm...surprised you came up with something not bad...why?"
"Graphite is in the lead of the pencil." Yes, I'm attempting to pay tribute to Eraserhead.
"Nevermind, no. I don't want to be referenced by you at all."
"I tried," I write down another name before showing, "P-Star." Nemuri bursts out laughing.
"I hope you aren't-"
"It means a porn star. I tried to censor it! I just need to match my outfit with Midnight too, and I have the whole facade!"
"I'm not having a student walking out of here in a stripper's outfit. I don't know why they let Midnight do it at all."
"They are over-protective now!" Nemuri whines.
"Yeah, not like I'm going to be a public figure anyway!" I relay. The class looks up, the laughter calming down.
"Hold up. Izuku, the boy who sang at the Sport's Festival like it was a concert, wants to be an underground hero?" Shouta asks, obviously not believing me. Haven't had that expression in a while.
"Well, yeah. If I go public, I can become predictable. I need to be as unpredictable as possible. That is basically my secret quirk. Besides, heroes in public only do what they see. I want to help those who slip through the damn too big cracks. Besides, it isn't like an agency is going to accept me anyway." Shouta smirks at me. HE SMIRKS! IT'S NOT A SMILE BUT CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME! Not that it looks good anyway, but oh well.
"For once, you're realistic, and I can give you props on that. However, you still need a decent hero name." Next name on the list.
"Present Bitch." Some of the students laugh.
"No, next. Without referencing a hero." Damn.
"Divorce."
"What kind of story are you going to tell with that? If anything, it's worse than Bakugo's hero name." I'm proud. Shouta roasted Bakugo, and the chihuahua is seething and can't do shit!
"Any villain who runs across me will have their relationships ruined."
"Something else." Welp, time to be serious.
"Tech-Sass."
"You were messing with me the whole time."
"Yip. Should have trusted me."
"You still would have made a joke of it."
"Correct. You just gave yourself a headache."
"Whatever, that's your hero name. Everyone get out of here. I'm done with ya'll."
Harsh mate. However,
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