♑𝐛𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐑𝐚𝐭 || 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜�...

By miiarayner

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"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids" Lmao t... More

Usernames.
mcdonalds
tae leaves his shoes at the shops
jin cheats on namjoon
jungkook is actually 2 years old
jungkook finds a hot guy//namjoon comes out of the closet
yoongi gets a job
jimin is drunk.
name change
tae becomes gay while yoongi's cat can speak human
taes dog is human while bts find out that animals are horny.
jins inspiring speech.
a creepily attractive man follows namjoon// Profile updates
yoongi tries to steal jins bathbombs but smashes his window
christmas is easter??
jungkook ruins taes belief in the easter bunny
yoongi baby sits a mental kid
yoongi roasts jungkook after he ignored everyone
bts favourite pick up lines
jungkook tells jimin that he might have diabetes
bts and the chuck e cheese conspiracy
hoseok thinks jimin is a blob fish//name change
yoongi roasts bts
NEW BOOK// REQUESTS ARE OPEN
tanacon
hoseok gets his wisdom teeth removed
bts plans jimins birthday
jimins birthday was a disaster
bts on halloween part one
apprication bc like im not even affectionate so this is a rare moment
fetus
bts go trick or treating (halloween part 2)
tae thinks jimin is racist
hoseok is drunk
bts give their personal advice to one another.
tae finds a weird shaped balloon
yoongis tacobell craving
bts goes to college for the first time.
namjoons leaked nudes
bts go to the zoo bc they are secretly children
bts gets reasy for a performance
yoonmin??!! Rueufuruwid
bts play hide and seek
all nighter
merry chrysler
namjoon is not loved, while he thinks jimin is a hacker
name change
idk what the fuck to call this chapter
hurricane: part one
hurricane: part two
bts in quarantine
yoongi and jimin πŸ’” up
quick notice!
one night stand
book 2?

creepy man watches Yoongi poop

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Junglemyballs added Lazydipshit to the chat

Lazydipshit hello my fellow disappointments

Yeetusfetusdeletus .-.

Lazydipshit I'm taking a shit right now

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT

Lazydipshit NONO like there's a twist and I'm scared.

PrincessJin what's wrong?

Lazydipshit I'm in a public bathroom. Well at Taco Bell since I ate like 3 meals so yeah.

Nampubes and?

PrincessJin changed their name to EatJin

EatJin ignore me

Lazydipshit I will in fact.

Lazydipshit ANYGAY

Lazydipshit this creepy man is looking through the gap of the door to my cubicle while I'm taking a shit.

Lazydipshit and I'm scared.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT KICK HIM IN THE FUCKING BALLS

toesrgudd69 good advice. 11/10

Lazydipshit I can't just get up off the toilet with my pants down and bust the door down and kick him the balls.

EatJin bust down thotianna yeah break that S H I T down.

Lazydipshit .-.

Lazydipshit what do I do.

Junglemyballs die

Lazydipshit you guys are useless.

Lazydipshit I told him to go away but he just laughed in this fucking girly voice.

toesrgudd69 lol I'd just be like..

Junglemyballs tf why am I in all these memes.

toesrgudd69 coz u are meme quality 👌🏻

Junglemyballs is that a compliment or..

toesrgudd69 no it means your an embarrassment

Lazydipshit GUYS

Lazydipshit he opened the door.

Lazydipshit and he's like doing something weird....

Lazydipshit too disturbing to say.

Nampubes don't just leave us with this suspense u bitch :/

Lazydipshit he just scared the shit out of me

Lazydipshit legit.

Lazydipshit not even joking.

Nampubes WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING JUST SAY IT FFS. YOUR ACTING AS IF WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT GOD!

Yeetusfetusdeletus namjesus has spoken.

Lazydipshit he's grinding on the cubicle door singing Dionysus .-.

Lazydipshit then he screamed so loud that I pooped.

Junglemyballs that's not scary that's funny as shit.

Lazydipshit if u were me you would be crying.

Junglemyballs shut up I'm sensitive.

Lazydipshit should I call the cops for sexual harassment.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT but he isn't raping you.

Lazydipshit what?

Lazydipshit he's legit watching me shit on a toilet and grinding on a cubicle door.

Lazydipshit isn't that illegal?

Nampubes idk.

Lazydipshit and u say you are smart .-.

Lazydipshit LMAO SOMEONE JUST WALKED IN WITH THEIR KID AND JUST SAW THIS MAN GRINDING ON A CUBICLE DOOR WHILE IM JUST SITTING ON A TOILET WHERE THE WHOLE WORLD CAN SEE ME AND THEY JUST WALKED STRAIGHT OUT WITH WIDE EYES.

Nampubes ksksksks and I oop and I oop

Yeetusfetusdeletus stop trying to be a VSCO girl.

Lazydipshit he's gone.

Lazydipshit I called security.

Lazydipshit I'm good.

Lazydipshit now I won't have to shit for a few days now :,)

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT tmi.

Junglemyballs sorry I was eating ramen what did I miss.

EatJin um it's better off u read it, it's a bit too hard to explain.

Junglemyballs ok.

Lazydipshit ok I'm on my way home losers.

Lazydipshit wow that was a bit crazy

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT that shit was funny asf.

Yeetusfetusdeletus lol

a/n idk what the fuck I just wrote pls send me help.

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