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By miiarayner

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"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids" Lmao t... More

Usernames.
mcdonalds
tae leaves his shoes at the shops
jin cheats on namjoon
jungkook is actually 2 years old
jungkook finds a hot guy//namjoon comes out of the closet
yoongi gets a job
jimin is drunk.
name change
tae becomes gay while yoongi's cat can speak human
taes dog is human while bts find out that animals are horny.
jins inspiring speech.
a creepily attractive man follows namjoon// Profile updates
yoongi tries to steal jins bathbombs but smashes his window
christmas is easter??
jungkook ruins taes belief in the easter bunny
yoongi baby sits a mental kid
yoongi roasts jungkook after he ignored everyone
bts favourite pick up lines
jungkook tells jimin that he might have diabetes
bts and the chuck e cheese conspiracy
hoseok thinks jimin is a blob fish//name change
yoongi roasts bts
NEW BOOK// REQUESTS ARE OPEN
tanacon
hoseok gets his wisdom teeth removed
bts plans jimins birthday
jimins birthday was a disaster
bts on halloween part one
apprication bc like im not even affectionate so this is a rare moment
fetus
bts go trick or treating (halloween part 2)
tae thinks jimin is racist
hoseok is drunk
bts give their personal advice to one another.
creepy man watches Yoongi poop
yoongis tacobell craving
bts goes to college for the first time.
namjoons leaked nudes
bts go to the zoo bc they are secretly children
bts gets reasy for a performance
yoonmin??!! Rueufuruwid
bts play hide and seek
all nighter
merry chrysler
namjoon is not loved, while he thinks jimin is a hacker
name change
idk what the fuck to call this chapter
hurricane: part one
hurricane: part two
bts in quarantine
yoongi and jimin ๐Ÿ’” up
quick notice!
one night stand
book 2?

tae finds a weird shaped balloon

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By miiarayner

A/n sorry I've been grounded. couldn't publish. heh.

Yeetusfetusdeletus GUYS

Junglemyballs what

Yeetusfetusdeletus THIS IS AN EMERGENCY

Lazydipshit you woke me up from my nap, this better be important.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT tf is going on?

Yeetusfetusdeletus I FOUND A WEIRD SHAPED BALLOON

EatJin innocent child.

EatJin I know what your talking about.

Nampubes same.

EatJin ofc u do coz we used one last night.

Lazydipshit HOLY SHITEU-

toesrgudd69 exposed lol

toesrgudd69 hEh u guys did 👉🏻👌🏻 last night.

EatJin shoot yourself.

Yeetusfetusdeletus shut up u ugly rats

EatJin say that to my face and the next think you see is my fist in your guts.

Yeetusfetusdeletus ANYWAY, why is this balloon so stretchy? It also has a weird smell.

Yeetusfetusdeletus there's also white paint on it.

EatJin 0-0

EatJin Namjoon.....

Nampubes shit.

EatJin did he find it...

Nampubes I think he did.

Yeetusfetusdeletus found what?

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT you found the condom that Jin and Namjoon used last night and the white stuff is um stuff..

Yeetusfetusdeletus I know what white stuff is.

Yeetusfetusdeletus I'm not dumb.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT why did u call it white paint.

Yeetusfetusdeletus bc I don't wanna be gross.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT good point.

Yeetusfetusdeletus what's a condom.

Junglemyballs

EatJin protection.

Yeetusfetusdeletus protection from what?

EatJin pregnancy.

Yeetusfetusdeletus ohhh.

Yeetusfetusdeletus but men can't get pregnant.

Yeetusfetusdeletus so you didn't have to use it.

EatJin shit.

EatJin why is he right.

EatJin I just lost to an innocent 5 year old boy.

Yeetusfetusdeletus I'm 23

EatJin same thing.

Junglemyballs DKDIDIEIEOE 'same thing' he says yet there's an 18 year difference.

Nampubes I'm more concerned that you just did math.

Junglemyballs wait I was right?

Nampubes yeh unfortunately.

Junglemyballs heh I know meth.

Junglemyballs math*.

Yeetusfetusdeletus ew it tastes gross.

EatJin ........

toesrgudd69 did u just eat the fucking condom.

Yeetusfetusdeletus .

Lazydipshit WTF YOU DISGUSTING WHORE, THATS BEEN ON SOMEONES DICK AND IN SOMEONES ASS! Sorry I don't know who was top so I just put 'someone'

Nampubes I was top! 👌🏻

Junglemyballs tf ur proud of it?

EatJin your exposing us too much.

Nampubes sexual intercourse is a natural thing. It is okay to talk about. It's okay to talk about the parts of the body that is provided to make children.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT shut up.

Nampubes no u.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT ur the one who is making things awkward.

Nampubes die.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT no.

Nampubes ok.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT  bye.

Nampubes pie.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT ?

Lazydipshit  what the fuck.

toesrgudd69 I BAKED U A PIE.

toesrgudd69 OH BOI WHAT FLAVOUR?

toesrgudd69 PIE PIE PIE

toesrgudd69 DAD IM HUNGRY

toesrgudd69 HI HUNGRY IM DAD

toesrgudd69 WHY DID U NAME ME THIS WAY?

toesrgudd69 WHY WHY WHY?

Lazydipshit has left the conversation
toesrgudd69 he just can't stan my amazing singing.

Nampubes i stan

toesrgudd69 thanks

EatJin I'm disappointed.

toesrgudd69 :(

EatJin my kids are all mentally disabled.

toesrgudd69 wow. thanks.

EatJin yw.

toesrgudd69 has left the conversation

EatJin thank fuck he left.

Nampubes I'm dobbing on u.

EatJin snitches get stitches.

Nampubes :/

a/n hi how are ya? -Jeffree

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