Skulduggery Pleasant gets Fac...

By nowblackarc

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This is just a funny story about what would happen if the Skulduggery Pleasant characters got facebook. All t... More

Welcome to Facebook Skul
Ghanith and Bonechina
Alice (& more Ghanith and BoneChina)
Cool Hair
Fletcherie
Triple dates
Ghanith Oneshot
Training and the Competition
Fletcherie VS BoneChina
Fletcherie VS Ghanith
Author's Note
Ghanith VS BoneChina
Valduggery Oneshot
Tanguine Oneshot
Fletcher's Loyalty
Dead Men Stories
BoneChina Forgiveness
Scapegrace X Thrasher
Dead Men Stories Part 2
A naked skeleton- Valduggery
Memories
Abbreviations
Boyfriends
A\N
Boyfriends 2 (Sweet Revenge)
Overprotective Boyfriend (Bonechina)
Besties
Breakup 1 (Bonechina)
Break up 2 (Fletcherie)
Break Up 3 (Valduggery)
Break Up 4 (Ghanith)
I always waited for you (Ghanith)
Valduggery VS BoneChina
Fletcherie VS Valduggery
A/N
Drunk bae
Remnant Memories
Truth or Dare?
Secrets Part 1
Secrets Part 2
Fletcher X Tanith
Tfios
Cyberbullying
Hostages
YOLO unless you're Skulduggery
Vilequesse
Parents
Missing Gordon
Drunken Nights
Relationship status
Shopping Days
Merry Christmas!
Books
Books 2 (after reading Skulduggery Pleasant)
The Marriage
The Next Generation
Leather VS Suit
Wear a dress!
Camping!!
Camping!! 2 (Fletcher's Revenge)
Sexter is on
Monster Hunters
Alice the Twelvie
TV series
Sexter is On 2
Overseas Holiday & Important Notice
Epilogue

Fletcher's new gf

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*private chat between Fletcher and Valkyrie*

Fletcher: Valkyrie, I'll tell you the truth

Valkyrie: ??

Fletcher: This new girlfriend of mine that likes my hair doesn't actually exist

Valkyrie: so your girlfriend doesn't like your hair. i'm sure your ego will manage

Fletcher: No Val. As in there is no girlfriend

Valkyrie: Wait what?!

Fletcher: Ok.... it's just that

...

I like you Val. I know that you think you're better than me and you think I'm a creep for going out with you and then your reflection, but I'm in love with you Valkyrie Cain. Sorry. (A little bit of TFIOS for you)

Valkyrie: wow

Fletcher: So uh... will you be girlfriend?

Valkyrie: Fletcher, ever since I broke up with you there's no one I've wanted. I went out with the last freaking Teleporter for god's sake. It can't really go uphill from there.

Fletcher: Is that a yes or a no?

Valkyrie: You're interrupting a grand soliloquy. Fletcher Renn, I like you ok. And I think you're amazing. I'd love to be your girlfriend

Fletcher: <3

Valkyrie: we've both matured since last time....

Fletcher: You'd hope considering like 10 years have passed

Valkyrie: but you will never convince me that you're hair is cool

Fletcher: gotcha. And also, I've noticed that you've gone a little.... distant since the darquesse stuff. I'm here if you need me. or I go to you. Or we could go somewhere and talk. Australia? London? Antartica? Where ever you want. You know being a teleporter and all.

Valkyrie: Thanks Fletch ;) but I don't really need to talk about it

Fletcher: So uh r u gonna tell Skulduggery? About our relationship?

Valkyrie: When I get the chance.

Fletcher: I really think that this will help me get over Stephanie's death, ya know.

Valkyrie: And this will help me get over the people I killed as Darquesse

Fletcher: Thanks Valkyrie for everything

Awww.... so just some Fletcherie for you all :) thanks guys

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