Valkyrie: Does anyone have any embarrassing stories of Skulduggery?
Skulduggery: I'm naturally perfect
Ghastly: I've got Plenty
Dexter: As do I
Saracen: There are heaps of embarrassing stories from the war
Skulduggery: What happened to the "what happened in war stays in war"
Dexter: My friend, I think we can bend the rules. Centuries have passed
Valkyrie: Oh I'm looking forward to this
Fletcher: Guys do tell, what did Skulduggery look like when he was a human?
Skulduggery: Amazingly good looking, drew all women to me
Saracen: Yeah you sure did draw did draw the attention of that girl
Dexter: Oh are we talking about Xsarea?
Skulduggery: Not her again....
Valkyrie: Who was she?
Skulduggery: No one
Saracen: Skulduggery's first girlfriend
Skulduggery: Oh god....
Dexter: She was pretty, I'll give you that
Saracen: I recall Dexter trying in vain to flirt with her. But nay, she was already in love with Skulduggery
Skulduggery: I was quite the charmer
Fletcher: Surprise Skulduggery had a charming side
Skulduggery: Hence why I am now dating the most beautiful girl on the planet
China: Aw thank you xx
Skulduggery: Meanwhile Fletcher you are stuck with the average Valkyrie Cain
Valkyrie: Hey!
Skulduggery: Relax Val
Saracen: Anyhow Skulduggery managed to go out with Xsarea against Dexter's wishes
Dexter: I still don't get how she picked him over me
Saracen: Skulduggery loved her. They went on little dates together. Skulduggery talked about her all the time
Dexter: Anyhow one day she left and Skulduggery was devastated
Valkyrie: Where'd she go?
Dexter: Who knows? She probably went to chase butterflies or something. She's probably regretting picking Skulduggery over me
Skulduggery: Still annoyed about that one huh
Dexter: I just don't get how she could resist my charms!!
Valkyrie: So where is she now
Saracen: Probably married to some guy by now. Probably forgot all about Skulduggery
Fletcher: Ouch
Xsarea: Hey Skulduggery. Long time no see
China: Stay away from my boyfriend!!!