♡𝐛𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭 || 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜�...

By miiarayner

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"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids" Lmao t... More

Usernames.
mcdonalds
tae leaves his shoes at the shops
jin cheats on namjoon
jungkook is actually 2 years old
jungkook finds a hot guy//namjoon comes out of the closet
yoongi gets a job
jimin is drunk.
name change
tae becomes gay while yoongi's cat can speak human
taes dog is human while bts find out that animals are horny.
jins inspiring speech.
a creepily attractive man follows namjoon// Profile updates
yoongi tries to steal jins bathbombs but smashes his window
christmas is easter??
jungkook ruins taes belief in the easter bunny
yoongi baby sits a mental kid
yoongi roasts jungkook after he ignored everyone
bts favourite pick up lines
jungkook tells jimin that he might have diabetes
bts and the chuck e cheese conspiracy
hoseok thinks jimin is a blob fish//name change
NEW BOOK// REQUESTS ARE OPEN
tanacon
hoseok gets his wisdom teeth removed
bts plans jimins birthday
jimins birthday was a disaster
bts on halloween part one
apprication bc like im not even affectionate so this is a rare moment
fetus
bts go trick or treating (halloween part 2)
tae thinks jimin is racist
hoseok is drunk
bts give their personal advice to one another.
creepy man watches Yoongi poop
tae finds a weird shaped balloon
yoongis tacobell craving
bts goes to college for the first time.
namjoons leaked nudes
bts go to the zoo bc they are secretly children
bts gets reasy for a performance
yoonmin??!! Rueufuruwid
bts play hide and seek
all nighter
merry chrysler
namjoon is not loved, while he thinks jimin is a hacker
name change
idk what the fuck to call this chapter
hurricane: part one
hurricane: part two
bts in quarantine
yoongi and jimin 💔 up
quick notice!
one night stand
book 2?

yoongi roasts bts

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Yeetusfetusdeletus has added Namtitties to the chat

Namtitties she protecc

Namtitties she attacc

Namtitties but most importantly...

Namtitties she gets fucked in her butt cracc

buttcracc im offended

buttcracc has left the chat

Namtitties what the-

Yeetusfetusdeletus has removed Namtitties from that chat.

Yeetusfetusdeletus why did I think it was a good idea to add him back.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT idk. it wasn't.

Yeetusfetusdeletus Ik you dipshit.

Lazydipshit no I'm the dipshit

Yeetusfetusdeletus there can be two dipshits ok?

Lazydipshit ok but I'm dipshit 1.

Yeetusfetusdeletus ffs fine whatever. weirdo.

PrincessJin who wants Chick Fil A

Jeoncena if it sells some hot chicks I'm down.

toesrgudd69 I-

PrincessJin sorry to disappoint you jungkook but Chick Fil A is a fast food restaurant.

Jeoncena oh aha I was um, just joking.

PrincessJin your a good liar, we all know your desperate you demented seagull.

Lazydipshit

Jeoncena >:(

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT hahahahaha that's funny.

Jeoncena your sarcasm disgusts me.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT I'm laughing tho!

Jeoncena I'm literally peaking through your bedroom door and your like
'👁➖👁'

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT 1) that's creepy. 2) kill yourself.

Lazydipshit 1) we can't kill ourselves when where not the one who wasn't planned.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT SHUT UP.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT I wasn't even talking to you.

Lazydipshit cool and u think I care?

Lazydipshit nah I don't.

Lazydipshit so go crawl back up your mums ass and wait for her to get an abortion.

Jeoncena DAMN.

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT YALL ARE MEANIE POOS.

toesrgudd69 your comebacks are worse then my farts.

Yeetusfetusdeletus that was the most irrelevant statement I've heard in my existence..

Lazydipshit did you ever exist?

Jeoncena omg Yoongi's roasts today are '👌🏻'

Lazydipshit if that emoji is in a dirty way then you don't have a pussy. Or unless your a genderless snot bag.

PrincessJin LMAO.

Jeoncena damn Yoongi cum down!

toesrgudd69 calm*

Lazydipshit no I won't CUM down when I'm not the whore that fucks every girl and gives them STDs.

PrincessJin ok Yoongi calm down....

Lazydipshit fine whatever. bye losers.

Lazydipshit has left the chat

Jeoncena not gonna lie those roasts were awesome

YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT shut up.

Jeoncena ....k

A/N THIS IS SHORTER THEN MY LIFE SPAN IM SORRY! Requests are opennnnn! Please comment ideas!

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