Jeoncena good morning.
Iliveunderarock that's unusual for you to say good morning.
Jeoncena and it's unusual for you to be awake at 8 in the morning.
Jeoncena something's wrong.
Iliveunderarock nothings wrong....
Handsomeface WHO SMASHED MY FUCKING WINDOW?
Jeoncena good morning to you to mum.
Gotdemjams I open up messages and see Jin ranting. How pleasant.
Handsomeface I SAID WHO SMASHED MY WINDOW?
Iliveunderarock
Horseface it was Yoongi.
Iliveunderarock 😶
Handsomeface MIN YOONGI HOW DID U EVEN SMASH MY WINDOW?
Iliveunderarock i tried climbing through your window to steal your bath bombs but I didn't realise there was glass and I head butted it and smashed it. Then I fell off the ladder into the bush.
Taethegae that's something Namjoon would to tbh.
sexybrain69
Taethegae
Jeoncena how did you get that photo of me.
Taethegae jungkook that's a meme.
Jeoncena how did someone take a photo of me on the toilet and me not realising.
Taethegae ......
Jeoncena omg did u spy on me. Fucking pervert.
Handsomeface EVERYONE SHUT UP, MIN YOONGI I AM STILL VERY ANGRY FOR WHAT U DID, NOW U NEED TO CLEAN THE DISHES, MOP THE FLOOR, VACCUM, COOK DINNER, CLEAN WINDOWS, WATER PLANTS, CLEAN EVERYONES ROOM!
Gotdemjams I like the "clean everyone's room" part. Good luck Yoongi my room is a dumpster.
Horseface mums on her period.
Jeoncena Yoongi I'm scared for you to clean namjoons room.
Taethegae yeh you might find like a dildo or a condom or something in his draws.
sexybrain69 wtf. not true.
Gotdemjams how come I found a used condom in your bathtub Namjoon.
Taethegae 👁👄👁👋🏻 ☕️
Jeoncena tf is that supposed to be.
Taethegae me sipping some T sister.
sexybrain69 gay.
Gotdemjams since when did u have Kylie Jenner Botox?
Taethegae 😑😑😑😑😑
Taethegae since I slept with your mum last night.
Gotdemjams your come backs make me want to kill myself.
Taethegae Ik there good aye.
Iliveunderarock no that means there terrible.
Taethegae why u gotta ruin the moment.
Iliveunderarock bitch do u know me?
Taethegae apparently I don't.
Jeoncena UGH WHO TOOK MY NOODLES? THERE WAS ONE PACKET LEFT AND IT WAS FOR ME
Handsomeface bet 10 bucks it was Yoongi
Iliveunderarock ffs why can't I just do something without being yelled at.
Jeoncena I dibsed those noodles Yoongi. You knew it to. And what did you do? You ate them :).
Gotdemjams u know it's bad when he sends a smiley face.
Jeoncena you now owe me 10 packets of noodles.
Handsomeface and you owe me 10 bucks.
Jeoncena wtf why
Handsomeface I said bet 10 bucks it was Yoongi and it was.
Jeoncena ugh fine.
Iliveunderarock since I'm a kind and passionate person.
sexybrain69 *cough*
Iliveunderarock 🖕🏻
Iliveunderarock I will buy you noodles Jeon Jungkook.
Jeoncena don't need to say my last name yeetus fetus.
sexybrain69 ......... ew.
Jeoncena what?
sexybrain69 do u know what a fetus is....
Jeoncena no
sexybrain69
sexybrain69 so according to my sexy brain you yeeted an un born baby out of you.
Jeoncena EW YOUR SMART
sexybrain69 it's not that I'm smart it just means your stupid enough not to now what a fetus is.
Horseface buuuurrrnnn
Jeoncena ugh whatever nerd I'm going to the shop with Yoongi to get noodles bye.
Iliveunderarock I never agreed to do this.
Jeoncena uh you said like 2 mins ago you would now come on or I'll drag your ass with me.
Iliveunderarock ugh fine.
Gotdemjams lol good luck.
Iliveunderarock bye.
A/n I've enjoyed writing this book recently wow.