♑𝐛𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐑𝐚𝐭 || 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜�...

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"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids" Lmao t... More

Usernames.
mcdonalds
tae leaves his shoes at the shops
jin cheats on namjoon
jungkook is actually 2 years old
jungkook finds a hot guy//namjoon comes out of the closet
yoongi gets a job
jimin is drunk.
name change
tae becomes gay while yoongi's cat can speak human
taes dog is human while bts find out that animals are horny.
a creepily attractive man follows namjoon// Profile updates
yoongi tries to steal jins bathbombs but smashes his window
christmas is easter??
jungkook ruins taes belief in the easter bunny
yoongi baby sits a mental kid
yoongi roasts jungkook after he ignored everyone
bts favourite pick up lines
jungkook tells jimin that he might have diabetes
bts and the chuck e cheese conspiracy
hoseok thinks jimin is a blob fish//name change
yoongi roasts bts
NEW BOOK// REQUESTS ARE OPEN
tanacon
hoseok gets his wisdom teeth removed
bts plans jimins birthday
jimins birthday was a disaster
bts on halloween part one
apprication bc like im not even affectionate so this is a rare moment
fetus
bts go trick or treating (halloween part 2)
tae thinks jimin is racist
hoseok is drunk
bts give their personal advice to one another.
creepy man watches Yoongi poop
tae finds a weird shaped balloon
yoongis tacobell craving
bts goes to college for the first time.
namjoons leaked nudes
bts go to the zoo bc they are secretly children
bts gets reasy for a performance
yoonmin??!! Rueufuruwid
bts play hide and seek
all nighter
merry chrysler
namjoon is not loved, while he thinks jimin is a hacker
name change
idk what the fuck to call this chapter
hurricane: part one
hurricane: part two
bts in quarantine
yoongi and jimin πŸ’” up
quick notice!
one night stand
book 2?

jins inspiring speech.

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Taethegae hey

Jeoncena no

Taethegae ok :(

Handsomeface hey I just wanted to remind my sons how much of an asshole each of you are :).

Iliveunderarock thanks mum I feel honoured.

Handsomeface now I will say opinions for each of you.

Handsome Hoseok, you are a complete idiot who is way too extra for his existence and you have a unhealthy foot fetish obsession.

Horseface thanks mum. love you to 😐.

Handsomeface Jimin...

Gotdemjams plan my funeral.

Jeoncena will do ✌🏻

Gotdemjams -_-

Handsomeface Jimin, you are too short to be my favourite but you are to chubby and fat and you can be so annoying and your laugh is too loud.

Gotdemjams >:( you made my self esteem low.

Iliveunderarock HAHAHAHAHAHA JIMIN.

Gotdemjams shut up you rusty rock.

Handsomeface Yoongi your too much of a pussy and your scared of everything and you sleep too much. Grow up.

Iliveunderarock i hate you.

Handsomeface excuse me.

Iliveunderarock .....

Rapemonster honey why are you being so mean!?

Jeoncena *gags*

Handsomeface

Handsomeface darling don't interrupt I'm giving everyone a positive speech.

Rapemonster you call that positive psh.

Handsomeface ok then I'm going to give you my positive speech about you now.

Handsomeface Namjoon, my husband... I love you but you have a creepy obsession with porn and your dick is becoming too saggy. You also have a creepy obsession with children.

Taethegae wow pedo daddy.

Rapemonster STFU. Jin if you think that about me then we might need to divorce.

Handsomeface why I gave you a positive speech.

Gotdemjams do you even know what positive means.

Handsomeface yeh it's when you say hurtful things to someone

Iliveunderarock someone tell him pls.

Gotdemjams I'm not even gonna bother anymore.

Handsomeface ANYGAY! Taehyung, your too gay for my liking but your my son unfortunately. Your hair looks like a bowl with rat hair in it and your just well.... you weren't planned.

Taethegae I suddenly just got depression.

Horseface bruh you don't get depression just like that.

Handsomeface JUNGCOCKADOODLEDOO, your just a baby so I can't say shit to you.

Jeoncena YES

Gotdemjams that's sexist.

Iliveunderarock LMAO HOW?

Handsomeface Jimin you ugly frog face, sexist is when you take side of another gender. e.g "girls can't play soccer as well as boys."

Rapemonster and you say I have an IQ 148.

Rapemonster changed their name to 'sexybrain69'

Jeoncena why do you always make up names that don't relate to your personal self.

sexybrain69 wdym? My brain is sexy as fuckkkkkk lit lit lit.

Taethegae your inner gay is coming back out Namjoon.

sexybrain69 bruh u actually can't say shit when your the gayest of all of us. You always talk about how you want to fuck Shawn Mendes.

Horseface Shawn is dating Camilla anyway. He's a straight b o i.

Taethegae

Gotdemjams literally my two moods.

Iliveunderarock that's coz that's you in the picture dumb fuck.

Gotdemjams oh I didn't realise.

sexybrain69 how do u not recognise your own appearance?

Gotdemjams what does appearance mean?

Handsomeface someone get this guy a tutor I-

Iliveunderarock goodnight.

sexybrain69 .... goodnight?

Taethegae I'm gonna go make myself salad bye!

Gotdemjams bye everyone!

Handsomeface bye assholes I hate you!

Iliveunderarock love you to.

a/n wow I actually updated two days in a row. what a surprise.

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