♡𝐛𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭 || 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜�...

By miiarayner

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"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids" Lmao t... More

Usernames.
mcdonalds
tae leaves his shoes at the shops
jin cheats on namjoon
jungkook is actually 2 years old
jungkook finds a hot guy//namjoon comes out of the closet
yoongi gets a job
jimin is drunk.
name change
tae becomes gay while yoongi's cat can speak human
taes dog is human while bts find out that animals are horny.
jins inspiring speech.
a creepily attractive man follows namjoon// Profile updates
yoongi tries to steal jins bathbombs but smashes his window
christmas is easter??
jungkook ruins taes belief in the easter bunny
yoongi baby sits a mental kid
yoongi roasts jungkook after he ignored everyone
bts favourite pick up lines
jungkook tells jimin that he might have diabetes
bts and the chuck e cheese conspiracy
hoseok thinks jimin is a blob fish//name change
yoongi roasts bts
NEW BOOK// REQUESTS ARE OPEN
tanacon
hoseok gets his wisdom teeth removed
bts plans jimins birthday
jimins birthday was a disaster
bts on halloween part one
apprication bc like im not even affectionate so this is a rare moment
bts go trick or treating (halloween part 2)
tae thinks jimin is racist
hoseok is drunk
bts give their personal advice to one another.
creepy man watches Yoongi poop
tae finds a weird shaped balloon
yoongis tacobell craving
bts goes to college for the first time.
namjoons leaked nudes
bts go to the zoo bc they are secretly children
bts gets reasy for a performance
yoonmin??!! Rueufuruwid
bts play hide and seek
all nighter
merry chrysler
namjoon is not loved, while he thinks jimin is a hacker
name change
idk what the fuck to call this chapter
hurricane: part one
hurricane: part two
bts in quarantine
yoongi and jimin 💔 up
quick notice!
one night stand
book 2?

fetus

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By miiarayner

Namtitties what's it like eating a fetus.

Lazydipshit .........

Lazydipshit it's 4 am and the only thought on your mind is people eating fetus.

Lazydipshit seek help you stupid ass jelly lookin worm.

Lazydipshit has changed Namtitties name to fetuseater

fetuseater lol I never said I ate a fetus.

fetuseater I'm asking what it's like to eat a fetus.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT tf go to sleep.

fetuseater not until someone answers my question.

Yeetusfetusdeletus bitch you don't just imagine someone eating a fetus like that's wrong.

Yeetusfetusdeletus wait what do you think a fetus is...

fetuseater i think it's some flavoured jelly.

Yeetusfetusdeletus JDIDOEOWOSODOROE

Yeetusfetusdeletus 'hI I aM namJooN aNd I haVe aN iQ oF 148 bUt I dO nOt knOw whAt a fEtuS iS, I tHinK itS a tyPe of JellY flaVour'

fetuseater shove a lego up your penis

Yeetusfetusdeletus that's not humanly possible.

PrincessJin what the fuck is going on.

PrincessJin never mind I'm not gonna question it.

PrincessJin now shut up or I'll slit your throats.

fetuseater a

PrincessJin SHUT UP.

PrincessJin has left the chat

fetuseater lol moody ass bitch

fetuseater anyway what's a fetus.

Lazydipshit

fetuseater o h o h.

fetuseater bitch you acted like you knew what a fetus was yet you go and google it.

Lazydipshit no I just didn't want to waste my time explaining what a fetus is to a 12 year old who is just starting to learn Sex-Ed, so excuse me I'm going to bed.

fetuseater yeah but like imagine someone eating it.

Yeetusfetusdeletus no.

fetuseater ok. but would it be like squishy and wet.

Yeetusfetusdeletus no that's your dick.

fetuseater true.

fetuseater but like would it taste jelly like

Yeetusfetusdeletus JUST SHUT UP OK, YOUR BRAIN IS CLEARLY DIRTY AS FUCK AND YOU NEED MENTAL HELP NOW GOODNIGHT YOU IDIOTIC LLAMA.

fetuseater I want to eat one.

The next day..

Junglemyballs has added PrincessJin to the chat

Junglemyballs what the fuckery is this I-

toesrgudd69 ok I thought I was bad but Namjoon is like a whole other level 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡.

fetuseater ok looking back at what I said I was being a bit weird.

Yeetusfetusdeletus took you fucking long enough to realise.

PrincessJin ok guys shut up and move on, clearly Namjoon is thinking outside the box.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT 🤡

Lazydipshit someone get me Starbucks and I'll love them forever.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT ON IT,

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT what would you like?

Lazydipshit i would like a Grande cinnamon dolce latte in a venti cup 5 pumps cinnamon dolce 4 pumps vanilla 3 pumps toffee nut 1 pump hazelnut No foam Kids temp Extra whip Extra cinnamon dolce topping Extra caramel drizzle Light mocha drizzle Vanilla topping Salt topping And nutmeg topping.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT well shit.

Lazydipshit :) ly MWAH.

toesrgudd69 wow Yoongi is so affectionate!

Lazydipshit I've got a knife in my pocket and I can just imagine the thought of it going through your heart.

Junglemyballs woah this conversation went from 😇 to 👹 real quick.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT so Yoongi you want a Grande cinnamon dolce latte in a venti cup 5 pumps cinnamon dolce 4 pumps vanilla 3 pumps toffee nut 1 pump hazelnut No foam Kids temp Extra whip Extra cinnamon dolce topping Extra caramel drizzle Light mocha drizzle Vanilla topping Salt topping And a cactus topping.

Lazydipshit what the fuck I wanted a nutmeg topping not a fucking prickly ass cactus topping.

Lazydipshit you trying to murder my insides or some shit?

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT no it was typo.

Lazydipshit bullshit

Lazydipshit now go my slave get me the drink I desire.

fetuseater spoilt ass bitch..

Lazydipshit what did u say.

fetuseater bye.

fetuseater has left the chat

Lazydipshit this bitch bouta get slapped.

a/n don't. ask. lol.

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