♡𝐛𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭 || 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜�...

By miiarayner

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"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids" Lmao t... More

Usernames.
mcdonalds
tae leaves his shoes at the shops
jin cheats on namjoon
jungkook is actually 2 years old
jungkook finds a hot guy//namjoon comes out of the closet
yoongi gets a job
jimin is drunk.
name change
tae becomes gay while yoongi's cat can speak human
taes dog is human while bts find out that animals are horny.
jins inspiring speech.
a creepily attractive man follows namjoon// Profile updates
yoongi tries to steal jins bathbombs but smashes his window
christmas is easter??
jungkook ruins taes belief in the easter bunny
yoongi baby sits a mental kid
yoongi roasts jungkook after he ignored everyone
bts favourite pick up lines
jungkook tells jimin that he might have diabetes
bts and the chuck e cheese conspiracy
hoseok thinks jimin is a blob fish//name change
yoongi roasts bts
NEW BOOK// REQUESTS ARE OPEN
tanacon
hoseok gets his wisdom teeth removed
bts plans jimins birthday
jimins birthday was a disaster
bts on halloween part one
apprication bc like im not even affectionate so this is a rare moment
fetus
bts go trick or treating (halloween part 2)
hoseok is drunk
bts give their personal advice to one another.
creepy man watches Yoongi poop
tae finds a weird shaped balloon
yoongis tacobell craving
bts goes to college for the first time.
namjoons leaked nudes
bts go to the zoo bc they are secretly children
bts gets reasy for a performance
yoonmin??!! Rueufuruwid
bts play hide and seek
all nighter
merry chrysler
namjoon is not loved, while he thinks jimin is a hacker
name change
idk what the fuck to call this chapter
hurricane: part one
hurricane: part two
bts in quarantine
yoongi and jimin 💔 up
quick notice!
one night stand
book 2?

tae thinks jimin is racist

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Nampubes HOW MANY SHRIMPS DO YOU HAVE TO EAT

Nampubes BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK

Nampubes EAT TOO MUCH AND YOU'LL GET SICK.

Nampubes SHRIMPS ARE PRETTY RICH

Nampubes DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DO DO DO DO DO *insert fortnite dance here*

Lazydipshit what the fuckery is this.

Junglemyballs ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

PrincessJin ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

Yeetusfetusdeletus ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

toesrgudd69 suck my ass.

Lazydipshit seriously what the fuck is going on

Nampubes


Lazydipshit kill yourself and your gay ass songs.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT BLACK

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT WHITE

Yeetusfetusdeletus racist

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT GREEN

Yeetusfetusdeletus shrek

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT OR BLUE

Yeetusfetusdeletus smurfs.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT SHOW OFF YOUR NATURAL YOU

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT FLAMINGO

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT OH OH OH OH

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT IF YOUR MULTI-COLOURED THATS COOL TO.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT 🏳️‍🌈

toesrgudd69 um so your calling us gay?

Yeetusfetusdeletus jimin your racist to black and white people and shrek and smurfs.

Junglemyballs lol jimin is a smurf coz there small as fuck.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY CANT TAKE A SILLY SONG AS A JOKE.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT also Tae your Christianity makes me question why your even alive at this point.

Yeetusfetusdeletus not my fault your racist to my beloved shrek. yeah he's my dad if you can't tell.

Lazydipshit yeah we can't tell.

Lazydipshit but we can see a similarity between papa smurf and Jimin

PrincessJin


Lazydipshit WHAT THE FUCK THAT LOOKS LIKE SOME STRANGER YOU'D SEE AS A KID AND HE'D ASK YOU IF YOU WANTED SOME CANDY SHIT OR A RIDE HOME LIKE BITCH EWWWW.

PrincessJin storytime with yoongiiiii.

Lazydipshit die in a hole bitch.

PrincessJin what did you say.

3 seconds later...

PrincessJin thought so....

toesrgudd69

Yeetusfetusdeletus wait so we're just going to ignore the fact the jimin was racist to so many childhood movies.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT SHUT UP YOU UGLY TRASHBAG!

Yeetusfetusdeletus someone's getting aggressive 🤡

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT BITCH IT AINT MY FAULT THAT I LIKE TO SING AND WHEN I SING YOUR STUPID NAMJESUS SELF ASSUMES IM RACIST COZ OF YOUR STUPID BELIEFS.

Nampubes preachhhhhh

toesrgudd69 has removed Nampubes from the chat

toesrgudd69 sorry but I remember the last time he said preach he drove me insane

Junglemyballs lmao I hate the prick anyway.

Jesus you'll pay for that one.

Jesus left the chat

Junglemyballs what in the actual shrek balls just happened?

Yeetusfetusdeletus racist.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT KIM TAEHYUNG YOU UGLY MOTHERFUCCA YOUR DRIVING ME INSANE

Yeetusfetusdeletus 😏😏😏😏😏😏

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT shut up you gay whore why does your mind have to be so dirty.

Yeetusfetusdeletus because I'm gay.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT well if you put it like that then ok.

PrincessJin WHO THE FUCK THROUGH OUT MY GUCCI SLIDES? THEY ARE AS EXPENSIVE AS YALL NASTY FUCKERS!

Junglemyballs 😳😳😳😳😳

PrincessJin Jeon....

PrincessJin fucking...

PrincessJin jeongguk

Lazydipshit damn he even did his actual name.... ooooop

Junglemyballs sorry I thought it was fake Gucci.

PrincessJin BITCH YOU KNOW I HAVE EXPENSIVE TASTE!

Junglemyballs shit your right.

Junglemyballs I hate to admit.

PrincessJin THEY COSTED MY $12,000

PrincessJin START SAVING BOI

Junglemyballs rip bank account

Junglemyballs can I just magically have money pls

Jungkook'sbankaccount no

Junglemyballs wtf.

A/n hi pls pray for me I have my sport carnival tomorrow and I have to do 200 and 100 metre race and I'm unfit as fuck :,). lmao watch me come last place I'll be tired by like taking one step.

also it's 12:00am Rn so idk what I just wrote but ok lol

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