I gave this chapter no name bc what you are about to read is truly chaotic.
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Lukey: let me sleep in your stupid band t-shirts and hold your dumb hand you piece of shit
Cal: only if you let me touch your butt you dumb bitch
Lukey: and they say romance is dead
Cal: we are so romantic
Cal: you are shit to my asshole
Lukey: aww bae
Cal: :*
Lukey: You're the mouth to my dick
Cal: AWWW bb I luv u
Lukey: ily2
Lukey: even more than Starbucks
Cal: oh my gosh! Rrly?!
Lukey: yes I lub u cally
Cal: Rawrr <^.^>
Lukey: oh my gosh bb u scared me /.\
Cal: aw no bb I was just trying to be my natural self teehee 11!!!1!!!
Lukey: it's okay bb I still lub u !!1!11
Cal: yay!!! I feel so scene rn like I wanna get huge fringe and put cat whiskers on
Lukey: you do that and I'll beat the living shit out of you.
Cal: ......
Lukey: .........
Cal: .............
Cal: I STILL LUV U DOE
Lukey: I LUV U TWO CALLYPALLY
Cal: Lukeyyyy
Lukey: what baby???
Cal: my boobs hurt!
Lukey: you don't have boobs Babe
Cal: if I did would u still love me?
Lukey: nope
Cal: I have to tell you something.
Lukey: what?
Cal: do you kno what a dad is?
Cal: you..
Cal: you is a dad.
Lukey: BISHH WHET??
Cal: I'm PREGGS
Cal: I'm naming the baby "Fallquisha Unicorn Carlos Kitana Morguean Earacherson Hemmings-Hood"
Lukey: oh my god
Lukey: that
Lukey: is
Lukey: BEAUTIFUL
Lukey: how did you even?!!
Cal: I DIDNT EVEN NOR DID I ODD
Lukey: it's really beautiful maybe we could just call her by like the first letter of each name?
Cal: so we call her fuckme?
Lukey: OH MY GOD THATS SO CUTE!!!
Cal: PH MY GOSH IT IS LIKE COME HERE LITTLE FUCKME! FUCKME COME HERRR!!!!
Lukey: WHAT IF ITS A BOY!?!?
Cal: I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF A BOY OPTION !!
Lukey: WHAT ABOUTTTTTTT
Lukey: Graverson Internet Valerikae Eatmeki Meatloaf Enders Ape Neapolitan Allornothing Leeroypersana Hemmings-Hood
Cal: THATS SOO CUTE
Cal: SO WE WOULD CALL HIMMM
Cal: GIVEMEANAL......
Lukey: it's.....
Lukey: it's perfect Calum!
Cal: little baby fuckme and givemeanal !!
Lukey: I CANT WAIT TILL WE HAVE OUR BABY !!!!
Cal: OMG SAMEE
Lukey: hay bb ima go to sleep now I'll ttyl boo KEEP ME UPDATED ON THE TURD MUNCHER INSIDE U
Cal: ttyl baby RAWWRRxxx
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*looks around*
.....what the fuck happened here
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