*Disclaimer! I do not own any of these references or songs or characters aside from Roxy! Enjoy!*
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Anakin: I've connected the dots!
Obi-wan: You didn't connect shit.
Anakin: I've connected them!
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Padme: All women are QUEENS!
Tarkin: If she breathes...she's a THOOOTTT!!!!!!!
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Rex: I should have left you on that street corner where I found you...
Roxy: BuTcHyA DiDn'T!!!
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The Chancellor: No off topic questions. Because I don't want to. No, no, permission denied. That's an off topic question, next. You have been stopped!
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Rex, filming Anakin and Obi-wan: Two bro's, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay!
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Roxy: *Looking at batteries* AA....AAA......AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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The 501st drunk off their asses: A potato flew around my room!
*SCREAMING*
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Barris: Hey I'm lesbian...
Ahsoka: I thought you were Mirialan?
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Wolffe, after a mission and being around the 501st or the 412th: I don't get no sleep cause of y'all, y'all ain't gonna sleep cause of me!! *Banging pans together*
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Kix: Hardcase, get on the speeder we're going to the vet.
Hardcase: Why? Is one of the dogs sick?
Kix: No, I'm just taking you in to get you put down cause I'm sick of your shit.
Hardcase: O-O NNNOOOOOOO
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Hardcase, in the ER after gluing himself to something again
Kix:...I can't decide whether you should live or die...
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Jesse: So I'm sitting there...BBQ sauce on my titties
Roxy: *Dying of laughter*
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Fives: I saw you hanging out with Cody the other day.
Echo: Fives! It's not what you think!
Fives: *Pulling out his gun* I won't hesitate, bitch!
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(I'm realizing halfway through this probably isn't very funny, is it? Oh well.)
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Ahsoka: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does!
Anakin: *facepalm*
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Rex: Look at all those clankers...
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The 412th: Raindrops on roses, and whiskers on kittens!
The 501st: STICKING MY DICK IN ROTISARY CHICKENS!!!!
Bonus: Yoda: in rotisary chickens, sticking my dick in.
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Echo: I am the let brain I am the left brain I work really hard til my inevitable death brain, you got a job to do, you better do it right, and the right way is with the left brains might.
Hardcase: I LIKE OREOS AND P***Y
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Obi-wan or Anakin: I love you...bitch. Ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch.
Satine or Padme: Oh my God..
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Anakin: *trying to take a nice picture of the squad* Can you guys say Corruscant?
Roxy: *Speeding past on a speeder* I'M A GIRAFFE
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Cody: Uh, Waxer could you read number 23 for us?
Waxer: No I cannot, whattup, I'm Waxer I'm 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read.
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Yoda: Hi, I'm Yoda and I'm your freestyle dance teacher. *Starts flailing his little limbs*
Everyone else: *Backs away slowly*
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Wolffe: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!? THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENSES!!!!
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The 501st on Umbara whenever Krell speaks: dadadada dadadada dododododododododo FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING BULLSHIT HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKER
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Lux: Oh sorry I fell asleep waiting on you to make me a sandwhich.
Wolffe, Ahsoka, Rex, Roxy, basically everyone: Go back to sleep, and starve!
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Kit-Fisto: *RAH!
Mace Windu: Stopppp, I coulda dropped my croissant!
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Roxy: *Jamming out to the smoke alarm, unbothered that she may die*
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Cody: You ready to fuckin die!?
Rex: I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me!
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Hardcase: I'm JOHN CENA!!! *Plays the recorder with his nose*
Rex: *Disappointed*
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Ahsoka: Roxy? Is that a weed?
Roxy: No this is a crayon..
Ahsoka: I'm calling the police! *puts the number in the microwave*
911whatsyouremergency!?
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Lux: hey everyone how you doin?
Roxy: *Growling and snarling*
Lux: *Screams*Get yo fuckin dog bitch!
Ahsoka: It don't bite...
Lux: Yes it do!
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Cody: *Sleeping peacefully*
the squad of my dorks: *Shaking him violently*
WAKE ME UP INSIDE!!!!!!!!
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Obi-wan filming Anakin in a glass elevator*
Anakin: *Dabbing*
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Kix: *playing the beginning of sail on keyboard*
Roxy: SAIL!!!!! *Smashes keyboard*
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Wolffe: *mixes all sodas from machine together* Fuck you
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Ahsoka: Hey Roxy, you want some? *hands her a can of soda*
Roxy: This bitch empty, YEET! *LAUNCHES THE FUCKING CAN ACROSS THE BASE*
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Yoda: I smell like beef. I smell like beef. I smell like beef. I SMELL LIKE BBEEEEEEEFFF
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Tarkin: I mean, four female Jedi, the femenists are taking over. I'M AN ADULT VIRGIN
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Kix: *Pours a bowl a lemons* Well, when life gives you lemons!
*thomas the tank engine ending*
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Roxy: *Singing* Who's that sexy thing I see over there? *Looks in mirror, screams* WHAT THE FUCK! Oh my God, Sorry, No I'm ugly!
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Ok, I think that's all I've got. Enjoy? lol