*for those of you that don't know Thor, he is a Marvel character who had similar experiences like Cal, and his hammer has powers like Mare. (Though Mare is stronger in my opinion)
Thor and Cal conversation:
Thor: so.
Cal: yes?
Thor: did your little brother betrayed you?
Cal: yeah
Thor: did he want the crown?
Cal: yes, he was really jealous, I never knew that about him. I thought he was good.
Thor: *sigh* me too.
Cal: he was also angry because I kissed his betrothed.
Thor: what?!
Cal: she's my girlfriend now.
Thor: okay... so they had nothing between them.
Cal: well, she kissed him too.
Cal: just a day after, really.
Thor: well, then....
Thor&Cal silently wishing they didn't have this conversation.
Cal: *awkwardly* so did your brother had ice blue eyes?
Thor: *amused* moving away from the girl topic? Yes, he had actually...
Cal: and black hair?
Thor: the similarly is starting to get disturbing...
Thor: though I didn't kiss his fiancée.
Cal: why would anyone marry a traitorous monster?
Thor: why did she agree?
Thor: sorry, what was her name again?
Cal: *snorts* her name's Mare.
Cal: she agreed because otherwise she and her entire family would have been murdered.
Thor: *deeply disturbed* well, isn't it just, lovely.
Cal: *looking down* it was still hard for me when he died.
Thor: I never gave up on him, I believed he was still good.
Thor: *tearing up* even when he died, fighting against our enemies.
Cal: I understand. I mourned the person he could be.
Thor: so did I. Every time he died.
Thor: the first...
Thor: the second...
Cal: *confused* what...?
Thor: even the last time, because it was real.
Cal: I'm sorry. Who killed him?
Thor: my sworn enemy, Thanos chocked him. I later cut his head of with my axe, stormbreaker.
Thor: which middly graded fool murdered your brother?
Cal: my girlfriend.
Thor: you Midgard people are more messed up then my compensation.
Cal: I lived it. Be thankful.
Thor: you may have been through much, but I have lived and saw misery and evil for fifteen hundred years.
Thor: I fought against the goddess of death, if you were in my place your brain will overload as your body will crumble.
Cal: you never fought her.
Thor: who?
Cal: she's much scarier than anything you have seen.
Thor: who us the girl you think can threaten the mighty Thor?
Door bangs open, Mare and Jane enter.
Jane, to Thor: babe, we need to go, we can't be late.
Mare, to Cal: move it girls! Or I'll electrocute your ass!!
Mare: *leaving*
Thor: *pale and scared* I see this is the girl.
Thor: she's terrifying.
Cal: you have no idea.
Jane: good luck to the poor boy who has to deal with her.
Cal: yeah, wish me luck.
Thor: are you....
Cal: yes, I'm her boyfriend.
Jane: really?
Cal: yes.
Lightning flash and a clap of thunder.
Cal: *sighing* we're screwed.