Ash: babeeeee
Ash: please answer me back
Ash: I'm sorryyyy :(
Cal: fuck you
Ash: I'm sorry baby
Cal: fuck
Cal: you
Ash: common it wasn't that bad
Cal: I'm still washing pizza sauce out of places pizza sauce should never be
Ash: I'm sorry, I thought making homemade pizza with my boyfriend would be cute...
Cal: it was cute until you dump sauce on me!
Ash: I said I was sorry like a million times! pls forgive me babyy
Cal: no
Cal: you may not be forgiven
Ash: please
Cal: no
Ash: pleaseeee
Cal: nooooooo
Ash: what do I have to do to make you forgive me?
Cal: .......
Ash: you want me to fuck you, don't you?
Cal: I'm not saying you have tooo
Cal: but if you want me to forgive you, making the sex is probably the best way....
Ash: you're so fucking adorable
Cal: I try ;)
Ash: so should I come over now?
Cal: please
Ash: haha alright babe, b there soon x
Cal: k
Cal: oh an just sayin.... You may find some pizza sauce surprises...